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#176 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 22 April 2006 - 02:32

Granted, but your wish repeats itself so many times, your head explodes.

I wish I had a Dodge Viper (right now), that everything worked on it, it wasn't stolen, would not drive over me, never ran out of gas, had a full tank when i got it, came with the keys so I could drive it, and always stayed clean. And don't forget, included in the wish is the insurance to cover it, and the legal documentation to prove it's mine, that was not forged or counter-feit in anyway shape or form.
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#177 Whitey

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Posted 22 April 2006 - 02:37

Granted, but it has a timed nuke in the trunk, it explodes as you climb in

I wish for a sexy girlfriend who likes me for who I am and won't do anything stupid such as be with another guy at the same time. She must be with me for atleast a year.

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Posted 22 April 2006 - 02:42

Done but she only speaks Russian

I wish the same wish I had wished, but there's nothing in the trunk or on the car that isn't OEM.
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Posted 22 April 2006 - 02:44

Granted, but there is a timed nuke IN the car that blows up when you get in.

(note, i like my wish the way it was granted, that would not matter XD)

I wish for my dad's Porsche 944 when i turn 16 in 2 years.

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Posted 22 April 2006 - 02:45

granted you are sniped walking out to thwe car

i wish for a sniper bullet in the forehead
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#181 BillyChaka

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Posted 22 April 2006 - 02:46

Yeah, you'll get it, but you'll hit a tree 3 seconds later.

I wish my sister's were here.


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Posted 22 April 2006 - 02:53

Granted, P-ing! They ran into a door.

I wish for (insert locky here)

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#183 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 22 April 2006 - 02:59

(not) Granted!!! :P :dance:

I wish I could be a Space Marine.
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Posted 22 April 2006 - 03:01

Granted. You just became Ork dinner :P

I wish that this wish would be granted

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#185 Whitey

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Posted 22 April 2006 - 03:03

(un)granted

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Posted 22 April 2006 - 15:54

I wish for nothing.
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#187 Hobbesy

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Posted 23 April 2006 - 03:51

Granted but that opens a vortex that suck you in!

I wish for a nuclear war while all of the shockwave members are in a bunker that is safe enough to survive and has a fast internet connection with enough fod for a millon bazzilon years that will only be gone when were all dead!

Edited by tictac, 23 April 2006 - 03:58.


#188 Waris

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Posted 23 April 2006 - 03:53

Granted, but Cattman farts and everyone dies.

I want coffee NOW

#189 Hobbesy

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Posted 23 April 2006 - 03:57

TPAM I have one thing to say HAHAHAHAHAHAHA farting thats unexpected.

Granted but you spill your coffeee in a car and crash!

I wish for a stick of butter!

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Posted 23 April 2006 - 04:06

You are yet to realise you are on mercury :P

I wish that I could model like the almighty warez.

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Posted 23 April 2006 - 04:10

Granted but your tiny brain gainsso much info it explodes in a splattery explosion of brains attracting thousands of my zombie minions!
Check it out at Tired of noobs .com

I wish for an evil monkey as my new minion.

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Posted 23 April 2006 - 06:47

granted, but the monkey sticks a banana down your throat and you choke to death.

i wish i wish i was a fish.
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#193 MLRS

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Posted 23 April 2006 - 15:25

Granted, but your on land, so you die.

I wish i wish for a wish. :bigeye:
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#194 Blonde-Unknown

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Posted 28 April 2006 - 16:01

granted but yu dont know what to wish for

i wish for a new heart

Edited by Hpi-racer, 28 April 2006 - 16:01.

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#195 Nexolate

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Posted 28 April 2006 - 16:21

*Cough*Resurrection*Cough*

You get it but it's still black like your old one...
I wish for nothing...
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You'll only notice me when it's too late.
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Posted 28 April 2006 - 19:08

Granted, but you didn't define nothing, so you ended up in space.

I wish for a real n00b hammer.

#197 Nexolate

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Posted 28 April 2006 - 19:10

Granted, but guess who it hammers first... :)

I wish for a real Armored Core that couldn't kill me in any shape or form...
Perfect condition with all the ammo and parts...

Make that bad world! ^^
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#198 AllStarZ

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Posted 28 April 2006 - 19:12

Granted, but then the suit overloads and explodes the minute you get it.

I wish for World Peace

#199 Nexolate

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Posted 28 April 2006 - 19:13

It's not a suit, it's a mech...
They're two different things...

Granted, but only at the cost of every violent game/sport/activity you'll ever know...

I wish for an M82 with all it's bullets...
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#200 AllStarZ

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Posted 28 April 2006 - 19:16

Granted, but it has no firing pin.

I wish for inner peace.



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