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You know you're fucked when...
Started By AllStarZ, Apr 16 2006 04:07
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:07
You know you're fucked when while attending a parent-principal conference, your principal laughs his ass off when your mom asks him if you will pass high school.
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:08
...the political discussion thread hasn't been closed.
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:10
When your president can't even prounounce nuclear...
(I.E. George W. Bush...My president...Im dead)
(I.E. George W. Bush...My president...Im dead)
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:12
...when the world stops spinning.
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[19:11] <+IonCannnon> Basically, billychaka is a heartless bastard.
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:13
Right before you turn around to see what's behind you, you feel a cold, clammy hand on your shoulder, hear a growl in your ear and feel hot breath on your neck.
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:14
...when you realize that you had sex with a hooker. With AIDS.
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:14
...when you're trying to find the remote for the TV, and you feel something moving.
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[19:11] <+IonCannnon> Basically, billychaka is a heartless bastard.
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:18
... When you step on something and hear a mechanical click.
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:19
... when you choke a hooker to death.
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[19:11] <+IonCannnon> Basically, billychaka is a heartless bastard.
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:19
When you grab for the flashlight and somebody moans.
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:21
When you toss a grenade into a sudden 40mph gust of wind
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:22
...when you see pink fluid leaking while you're lying on the floor
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:23
When someone chucks a slushie out the window of a car in front of you.
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:24
when a woman is in the mens room.
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[19:11] <+IonCannnon> Basically, billychaka is a heartless bastard.
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:25
when a man is in the womens room
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:25
your two girlfriends find about each other.
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:26
when your two boyfriends show up in your room wearing condoms when you don't have any boyfriends XD
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:28
when while burning ants off a tree with a can of WD-40 and a lighter, a strong wind blows opposite your way.
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:30
When you fire a fully loaded bazooka and nothing happens but the inside around your shoulder starts to bulge
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:31
You forgot you left the gas stove one........and you light up a cigarette.
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:31
your company's stock is being used as toilet paper
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:32
your car runs into a bicyclist and you see a sudden flash of red as 3 sticks of dynamite plunge through the window
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:33
you leave for a 3 month vacation... and you leave the water running.
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[19:11] <+IonCannnon> Basically, billychaka is a heartless bastard.
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:36
there is a very very bright light coming from that thing you thought was a bird.
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:43
You drive out on a flat road and a 747 is bearing down on your rear-view mirror
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