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#3376 Brad

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Posted 29 December 2010 - 18:28

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Brad:
like post-it notes more though
more chance for mischeif.

Jack:
do both?

Brad:
But why! They're my only defence against the cold, bitter fate that is reality.
Doing both is a bit gay, Jack.
/slaps knee

Jack:
then it shud suit u

Brad:
..
Bitch.

Jack:
slaps knee:P

You almost did, didn't you?

#3377 TheDR

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Posted 29 December 2010 - 21:38

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9:29 PM - TheDR: Whats your BC2 name?
9:29 PM - CJ: Carl23
9:30 PM - TheDR: Sent
9:30 PM - CJ: a lvl3 nuble
9:30 PM - CJ: nublet
9:30 PM - TheDR: Level 29 yeah!
9:30 PM - CJ: and for some reason SC4 is stuck at 100% of it's download >_>
9:30 PM - TheDR: I should be higher but i disconect at the end of most games before i get my score :D
9:30 PM - CJ: ah well scrap that
9:30 PM - CJ: how so ?
9:31 PM - TheDR: Well
9:31 PM - TheDR: Just before the end of a game i disconect from the game.
9:31 PM - TheDR: Not cool.
9:32 PM - CJ: ah
9:32 PM - CJ: so it's a software issue
9:32 PM - CJ: yay, my fist friend request
9:32 PM - TheDR: FIST REQUEST
9:32 PM - CJ: :o
9:32 PM - CJ: oh dear
9:33 PM - TheDR: Haha


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#3378 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 29 December 2010 - 21:44

:D
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#3379 CJ

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Posted 29 December 2010 - 22:02

Fisting friends is a full time job you know :D

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I bet I could program an internet


#3380 Sgt. Rho

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Posted 04 January 2011 - 05:37

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Sgt. Rho says:
yeh, it's my dog with his usual 'O HAI!' face
Slye_Fox says:
heh
I has a pussy
His name si sam
Sgt. Rho says:
You do realise how wrong that sounded, right?
Slye_Fox says:
Yeah, that's why i did it

Sgt. Rho says:
*quotes*


#3381 Ion Cannon!

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Posted 22 January 2011 - 02:23

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Me: You know your wierd right?
Lucy: What do you mean, I'm completely normal.
Me: Yeah, sure you are.
Lucy: Hey, what do you mean by that?
Me: So why exactly are you holding your phone by your face, are you calling somebody?
Lucy: No, my face is hot and my phone is cold so I'm using it to cool my face.... Oh godamnit...
Me: *Laughter*

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#3382 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 22 January 2011 - 10:51

Lulz. I'll admit I've done that :whaa:
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#3383 Destiny

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Posted 23 January 2011 - 01:42

I use the floor sometimes :whaa:
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#3384 Destiny

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Posted 25 January 2011 - 06:37

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[14:27] <@TruYuri> For the AP Physics class, he does these, which he calls "Watsit?" assignments
[14:27] <Richter> I'm in AP study hall!
[14:27] * Richter smartface
[14:27] <@TruYuri> For the regular physics classes he does "Howzitwoik?", which is usually an invention of his own that is usually mindblowing.
[14:28] <@{AW}Dommo> damit, cant get my tv set up
[14:28] <Richter> play with it first
[14:28] <Richter> then lick it
[14:28] <Richter> oh wait.....
[14:28] <Richter> sorry bro
[14:30] <Destiny> I wish my science teacher was like that
[14:30] <@TruYuri> My Physics teacher is the craziest person I know.
[14:31] <@TruYuri> I've mentioned this plenty of times here but... really, the guy has a 20 year old donut hanging from his classroom ceiling.
[14:31] <@TruYuri> Named Hector.
[14:31] <Richter> oh it's THAT guy lol
[14:31] <Richter> holy shit
[14:31] <Richter> EA made the PS3 version of the Wii Dead Space look as good as the first game
[14:31] <Destiny> ...
[14:31] <Destiny> 20 year old
[14:32] <Destiny> wat
[14:32] <Richter> he has a sealed old Big Mac too
[14:32] <@TruYuri> He also has a moldy ^
[14:32] <Apache2k7> And the Air Force made a Supercomputer made of PS3s. So it all works ou
[14:32] <Apache2k7> out.*
[14:32] <@TruYuri> the big mac is from the first year they came out
[14:32] <@TruYuri> so it's older than the donut
[14:32] <@Chevy787> O.o
[14:32] <Destiny> ...
[14:32] <@Chevy787> that's very weird
[14:32] <Destiny> What's left of the donut?
[14:32] <@{AW}Dommo> hmmm, 2 channels found..........
[14:33] <@TruYuri> The whole thing, although he admits that it's nothing more than "a chunk of carbon" these days.
[14:33] <Richter> lol
[14:33] <@TruYuri> He says so many weird things,
[14:33] <Destiny> Holy shit it didn't get eaten away by the mold?
[14:33] <@TruYuri> that my AP Class secretly made bingo cards.
[14:33] <@TruYuri> For the things he says
[14:34] <@TruYuri> If somebody wins we just say "HELLO!" out loud in class
[14:34] <@Chevy787> that's lol
[14:34] <@Chevy787> sounds like fun
[14:34] <@TruYuri> In which case, he'll either start laughing or probably just say Hi back.

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#3385 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 31 January 2011 - 22:59

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(22:52:00) Bob: I'm watching Penn and Teller
(22:52:18) Wiz: I am listening to Mumford & Sons
(22:52:20) Wiz: :P
(22:52:22) Bob: D:
(22:53:00) Bob: You craxy kids and your music
(22:53:01) Bob: |:
(22:56:37) Wiz: You and your craxy drawn p0rn xD
(22:56:46) Bob: |:
(22:56:53) Bob: You would if you could
(22:56:54) Bob: 8D
(22:57:04) Wiz: trudat


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#3386 Hobbesy

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Posted 05 February 2011 - 03:35

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9:32 PM - Hobbesy: http://forum.falloutstudios.net/index.php?...st&p=839778
9:32 PM - Hobbesy: Harharharhar
9:32 PM - Brad: Hoho!
9:32 PM - Brad: Snap!
9:32 PM - Hobbesy: Maybe he can get rid of that burn using the skin gun!
9:33 PM - Brad: We can only hope. I don't think it works on burns that severe
9:33 PM - Hobbesy: :v

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Posted 17 February 2011 - 16:23

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[16:22] <&Bob> I have been dreaming about you for many years, long before I even 'met' you on FS
[16:22] <&Bob> It was quite weird
[16:22] <Wiz> orly :P


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#3388 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 17 February 2011 - 16:25

:P

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(16:20:30) Wiz: are you one of those people that think dreams mean something or are you just informing us of the above for the sake of conversation?
(16:21:29) Bob: Dreams are merely a way of organising events that have happened to you recently
(16:21:42) Wiz: D:?
(16:21:47) Bob: Then after an hour of that, the brain trys out new and often weird combinations
(16:21:49) Wiz: happened to me?
(16:21:58) Bob: Yes, YOU.
(16:22:04) Wiz: D=
(16:22:25) Bob: I have been dreaming about you for many years, long before I even 'met' you on FS
(16:22:38) Bob: It was quite weird
(16:22:44) Wiz: orly |8

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#3389 Wizard

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Posted 18 February 2011 - 23:50

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[23:41] <~Wiz> having some issues concentrating on anything this evening
[23:41] <~Wiz> :|
[23:41] <~Wiz> no sure why tbh
[23:42] <&Bob> Naked ladies on the interwebs?
[23:42] <~Wiz> not this time
[23:42] <~Wiz> I should go to bed, have to be up early in the morning to play gold
[23:42] <~Wiz> *golf
[23:42] <~Wiz> but know I won't sleep
[23:43] <+Destiny> Knock yourself out
[23:43] <~Wiz> oh dear
[23:45] <~Wiz> my my
[23:45] <~Wiz> there are lots of naked ladies on the interent aren't there
[23:45] <~Wiz> I think they must all be very warm
[23:45] <~Wiz> :o
[23:46] <&Bob> vat
[23:47] <~Wiz> well they aren't wearing many clothes....
[23:48] <&Bob> Oh I see
[23:48] <&Bob> You may very well be right
[23:48] <&Bob> I think I might have to investigate that theory
[23:48] <~Wiz> I think it must be caused by global warming or something
[23:48] <&Bob> Probably
[23:48] * &Bob turns all electrical appliances on full
[23:49] <~Wiz> :P


#3390 Liten

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 22:09

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Liten: Why are you next to your computer if you are playing on a DS?
Liten: Seriosly
Brad: I have friends on this computer, I'll have you know
Liten: WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE MESSAGING SYSTEMS LOGGED IN IF YOU ARE GAMING ON A PORTABLE DEVICE!?
Brad: As I'm talking to people
Brad: We just went through this
Liten: While gaming?
Brad: Yes.
Liten: On a DS
Brad: I can multitask
Liten: I guess you are currently also masturbating to the female pixel which you are currently playing as 8|
Brad: *male pixel*
Brad: I MEAN
Brad: Masturbating? Me?
Brad: Pft.

Brad has a fetish for male pixels D8
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#3391 Destiny

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 12:32

[18:42] <deltaepsilon> Bob was bobbing up and down.
[18:42] <deltaepsilon> *bob* *bob* *bob*
[18:43] <&Bob> Stop that
[18:43] <deltaepsilon> He said stop that.
[18:43] <~Wiz> he does that alot
[18:43] <deltaepsilon> "Stop that".
[18:43] <+CodeCat> Did you see my new avatar yet?
[18:43] <&Bob> brb, gotta restart
[18:43] <deltaepsilon> has it seen me?
[18:43] * &Bob (Luke@119632FE.4DEDE03D.E6208BC4.IP) Quit (Quit: Leaving.)
[18:43] * &PacMan (PacMan@119632FE.4DEDE03D.E6208BC4.IP) Quit (Quit: Goodnight!)
[18:44] <deltaepsilon> why is he logged in with 2 handles
[18:44] <+CodeCat> I don't know
[18:45] <~Wiz> because he is weird
[18:45] <deltaepsilon> yeah
[18:45] <~Wiz> something to do with the fact he uses Pidgin and Trillian or something
[18:45] <~Wiz> both connect to the IRC
[18:45] <~Wiz> I think

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#3392 Hobbesy

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Posted 22 March 2011 - 07:12

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2:09 AM - Dr. Hobbesy - Sleepologist PhD.: "You've seen OMON when they're killing terrorists, but have you seen them in their spare time?!"
2:10 AM - Dr. Hobbesy - Sleepologist PhD.: "For just $19.99 you too can have their new hit album:"
2:10 AM - Dr. Hobbesy - Sleepologist PhD.: "I'll Kill You With a Hatchet While I Backflip!"
2:10 AM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: lol wot.


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#3393 Destiny

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 14:13

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10:05 PM - CJ: alright then, I propose a game of KF tonight
10:05 PM - CJ: if we can get FS people to join
10:05 PM - Destiny: Drag Chyros in
10:05 PM - CJ: but I doubt it
10:05 PM - Destiny: He's up for it
10:05 PM - CJ: we should've told them earlier
10:05 PM - Destiny: Just post in gamematchmakin'
10:06 PM - CJ: Braddy and TheDR as well
10:06 PM - CJ: nou do it
10:06 PM - Destiny: pr LPTPW
10:06 PM - CJ: I just woke up
10:06 PM - Destiny: *or
10:06 PM - Destiny: You could wait an hour or two to wake up and post it
10:06 PM - CJ: I can't think enough to post more than a setence
10:06 PM - CJ: at a time
10:06 PM - Destiny: Type slowly then
10:06 PM - CJ: but then it'll be too late
10:07 PM - CJ: D:
10:07 PM - CJ: DO EET MOFO
10:07 PM - Destiny: I'm...pre-occupied!
10:07 PM - CJ: usa~
10:07 PM - CJ: ah goddamnit
10:07 PM - CJ: stop jerking off all day long D:!
10:07 PM - Destiny: How did yo-
10:07 PM - Destiny: What the...
10:07 PM - Destiny: f..
10:08 PM - CJ: I hacked your webcam :P
10:08 PM - Destiny: I...don't have one
10:08 PM - CJ: well then I hacked you a webcam
10:08 PM - Destiny: ??????????
10:08 PM - Destiny: How the HACK do you do that
10:08 PM - CJ: badumtss
10:08 PM - Destiny: www.instantrimshot.com ?
10:09 PM - CJ: nope
10:09 PM - CJ: http://www.instantsfun.es/badumtss
10:09 PM - Destiny: oh
10:09 PM - CJ: you haz moar sounds on that site
10:10 PM - Destiny: Oh hey you found my joke funny? SWEET
10:10 PM - CJ: x)
10:10 PM - CJ: that must be a premiere, but yes I do
10:10 PM - CJ: :P
10:10 PM - Destiny: Awesome
10:10 PM - Destiny: Finally

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#3394 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 30 March 2011 - 17:41

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JRK: now if you'll excuse me
JRK: i have a signals exam to study for :)
Mathias: My sheanigans are more important than your exams!
Mathias: Foolish mortal!
JRK: our professor gave us ordinary differential equations to describe Homer Simpson's eating habits
Mathias: Lol wut?
JRK: yes
Mathias: That's
JRK: for real
JRK: and we had to solve them
Mathias: Whoa
JRK: he adopted a diet that would have actually had his weight increase exponentially and death after 60 months ;)
JRK: so we added a "controller"
JRK: i.e. modified his eting habits
Mathias: ....
Mathias: wut
JRK: *eating
Mathias: Well, he's survived it for 20 years now
JRK: has your mind been sufficiently blown yet?
Mathias: Pretty much
Mathias: any more?
JRK: k this is going to the quote thread
Mathias: Indeed
JRK: well there was something like that for Tom & Jerry too 8|

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#3395 Wizard

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Posted 05 April 2011 - 13:53

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[14:45] <~Wiz> Why is Destiny so small today?
[14:45] <Destiny[Minimized]> ?
[14:45] <~Wiz> If you can't work that out, just kill yourself now
[14:45] * Destiny[Minimized] is now known as Destiny[Alt-tabbed]
[14:46] <Destiny[Alt-tabbed]> There
[14:46] <Destiny[Alt-tabbed]> I'm now phased
[14:49] <Liten> |:
[14:49] <Liten> Guess what, I just "Phasepalmed"
[14:50] <~Wiz> xD
[14:52] <Liten> If that isn't quoted I am going to hit someone
[14:53] <Liten> Most likley Fapiny


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Posted 05 April 2011 - 14:16

Thats pretty good D8
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Posted 21 April 2011 - 12:08

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[13:04] <Liten> So
[13:04] <Liten> What's everybody doing?
[13:04] <~Wiz> Working my arse off
[13:04] <Liten> You?
[13:04] <Liten> Working?
[13:05] <Liten> Preposterous
[13:06] <~Wiz> I know
[13:07] <Liten> Maybe if looking at Russian Mail Order Bribes where a job
[13:07] <Liten> But I don't think it is
[13:07] <Liten> Oh dear
[13:07] <Liten> Bribes =\= Brides
[13:07] <Liten> I ruined my own joke
[13:07] <Liten> Derp
[13:08] * ~Wiz quotes


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#3398 Liten

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Posted 21 April 2011 - 14:26

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F22-sama (toaster@lemon-7CFC290F.cable.virginmedia.com) Quit (Quit: )
<Liten> Quickly
<Liten> Lets trashtalk Faptor!
<Liten> While he is gone
<Alias> Raptor is seedier than Destiny
<Alias> And we all know that's hard to do
<Liten> I am sure it's quite "hard" to do that Alias
<Liten> |8
<Alias> Don't want to get into a "sticky situation", Liten
<Alias> :D
<Fate> Oh I'm sure you'll enjoy what's about to cum, Alias
<Alias> Why are you teasing me so close to the climax
<Fate> Because everyone's high!
<Fate> No wait
<Fate> Nah
<Fate> can't think up any
<Alias> Having trouble keeping it up? 8|
<Alias> :sly:
<Liten> It's my first time~
<Liten> Be gentle~
<Alias> *badum tish*

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Posted 21 April 2011 - 17:02

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 11:48

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[12:47] <Vision> D: im pedobear




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