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Started By AllStarZ, Apr 16 2006 04:07

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#51 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 02:35

Wasn't meant towards anyone. :cool:

(on topic) when you look out of your hotel room to a 50ft. tidal wave about to come ashore.....and you're not even packed for home yet.
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#52 Rumpullpus

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 02:50

( heres one for quagmire there)
when your floating in the middle of no-where on inflatable sex dolls.
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92% of people play as USA or China. If you are part of the 8% that plays as the GLA then put this in your signature.
you cant kill what you cant see :p

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 03:11

When all you see is red X's on your computer screen (right back atcha.... :dance: )
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#54 Rumpullpus

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 03:18

when your white and you find out your black
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92% of people play as USA or China. If you are part of the 8% that plays as the GLA then put this in your signature.
you cant kill what you cant see :p

#55 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 03:24

When you see red splotches in a sensitive area, only to find out you've contract an incurable STD.
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#56 AllStarZ

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 03:47

You know you're fucked when your doctor calls in the CDC after a routine examination.

#57 Whitey

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 04:22

when you wake up to find cum all over your chest..... (:cool:)

#58 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 05:04

when you realize the pants you have on aren't yours (and they aren't even men's pants).
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#59 Whitey

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 05:09

The pants you have on have a hole in the crotch and everyone is staring

#60 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 05:16

The army's at your door, you're in your PJ's and they want you to come with them NOW!!
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 05:21

when someone finds you dancing on an elevator...and your dancing sucks

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when you rip your pants in the crotch playing baseball during gym (seen it happen)

Edited by RustyDroid, 17 April 2006 - 05:22.

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#62 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 05:24

When you realize someone's watching you and you fall on the ice (cracking it).
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#63 Alias

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 05:24

When you break your arm ours before you travel to the PGA.

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#64 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 05:26

The cops ask for a hair sample and you just smoked a bowl (of marijuana) 2 hrs before hand.
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#65 Waris

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 05:33

When your plane crashed in a dream island and you didn't survive.

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 12:47

when they threw you down a hole to china
and forgot the center of the earth was HOT!!!
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Incoming shovel!/Freedom! Also ow!/You got frohwned!/Ow! My internal organs!/I'm okay! I landed on a sofa and a person!/Hit 'Alt-F4" to enable god mode!

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Rest now, mighty myrmidont, for you have been owned

#67 BillyChaka

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 19:00

When anyone ends a sentence in "kinda".

e.g.

You're gonna live... kinda.
I love you... kinda.


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Ion Cannon in IRC said:

[19:11] <+IonCannnon> Basically, billychaka is a heartless bastard.

#68 Whitey

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 19:06

when chuck norris is in town

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 20:24

When you wake up next to the wrong girl, and say. Who the Fuck are you??
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#70 Hobbesy

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 20:28

When there shooting a Chuck Norris film and need to use your house as a Vietamese base!
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#71 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 21:06

When you wake up next to Chuck Norris
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#72 Whitey

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 21:16

WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO ME

#73 retry_1

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 21:42

when you wake up and that girl who works for hooters is actuly a guy who works as a std cure test subject

Edited by retry_1, 17 April 2006 - 21:43.

Sig and avy by yours truly
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#74 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 00:09

When you drink too much at a buddy's party....
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#75 BillyChaka

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 00:10

(continuation of Nuker's post) ...and they do stuff to you while you're passed out.


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[19:11] <+IonCannnon> Basically, billychaka is a heartless bastard.
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