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[Alias]

Shazam, you get a delivery of spare windscreen wipers

I wish for no brain

[Baal-Zebub]

granted, but you died cause you had no brainzors




I wish for a better brain

[Alias]

Granted. You get a bumblebees brain (no offense )

I wish that I could play Swiss at DoW.

[Baal-Zebub]

Granted, but not really....cause I am loging off and my broadband sucks.



I wish for a better BB gun

[Alias]

Granted, You get a BBS gun XD

I wish...

[AllStarZ]

Granted. And as an added bonus, you get a box of tampons.

I wish for... nirvana, the Buddhist state of ultimate peace and contentment with the world.

[Waris]

Granted. You get the Best Of Nirvana CD with hits song like Come As You Are and Smells Like A Potato.

I want air

[Alias]

*Ping* ATV appears out of door and drives you off a 50 metre jump

I wish that Americans weren't so "up themselves" thinking they are the best.

[MLRS]

I wish to not be injured by anything that anyone wishes at me.

Granted, but an angry mob mobs you.

Edited by Guynumber7, 21 April 2006 - 21:54.

[BillyChaka]

That's too bad. I mean, the wish is granted and all, but it happens 5 billion years from now.

I wish when I die, I go to heaven. Or at least go to Purgatory.

[Sgt. Nuker]

Wish granted, but it's a dog's heaven.

I wish I knew how to work on computers.

[Whitey]

granted, but you will not know how to actually use them.

I wish to have the next poster shot in the *** with a shotgun at point blank range, and it is an actual, Remmington M870 with live ammunition. The person shooting it is the world's top marksman. You are in a 10x10 foot concrete cell with 43523062710367043204151457247234 km thick armor in the middle of space. Breathable air is plenty and you two are completely alone with the walls and air. The room you are in is completely indestructibele and impervious to any form of magic. You are actually in the room within the box. There is no escape. You are tied to a table with indestructible steel bands.

[BillyChaka]

Since it's impervious to magic, you don't get it at all.

I wish George Bush left the white house.

[Whitey]

Granted, but its only for a trip to camp david

I wish to have the next poster shot in the *** with a shotgun at point blank range, and it is an actual, Remmington M870 with live ammunition. The person shooting it is the world's top marksman. You are in a 10x10 foot concrete cell with 43523062710367043204151457247234 km thick armor in the middle of space. Breathable air is plenty and you two are completely alone with the walls and air. The room you are in is completely indestructibele and impervious to any form of magic besides this wish. You are actually in the room within the box. There is no escape. You are tied to a table with indestructible steel bands.

[BillyChaka]

Okay, granted. You get it 3 quadrillion years from now. When you're dead. And so is everyone else in this world.

I wish it was 2008. And I had tickets to the Olympics in Bejing.

[Whitey]

Granted, but they will be stolen in a second or so

I wish to have the next poster shot in the *** with a shotgun at point blank range, and it is an actual, Remmington M870 with live ammunition. The person shooting it is the world's top marksman. You are in a 10x10 foot concrete cell with 43523062710367043204151457247234 km thick armor in the middle of space. Breathable air is plenty and you two are completely alone with the walls and air. The room you are in is completely indestructibele and impervious to any form of magic besides this wish. You are actually in the room within the box. There is no escap Thise. You are tied to a table with indestructible steel bands. This is achieved in 10 hours from present moment.

[AllStarZ]

Granted, but I'm bulletproof

I wish for TPAM's head to explode.

[ultra1437]

granted, but yours does too.

I wish for myself to be rich by winning the lottery. in 10 minutes. and i got to spend it all without getting fvked over. or my stuff exploding, spontaneously combusting, imploding, or any other negative effects. same applies for myself.

[Whitey]

Granted, but money becomes useless

I wish to have the next poster shot in the *** with a shotgun at point blank range, and it is an actual, Remmington M870 with live ammunition. The person shooting it is the world's top marksman. You are in a 10x10 foot concrete cell with 43523062710367043204151457247234 km thick armor in the middle of space. Breathable air is plenty and you two are completely alone with the walls and air. The room you are in is completely indestructibele and impervious to any form of magic besides this wish. You are actually in the room within the box. There is no escap Thise. You are tied to a table with indestructible steel bands. This is achieved in 10 hours from present moment. You are NOT bulletproof and do feel pain 10 fold.

[BillyChaka]

Granted, but I am the Juggernaut, bitch! Nothin' can stop me! Literally! Breathing is optional! Bullets bounce off me anyway! I don't feel pain!

I wish Cboidy would stop making the same wish over and over again.

[ultra1437]

granted but the marksman is having a bad day. AKA not being able to hit the broad side of a barn from point-blank range.

wish for myself to be rich by winning the lottery. in 10 minutes. and i got to spend it all without getting fvked over. or my stuff exploding, spontaneously combusting, imploding, or any other negative effects. same applies for myself. and money isnt worthless. or from outer space.

[Whitey]

granted, but the money is counterfeit

I wish to have the next poster shot in the *** with a shotgun at point blank range, and it is an actual, Remmington M870 with live ammunition. The person shooting it is the world's top marksman. You are in a 10x10 foot concrete cell with 43523062710367043204151457247234 km thick armor in the middle of space. Breathable air is plenty and you two are completely alone with the walls and air. The room you are in is completely indestructibele and impervious to any form of magic besides this wish. You are actually in the room within the box. There is no escap Thise. You are tied to a table with indestructible steel bands. This is achieved in 10 hours from present moment. You are NOT bulletproof and do feel pain 10 fold. You are but a simple human with no special powers.

[BillyChaka]

Granted, but that's one cheap ass wish. So it cancels out whatever you wished for.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

Edited by BillyChaka, 22 April 2006 - 01:49.

[Alias]

Granted. You start tommorow flipping McDonalds patties

Iwishforasinglewordsentencelikethisthatmademeabletomodelandskinwell.

[Whitey]

Granted: gotofuckinghellyousonofabitchoriwillshootyouunlessyoulearnhowtomodelandskinatave
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I wish for a repeating wish for a wish