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#76 Pav:3d

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 11:53

OMFG! Thats hilarious that not just one, but both entered

The prototype one wins it for me.
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#77 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 19:43

Lol! Both were pretty good entries :P
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Posted 05 July 2009 - 15:48

I find myself oddly attracted to Alex Mercer.

#79 RaiDK

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Posted 08 July 2009 - 20:14

Today's review is Ghostbusters, sadly it's a pretty average review which is weird given Yahtzee's apparently love for the original subject matter.

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 23:32

And today's review is Overlord II, in what is probably the shallowest review he's ever done. I mean... he hardly even talks about the game itself.

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 00:01

He does seem to have got a little lax over these last few, which is a real shame.
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#82 Pav:3d

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 14:53

Yeah wasnt great, but then again there are lots and lots of crap games coming out atm.

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#83 Pav:3d

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 17:41

Red Faction Guerrilla

He really needs to review something that he likes at least a small amount

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#84 RaiDK

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 21:28

Or at least go into more detail about why it sucks.

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 21:31

I stopped liking it ages ago because its very samey. He has basically turned into what he mocks, a mediocre and repetitive piece of entertainment.
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#86 Shirou

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 21:31

On multiple occasions he states in games that there are reasons for him to like them. He just keeps those moments very brief because he likes ranting about pointless negativity better.
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#87 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 21:35

He seems to focus a little too much on storylines. Yahtzee is extremely picky with his games. This isn't counting the all important factor of MP gaming which he doesn't usually account for. Having tried Red Faction Guerilla myself, I can say it's nowhere near as bad as he makes it out to be.
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#88 RaiDK

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 21:36

I generally get the impression the last 3 titles he's reviewed aren't as bad as he's made them out to be...

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 21:38

View PostRaiDK, on 22 Jul 2009, 22:36, said:

I generally get the impression the last 3 titles he's reviewed aren't as bad as he's made them out to be...

Its what he does, most of the games he says are bad aren't too bad.
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#90 Pav:3d

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 21:38

@Scope: for a guy who loves storylines he gives off the wrong impression loving burnout paradise and saints row 2 |8 (Infact I think its just those two and COD4 that he actually liked)

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#91 Shirou

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 21:41

Well he also uses other unfounded reasons for his mockery. The Tomb Raider Underworld review for example is half prejudice going like ''I never liked Tomb Raider because- so I hate this one too''.

And he basically says it himself in the Red Faction review. It is his personal hate towards the first game that's having influence.

@Pav3d go watch the Portal review. It's the only game he is monochromatically positive about.

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#92 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 21:42

Not forgetting Portal which he loved and Bioshock which he considered to be ok.
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 22:55

Oh yeah, forgot how he couldnt shut up about it for a good few episodes |8

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#94 Pav:3d

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 18:37

This week Wii Resort gets a bashing.

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#95 Brad

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 19:20

He has a wii?

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I always thought he hated it.

Edited by Brad, 29 July 2009 - 19:20.

You almost did, didn't you?

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 19:42

Owning a Wii and hating it aren't mutually exclusive, especially if you're called Yahtzee.

#97 RaiDK

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 21:29

Today ZP hits 100 videos with Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood


Also, there's a comp to create a Zero Punctuation flash based game. Shame they had to narrow it down so much, I would have made something if it was just "Make an indie game".

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 21:42

I like the full theme song.

And the competition sounds fun, I hope we get to play the game.
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Posted 12 August 2009 - 16:24

Zero Punctuation: The Conduit

Another wii game, does he like it? Have a guess :)

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 20:42

View PostPav3d, on 12 Aug 2009, 17:24, said:

Zero Punctuation: The Conduit

Another wii game, does he like it?

Short answer: No
Long answer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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You almost did, didn't you?



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