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#151 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 13:25

View PostAdmiral FCS, on 12 Apr 2009, 7:31, said:

Good evening, generals, this is Marshal Tang speaking.

As of the latest nintels, the European Continential Union has formed an official alliance with the United States of America and the Empire of the Rising Sun against the Russian Federation, leading to a full scale war.

The ECU has lost much of its territories: all the provinces near the Russian Iron Curtain are lost to the Russian Red Army as of 0900 Beijing Time. The Russians have commenced several barrage of Automated Grand Artillery System - nicknamed "Tremor" on ECU commercial, political and military targets, and in a 20 kilometre radius of the target, all human activities have been ceased. The European Continential Army and European Continential Air Force are resisting fiercely towards the Russians, but with basically no heavy equipment left, their hope of successing is grimly dim.

The United States Military Force are on DEFCON-2. Their global Advanced Particle Accelerator Pinpoint Strike System, "Particle Cannon", are being activated just as we speak at the US Mainland, Juneau Naval Base, Pearl Harbour Naval Base, Guam AFB, Incirlik AFB, Tel Aviv Army Base, Andersen AFB, Cheong Ju AFB, Pusan Army Base and Tokyo Harbour Naval Base. The United States Air Force are not doing much, but our guess is that they are up to something. The United States SDI is on full alert, and the country is at complete war status.

The Empire of the Rising Sun is preparing its own arsenal as well. The Imperial Navy has already departed from Tokyo Harbour Naval Base, Hiroshima Naval Base, Nagasaki Naval Base and Hokkaido Naval Base, all fleets consisting of at least 20 "Naginata" Torpedo Cruiser, 15 US-Japan "Hydrofoil" Advanced Anti Air Artillery Vessel, and 5 "Shogun" Heavy Battleship. The Imperial Air Force is reinforcing homeland defence, while the Imperial Army has ordered a general conscription, and the Japanese war factories are at 150% working status.

The Russian Red Army has gained half of Western Europe, and is pushing forward swiftly, cutting through ECA like knife through tofu. Their "Tremor" AGAS at Vladivostok Naval Base, Leningrad Navy Base, Moscow Army Base, Black Sea Naval Base, Serbia AGAS Unicomplex, St. Petersberg AFB, Stalingrad AFB/Army Base, and other various bases in the barren lands of Siberia. The Russian Air Force are on 24 hour duty status, and at least 60 Backfire bombers have unleashed 180 missiles on ECA/ECAF bases at Cardiff, Cambridge, Dublin, Berlin, Frankfurt, Nuremberg, Ramstein, Stuttgart, Rome, Vinci, Sicily Island, and much more. The European production facilities are under 24-7 attack from the Russian Strategic Missile Corp, the Russian Red Air Force, and Russian Spetsnaz Special Ops.

The Chairman has ordered that we cannot let our European and American friends left unprotected. We are entering a full-scale war with the Russian Federation.

Second Artillery Corps: Immediately start to distribute Nuclearization System Suits to the Armour Corps, the Portable Combat ChemSuits to the Infantry Corps, arm the Hong-8s and Hong-9s with medium yield fusion payloads, arm the Nuclear Missile Bases, prepare to arm the Artillery Corps with neutron and nuclear shells, and open all Fallout Shelters for the public.

Armour Corps: Mobilize at least 6 divisions in 24 hours, raise the production line level to Full-Scale War, intensify trainings in all cadet academies, upgrade the tanks with Nuclearization System Suits, cannon-shot ATGMs, and be prepared for the Russian Red Air Force.

Infantry Corps: Mobilize at least 8 motorized divisions in 36 hours, prepare to cooperate with the Armour Corps, start a general conscription, fortify all major cities and all bases, and accelerate firearms production.

Artillery Corps: Distribute Napalm shells and HESH shells, prepare to receive neutron and nuclear shells, and arm the gunships and helicopters.

PLAF: Prepare to receive medium yield fusion payloads from the SAC, arm the MiG fighters, bombers, Q7 attackers, JH-7 attackers, Hong-8s and Hong-9s, reinforce AA defence and base perimeter defence, and commence bombing against any Russian military and political targets near the Sino-Russian border.

We are going to the Third World War, comrades, may Marshal Zhu, Marshal Liu and Marshal Ye's spirits bless us.

EDIT: DEFCON-2 it is.

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 14:01

*USA News Channel*
Reporter: ...received a list of...red organizations.

The Red Guard, Red Wall, Red Airforce, Red Balloon, Red Armor, Red Navy, Red Science, Red Lotus, Red Bob, Red Superweapon, Red the of Rise, Red Blood, Red Cross, Redland, Redhill, Mt. Red, Red Cannon, REDCON, Reddies, Red Bear, Red Hair, Red Wheels, Red Sun, Red Car, Red China...and the Red Army.
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#153 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 14:06

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#154 Destiny

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 14:07

...I knew it'll appear.
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#155 Libains

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 14:25

Sorry Kid but posting 4chan is completely unacceptable. |8
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#156 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 15:35

View PostLibains, on 12 Apr 2009, 16:25, said:

Sorry Kid but posting 4chan is completely unacceptable. :P

Why :duh:

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#157 Libains

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 15:40

Because it is 4chan. Go see the 4chan thread to understand why that's a bad thing! :P

Cess pit is a compliment to it methinks.
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#158 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 16:30

Oh Anyway, I got a Sergeant Major userbar. :P Thanks KamuiK! ^^

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#159 SorataZ

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 16:35

No biggie. Anyone else want a custom Userbar?

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 16:57

Kid, your rank in the RP is not Sergeant Major, it is Commander. You already have a custom RotR Sergeant Major userbar and I cannot possibly see why you need another one. If you wish to participate in the RP then use the RP material, not things claiming to be from the RP that are not.

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 17:26

View PostLibains, on 12 Apr 2009, 15:40, said:

Because it is 4chan. Go see the 4chan thread to understand why that's a bad thing! :P

Cess pit is a compliment to it methinks.

A friend of mine once described that site as the "toilet of the internet." From what I've heard of it, it sounds like a most accurate title.
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#162 Libains

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 17:35

View PostDerKrieger, on 12 Apr 2009, 18:26, said:

View PostLibains, on 12 Apr 2009, 15:40, said:

Because it is 4chan. Go see the 4chan thread to understand why that's a bad thing! :P

Cess pit is a compliment to it methinks.

A friend of mine once described that site as the "toilet of the internet." From what I've heard of it, it sounds like a most accurate title.


That's an insult to toilets everywhere.

And Commander Kid! As your General, stop impersonating other officers! If you continue to do so sir, I shall have you scrubbing the latrines with your toothbrush at 3am!
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Posted 12 April 2009 - 17:58

I gained a sneaky kilogram.
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#164 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 19:40

View PostLibains, on 12 Apr 2009, 19:35, said:

View PostDerKrieger, on 12 Apr 2009, 18:26, said:

View PostLibains, on 12 Apr 2009, 15:40, said:

Because it is 4chan. Go see the 4chan thread to understand why that's a bad thing! :P

Cess pit is a compliment to it methinks.

A friend of mine once described that site as the "toilet of the internet." From what I've heard of it, it sounds like a most accurate title.


That's an insult to toilets everywhere.

And Commander Kid! As your General, stop impersonating other officers! If you continue to do so sir, I shall have you scrubbing the latrines with your toothbrush at 3am!

Sir yes sir ._.

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 21:14

The sneakyness has been improved 100x.
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View PostKamuiK, on 12 Apr 2009, 12:35, said:

No biggie. Anyone else want a custom Userbar?

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 00:47

View PostOverdose, on 12 Apr 2009, 22:14, said:

The sneakiness has been improved 100x.


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Posted 13 April 2009 - 04:31

Sir Libains? You should assign a meeting for all ECA officers. The war will begin...
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 04:39

This is Marshal Tang speaking to all PLA personnel.

It does look like that a Russian spy satellite has managed to reveal some of our abandoned bases' locations on their satellites. However, this still shows that the Russians are up to something. Ready all anti-ballistics weapons in all major cities, and evacuate the people into the Fallout Shelters. On the mean time, be ready for Russian Spetsnaz Special Ops and Russian air strikes.

Tang, signing off.


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Posted 13 April 2009 - 05:51

Attention Duelists! My hair is standing by!

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According to Conspiracy theories in internet, sci-fi and fantasy are real!

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 06:52

*USA News Channel*
Reporter: ...on the other hand, FBI agents have discovered that a certain Russian General codenamed 'Overdose' has sneakily gained a kilogram of weight. We do not know why, or how he gained the kilogram but the problem is...why did they bother to find out?

Reporter 2: Perhaps gaining more weight might prevent the Russian General from properly commanding his forces, but above all else, they could've assassinated him. Why? They're asking. We don't wanna risk war but we already know that we'll be invaded. Perhaps the ECA had snipers and killed the Russian General, but at this very moment, only the USA trains snipers, and if he gets sniped, we might very well be facing invasion. However, military pundits say the ECA and USA combined will be able to subdue Russia, however with our isolationist stance, they're saying we're just sitting on our butts and watching the ECA get killed after talks with China failed.

Reporter: You'll have to ask our current President, President André, nicknamed "The Hunter" during our fight against the GLA. Currently President André does not accept requests for a public appearance, to talk about the US's stance is this ever-changi- *TV is switched off*

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 07:28

This thread now belongs to the people's liberation army

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 07:42

Your no match for our sneakyness.
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 07:59

No one can stand against the might of China

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