

ATTENTION FALLOUT STUDIOS, YOU HAVE BEEN CALLED TO YOUR NEAREST TF2 RECRUITMENT STATION, ALSO KNOWN AS THE FALLOUT STUDIOS STEAM GROUP FOUND HERE. THERE WE WILL BE KILLING ANYTHING THAT MOVES, INCLUDING OURSELVES IF IT CALLS FOR IT. SO LISTEN UP FOR THE FOLLOWING RULES YOU DIRTBAGS.

IM SURPRISED YOU HAVEN'T FALLEN ASLEEP PRIVATE, YOU ARE EXPECTED TO BE SEEN IN THE BRIEFING ROOM TOMORROW AFTERNOON. IF YOU DO MISS THE INITIAL BRIEFING YOU ARE CONSIDERED A MAGGOT AND ARE EXPECTED TO JOIN THE BATTLEFIELD ALREADY CHOSEN TO TEST YOUR SKILLS.
IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS SIMPLY CONTACT ME, AND DON'T TELL ME YOU HAVE A NOTE FROM THE DOCTOR SAYING YOU CANNOT ATTEND. BE SURE TO ADD YOUR FELLOW COMRADES TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST. YOUR HEROICS DON'T HELP THE TEAM MAGGOT.
MEETING IS COMPLETE,
DISMISSED!