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#26 Whitey

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 05:30

you turn around to stare face to face with the barrel of a barrett.

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 05:49

When your in America :cool:

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#28 Nexolate

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 06:59

...your internet connection dies... T_T
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#29 Alias

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 07:19

somebody has a redneck accent

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#30 Whitey

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 17:26

you live where the red fern grows

#31 Baal-Zebub

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 18:05

when you hear Its foot steps gaining behind you, faster....and faster....then it stops and all is lost....
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#32 BillyChaka

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 20:31

When you speak only in vowels.


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Ion Cannon in IRC said:

[19:11] <+IonCannnon> Basically, billychaka is a heartless bastard.


#33 Whitey

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 20:41

e ou o ea i oaa

(when you don't speak in consanants)

#34 AllStarZ

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 21:01

when you drop something sharp. Down your pants.

#35 retry_1

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 21:02

when your mom walks in ou you surfing for something that your not suposed to surf for
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#36 BillyChaka

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 21:11

When your mother walks in on you holding a puppet.


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Ion Cannon in IRC said:

[19:11] <+IonCannnon> Basically, billychaka is a heartless bastard.


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Posted 16 April 2006 - 21:15

The pet cat smiles at you
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#38 CodeCat

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 21:25

CBoidy8888, on 16 Apr 2006, 22:41, said:

e ou o ea i oaa

(when you don't speak in consanants)
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Aka you speak Hawaiian. :cool:

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#39 retry_1

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 21:31

your riding on a train track and your engine blows....the train is 30feet behind you
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#40 Hobbesy

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 21:43

When its stormy outside and you hear something that sounds like a Freight train rushing past!
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#41 Baal-Zebub

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 22:11

You know you're fucked when you are fucked.... <_<
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#42 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 22:47

When your driveshaft snaps in the middle of the desert and you only have an ounce of water left for you and three other friends.
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#43 BillyChaka

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 22:50

When you're the frog from Frogger.


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Ion Cannon in IRC said:

[19:11] <+IonCannnon> Basically, billychaka is a heartless bastard.


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Posted 16 April 2006 - 23:19

if you get laid all night before an exam.............. you will be fucked when your parents see your report card
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#45 Baal-Zebub

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 23:24

They'd get me a new Ipod if they saw mine. :cool:
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#46 MLRS

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 00:40

When you hear a faint air raid siren and a streak in the sky is rapidly heading towards you. :wahhhhhaa:
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#47 ultra1437

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 01:40

when the pilot of the airplane youre flying in says uh.... oh... over the intecom.
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#48 Rumpullpus

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 01:52

when your mommy says your sex was changed at birth
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#49 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 02:24

When your mom tells you she had the sex change.
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 02:28

Major Nuker, on 17 Apr 2006, 02:24, said:

When your mom tells you she had the sex change.
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Thats harsh :cool:

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