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#3326 CJ

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Posted 06 November 2010 - 21:17

I found it funny too TBH...

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I bet I could program an internet


#3327 Ion Cannon!

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Posted 06 November 2010 - 21:53

View PostLiten, on 6 Nov 2010, 20:53, said:

I found it quite funny at the time, and even if you don't find it funny there may be others that do.


It wasn't directed at you or anyone in particular, most times I've checked the funny quotes in the last year or so theres been some bad ones, or lots of injokes which nobody else except the person posting it gets.
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Posted 06 November 2010 - 22:43

There is one person in particular whose "Funny Quotes" make me want to slash my wrists.

I am not kidding.

#3329 Chyros

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Posted 06 November 2010 - 22:48

I think everyone knows who you're talking about, yeah :P .
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#3330 Stinger

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Posted 06 November 2010 - 22:49

I am laughing... right now.

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#3331 Kris

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 12:00

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Sgt. Rho says (7:54 PM):
Sorry, had to AFK for a sex.
Sgt. Rho says (7:54 PM):
*sec
Sgt. Rho says (7:54 PM):
FUCK
Sgt. Rho says (7:54 PM):
typo >.<
Zeke says (7:54 PM):
LOL
Anubis says (7:55 PM):
LMAO!
Sgt. Rho says (7:55 PM):
why does the X have to be RIGHT beside the C? >.<








#3332 Major Fuckup

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 12:04

If that didn't have an "a" between AFK and sex that would have been gold.

I question the general assumption that i am inherently deficient in the area of grammar and sentence structure

#3333 deltaepsilon

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 12:10

Heh, I think that's a good example of a funny quote.
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#3334 Sgt. Rho

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 12:20

*cries*

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 13:27

*Pimp slaps Rho*

Take it like a man!

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As long as the dark foundation of our nature, grim in its all-encompassing egoism, mad in its drive to make that egoism into reality, to devour everything and to define everything by itself, as long as that foundation is visible, as long as this truly original sin exists within us, we have no business here and there is no logical answer to our existence.
Imagine a group of people who are all blind, deaf and slightly demented and suddenly someone in the crowd asks, "What are we to do?"... The only possible answer is, "Look for a cure". Until you are cured, there is nothing you can do.
And since you don't believe you are sick, there can be no cure.
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#3336 Stinger

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 14:12

View Postdeltaepsilon, on 8 Nov 2010, 12:10, said:

Heh, I think that's a good example of a funny quote.


Yes, that quote produced endorphins. It was a pleasant change from the usual feelings of melancholy and anguish.

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 14:15

I typo that a lot too :xD:
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Posted 08 November 2010 - 19:40

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Nem (nemisis54): http://kotaku.com/5683911/armed-robbers-sn...-gamestop-heist
Nem (nemisis54): They just pulled a... *chuckles* Black, Op.
Nem (nemisis54): Ooooooololpoooolol
Numbers (98714123340): lololol
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): HA
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): HAHA
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): lololololol


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Posted 08 November 2010 - 19:44

We need a facepalm smiley.

Edited by SquigPie, 08 November 2010 - 19:44.

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As long as the dark foundation of our nature, grim in its all-encompassing egoism, mad in its drive to make that egoism into reality, to devour everything and to define everything by itself, as long as that foundation is visible, as long as this truly original sin exists within us, we have no business here and there is no logical answer to our existence.
Imagine a group of people who are all blind, deaf and slightly demented and suddenly someone in the crowd asks, "What are we to do?"... The only possible answer is, "Look for a cure". Until you are cured, there is nothing you can do.
And since you don't believe you are sick, there can be no cure.
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Posted 11 November 2010 - 18:55

View PostSquigPie, on 8 Nov 2010, 21:44, said:

We need a facepalm smiley.

Seconded
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Posted 12 November 2010 - 21:41

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3:39 PM - commander faggots: wow what the fuck
3:39 PM - commander faggots: there's a stinkbug sitting on top of my desk
3:39 PM - commander faggots: lying on its back
3:39 PM - commander faggots: and it's holding a ball of... dust or something
3:39 PM - Samuel L. Jackson: Does he look like a bitch?


#3342 Kris

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Posted 13 November 2010 - 05:04

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=]Kris[= says (12:50 PM):
i thought you're going to bed :P
[c=#CE042D]Robert St.Cheesywithweeny[/c] says (12:50 PM):
big band
[c=#CE042D]Robert St.Cheesywithweeny[/c] says (12:50 PM):
yeah
[c=#CE042D]Robert St.Cheesywithweeny[/c] says (12:50 PM):
I thought that too
[c=#CE042D]Robert St.Cheesywithweeny[/c] says (12:50 PM):
but the wonders of porn
=]Kris[= says (12:50 PM):
:xD:
[c=#CE042D]Robert St.Cheesywithweeny[/c] says (12:50 PM):
haha jk
=]Kris[= says (12:50 PM):
it wakes you up :xD:
=]Kris[= says (12:50 PM):
actuallllyyy
=]Kris[= says (12:50 PM):
you need LOTs of porn at the moment
=]Kris[= says (12:50 PM):
because its winter there :P
[c=#CE042D]Robert St.Cheesywithweeny[/c] says (12:50 PM):
:xD:
[c=#CE042D]Robert St.Cheesywithweeny[/c] says (12:50 PM):
yeah
[c=#CE042D]Robert St.Cheesywithweeny[/c] says (12:50 PM):
if its cold outside
[c=#CE042D]Robert St.Cheesywithweeny[/c] says (12:51 PM):
I just start to wank
[c=#CE042D]Robert St.Cheesywithweeny[/c] says (12:51 PM):
in the park
[c=#CE042D]Robert St.Cheesywithweeny[/c] says (12:51 PM):
in the train
=]Kris[= says (12:51 PM):
and jizz everywhere
[c=#CE042D]Robert St.Cheesywithweeny[/c] says (12:51 PM):
at school
=]Kris[= says (12:51 PM):
:xD:
[c=#CE042D]Robert St.Cheesywithweeny[/c] says (12:51 PM):
wanky wank wank
=]Kris[= says (12:51 PM):
*quotes*
[c=#CE042D]Robert St.Cheesywithweeny[/c] says (12:51 PM):
omfg
[c=#CE042D]Robert St.Cheesywithweeny[/c] says (12:51 PM):
:xD:








#3343 Ion Cannon!

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Posted 13 November 2010 - 14:14

Yeeeaah...

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#3344 Nid

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Posted 13 November 2010 - 14:15

View PostHobbesy, on 12 Nov 2010, 21:41, said:

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3:39 PM - commander faggots: wow what the fuck
3:39 PM - commander faggots: there's a stinkbug sitting on top of my desk
3:39 PM - commander faggots: lying on its back
3:39 PM - commander faggots: and it's holding a ball of... dust or something
3:39 PM - Samuel L. Jackson: Does he look like a bitch?


LMFAO!
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Posted 13 November 2010 - 14:24

View PostHobbesy, on 12 Nov 2010, 23:41, said:

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3:39 PM - commander faggots: wow what the fuck
3:39 PM - commander faggots: there's a stinkbug sitting on top of my desk
3:39 PM - commander faggots: lying on its back
3:39 PM - commander faggots: and it's holding a ball of... dust or something
3:39 PM - Samuel L. Jackson: Does he look like a bitch?


:P

Well played sir, well played :P .
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Posted 13 November 2010 - 14:29

LOL!

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Posted 18 November 2010 - 18:31

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[19:14:38] <Dmcdevit> I think whoever put that there just meant that the topic is about the Netherlands, not that it is only used by English speakers in the Netherlands.
[19:15:00] <Prince_Kassad> which don't even exist
[19:22:30] <msh210> the Netherlands don't exist?
[19:22:57] <msh210> Shame, I was hoping to visit one day. Maybe I'll go to Holland instead.

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Anyway,the China's army is a modernize army,this army can bear down all country's army.
I hope SWR team can modification the China in the RISE OF THE RED and SHOCKWAVE mods.China is a modernize country.Maybe in thirty years later,the China will be a big and powerful country,overrun the US

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[22:23:32] <J8a> why would i read a eula anyway?
[22:23:41] <J8a> they're not written in english
[22:23:59] <J8a> THEY ARE WRITTEN IN, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, CAPITAL LETTERS.

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Posted 19 November 2010 - 23:19

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5:14 PM - Liten beats Hobbesy with a shovel
5:14 PM - Hobbesy: Harder baby
5:14 PM - Liten: There, you are all fixed now
5:14 PM - Hobbesy: Harder
5:14 PM - Liten: Disgusting


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Posted 01 December 2010 - 18:43

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12:42 PM - Chyros: I'm typing one-handed 8|
12:42 PM - Hobbesy: Oh yeah?
12:42 PM - Chyros: yeah


I always knew Chyros was a strong supporter of masturbation.

Edited by Hobbesy, 01 December 2010 - 18:44.


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Posted 01 December 2010 - 18:46

View PostHobbesy, on 1 Dec 2010, 18:43, said:

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12:42 PM - Chyros: I'm typing one-handed :P
12:42 PM - Hobbesy: Oh yeah?
12:42 PM - Chyros: yeah


I always knew Chyros was a strong supporter of masturbation.

No don't be silly, he is reloading a gun 8|
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