You know you're fucked when...
AllStarZ
16 Apr 2006
You know you're fucked when while attending a parent-principal conference, your principal laughs his ass off when your mom asks him if you will pass high school.
Edited by AllStarZ, 16 April 2006 - 04:07.
Edited by AllStarZ, 16 April 2006 - 04:07.
Short Stuff
16 Apr 2006
When your president can't even prounounce nuclear...
(I.E. George W. Bush...My president...Im dead)
(I.E. George W. Bush...My president...Im dead)
Sgt. Nuker
16 Apr 2006
Right before you turn around to see what's behind you, you feel a cold, clammy hand on your shoulder, hear a growl in your ear and feel hot breath on your neck.
BillyChaka
16 Apr 2006
...when you're trying to find the remote for the TV, and you feel something moving.
AllStarZ
16 Apr 2006
...when you see pink fluid leaking while you're lying on the floor
Edited by AllStarZ, 16 April 2006 - 04:25.
Edited by AllStarZ, 16 April 2006 - 04:25.
Whitey
16 Apr 2006
when your two boyfriends show up in your room wearing condoms when you don't have any boyfriends XD
AllStarZ
16 Apr 2006
when while burning ants off a tree with a can of WD-40 and a lighter, a strong wind blows opposite your way.
Whitey
16 Apr 2006
When you fire a fully loaded bazooka and nothing happens but the inside around your shoulder starts to bulge
Sgt. Nuker
16 Apr 2006
You forgot you left the gas stove one........and you light up a cigarette.
Whitey
16 Apr 2006
your car runs into a bicyclist and you see a sudden flash of red as 3 sticks of dynamite plunge through the window
AllStarZ
16 Apr 2006
there is a very very bright light coming from that thing you thought was a bird.
Sgt. Nuker
16 Apr 2006
You drive out on a flat road and a 747 is bearing down on your rear-view mirror
