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#126 ultra1437

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 08:05

when you fall down an up escelator (the moving staircase thing)
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#127 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 17:17

When your sig is as big as TPAM's (such a tempting target :) )
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#128 ultra1437

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 19:29

When wake up next to TPAM.
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#129 AllStarZ

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 21:01

Eeek.

When you hear a ticking noise that suddenly stops.

#130 Hobbesy

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 22:47

when a gay guy starts hitting on you!

#131 AllStarZ

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 23:01

No that's easy to solve. You just tell him to fuck off.

#132 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 21 April 2006 - 04:55

You launch off a ramp, and notice you aren't going to make the jump.....over a small canyon.
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#133 Nexolate

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Posted 21 April 2006 - 06:46

EA buys out Westwood... xD
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You'll only notice me when it's too late.
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#134 Waris

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Posted 21 April 2006 - 06:49

Then we're fucked. Now. :P

#135 Nexolate

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Posted 21 April 2006 - 06:55

Well, it did take 3 years after ZH...
A bit too long imo...

Anywhos...

...you have to go to school and want to stay at home! :P
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#136 AllStarZ

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Posted 21 April 2006 - 11:52

When you don't notice a big yellow tow truck coming right at you :P

#137 Soul

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 16:14

When you run across the street and realise that theres heavy traffic and an 18 wheeler is comming straght at you.

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 Insomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 17:57

When you jump over an 18 wheeler, only to get lodged into a tank barrel head-first.
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#139 Foxhound

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 20:53

when you live in South Boston
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#140 Sic

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 22:11

when you wake up by michael jackson.
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#141 amazin

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 18:41

when you kiss your "girlfriend" and she takes off a mask that you thought was her real face...

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#142 Sic

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 18:58

When you wake up by George Bush.
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#143 fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 02:37

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#144 Foxhound

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 03:17

when you instigate nuclear war
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Posted 01 July 2006 - 03:24

When you jump into a scud missile silo.
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#146 AllStarZ

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 05:56

When you're glowing a "healthy" green.

#147 Alie

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 06:52

when you see a sun to the west, while another one is setting to the east
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Posted 01 July 2006 - 09:09

When you eat tiberium.
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Posted 01 July 2006 - 18:15

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#150 Foxhound

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 18:29

when you wake up next to a man (if you're male)
when you wake up next to a woman (if you're female)
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