284 replies to this topic

[Soul]

When you wake up in a bath tube full of ice and a bit of blood and a note telling you you should get to a hospital.

[Sgt. Nuker]

When you believe in urban legends such as the one TPAM posted.

[AllStarZ]

When you light your cigarette in a mine and then see a sign saying that it is full of methane gas.

[Darthfluenza]

when someone eats your moms babies
or
when you fall asleep in school and while sleeping confess love for your teacher...
or
when you use 1337 5p34k in public

Edited by amazedkitty, 01 August 2006 - 03:12.

[AllStarZ]

When a biohazard team arrives at the restaurant you are eating at.

[Whitey]

When you see Merkavas aiming at your house

[General]

Foxhound, on 31 Jul 2006, 02:30, said:

when you wake up in a strange place and you have no clothes

:rotfll:

When you wake up in a forest with your clothes which break into pieces and all you remember is , you get into a Taxi

[AllStarZ]

When you wake from unconsciousness and find that someone is carrying a shovel and dragging you into an open pit.

[Foxhound]

when you see a nuclear missile falling nearby

[Darthfluenza]

when your girl friend finds out you were cheating on her with your mom...

[Lucid]

when you screw your mom......and she has HIV.

[Rayburn]

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Edited by Rayburn, 28 March 2010 - 12:55.

[Whitey]

When you are in bed with your girlfriend, who happens to be very "worked up".

[Mathias]

You know you're fucked when you wake up in an unknown apartment and your ass hurts like hell.










Literally.

Edited by Cycerin, 03 August 2006 - 20:47.

[Moosy Crisp]

You're fucked when you wake in the Post Office with no clothes and a bag full of lawn gnomes.

[AllStarZ]

When Ironside (the person on this forum) gets elected for Prez

Edited by AllStarZ, 03 August 2006 - 21:39.

[Mathias]

When Thrax gets elected for Minister of Health and Welfare (or whatever its called in english)

[General]

When Umbrella become real and Thrax lead it

[Waris]

When I become an Admin.

[General]

Waris, on 4 Aug 2006, 19:55, said:

When I become an Admin.

When I become retarded !

[Soul]

When I have the power to ban you and lock topics.

[Foxhound]

if I ever gain that power as well...ok just kidding...if I did ever get it, I'd do the job right (all n00bs shall bow before me!!! RAWR! *end evil mode*)

seriously though

when you see a train coming straight at you and you can't move.

[Soul]

When you see someone following you holding a gun/w silencer.

Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 04 August 2006 - 18:58.

[Sgt. Nuker]

When you create a topic called "Killing people".....................*hint hint*

[Alie]

when you see tiberium growing on your crotch