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#76 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 00:12

@Billy: exactly

When you wake up and see a semi 10ft in front of your car coming at you at 90 mph.
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 00:15

when you put on your radation suit and find a hole in it.
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 00:15

when you wake up with your lips glued to your freind's obi won kanobi poster's mouth

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 00:20

When you take one too many Viagras........and have to go to church.
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 00:21

when you post in this thread

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 00:45

lol

when you've been taped to a fake person in a popular store...whos of the opposite sex's form
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 00:46

When you accidentally burn your house down instead of your neighbors.


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Posted 18 April 2006 - 00:52

When you call in a nuke strike to take out the enemy's hangar, and you hear a whistle getting louder and louder......
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#84 BillyChaka

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 00:53

When you call out broken arrow.


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[19:11] <+IonCannnon> Basically, billychaka is a heartless bastard.


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Posted 18 April 2006 - 00:56

when your having a party involving stripers and yoourdorbell rinngs....its your girlfreind
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 00:57

When John Travolta's character is flying the plane.
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#87 BillyChaka

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 00:58

When your gun jams.


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[19:11] <+IonCannnon> Basically, billychaka is a heartless bastard.


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Posted 18 April 2006 - 00:59

you pul the pen on your nade and the arm holding the nade is shot of landing at your feet
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 00:59

lol that would suck so much

when you call in an artillery barrage 500 yards in front of you...and you hear whistiling and see little trails falling 500 yards short...
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#90 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 01:10

you piss off a forum moderator.
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#91 Rumpullpus

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 02:01

when Michael Jackson comes to town.
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92% of people play as USA or China. If you are part of the 8% that plays as the GLA then put this in your signature.
you cant kill what you cant see :p

#92 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 02:11

when you wake up next to Michael Jackson
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 02:24

when you are in the shower with..... michael jackson.... with a waterproof camera

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 02:43

when you're having your knee operated on, and the doctor says "oops"
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 02:46

when you receive a CBoidy Bullet to the knee

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 02:53

When your avatar is white
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 02:54

when you're on a plane with Buddy Holly.

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 02:59

When your staring down the barrel of a 45
When your swimming through the ashes of another life
When there is no real reason to accept the way things have changed
When you are again staring down the barrel of a FORTY FIIIIVVVEEEE

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 03:05

when you find you're covered in napalm.

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 03:06

When you wake up in the middle of the Interstate
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