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[The_Hunter]

Zeke, on 13 Apr 2009, 9:59, said:

No one can stand against the might of China

*Broadcasts Propaganda*

great all you have is lame coppies with made in china labels from our weapons

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=t9swRKMjezA

Edited by The_Hunter, 13 April 2009 - 08:16.

[Zeke]

Uniqueness is overrated

[The_Hunter]

Zeke, on 13 Apr 2009, 10:25, said:

Uniqueness is overrated

This has nothing to do with Uniqueness you just stole the tech from our motherland!

[Zeke]

Purchasing weapons from another country is now stealing??

Edited by Zeke, 13 April 2009 - 08:35.

[CommanderJB]

The problem with that, of course, is that it was stolen and copied without the experience of actually designing it, so they can be roundly categorised as 'inferior copies'. And we know our equipment rather well, so, with that experience, I think we can exploit these inferior copies while fixing the (few) weaknesses of our own improved models, don't you?

Edited by CommanderJB, 13 April 2009 - 08:37.

[Razven]

So what happened to sneakiness?

[CommanderJB]

We're sneakily having a world war here, thank you very much.

[The_Hunter]

CommanderJB, on 13 Apr 2009, 10:36, said:

The problem with that, of course, is that it was stolen and copied without the experience of actually designing it, so they can be roundly categorised as 'inferior copies'. And we know our equipment rather well, so, with that experience, I think we can exploit these inferior copies while fixing the (few) weaknesses of our own improved models, don't you?

Ontop of that they lost all their sneakyness in the process of copying.

[Zeke]

bleh, we still outnumber you 100 to 1

[CommanderJB]

Actually roughly ten to one. And you have to get across Siberia first. Good luck.

[The_Hunter]

Zeke, on 13 Apr 2009, 10:52, said:

bleh, we still outnumber you 100 to 1

Doesn't mather much if we blow away half of yoru stuff with sneaky vacuum bombs and missiles before you can even get close

Edited by The_Hunter, 13 April 2009 - 08:58.

[Zeke]

you can't threaten us, we're the most powerful nation on Earth ZH, we did win "the war" you know...

Edited by Zeke, 13 April 2009 - 09:14.

[Razven]

What war?

[Zeke]

the ZH campaign

[Destiny]

Zeke, on 13 Apr 2009, 17:06, said:

you can't threaten us, we're the most powerful nation on Earth ZH, we did win "the war" you know...

Hey, you're not Dugan!


*USA News Channel, Press Conference*
Journalist: Mister President, what do you think of the Euro-Russo War that is currently ongoing? What do you think if the Soviet Russians threatened to invade us if we intervene?

USA President Dugan: You can't threaten us! We're the most powerful nation on Earth! We did win the war, you know!

Journalist: Did you? Indeed. I say not.

FBI Agent: *Goes over to Dugan* Mister President, something's happening. The Soviets Russians are beginning to launch their Pacific Navy.

President Dugan: Call in an airstrike. I want that navy taken out!

*Off the coast of Hokkaido*
Raptor: Command, this is Mojo One, we are on station.

Command: Roger, Mojo One, target is located off the coast of Vilyuchinsk, vector 2-7-0, at 10 miles.

Mojo One: Target acquired, engage! Engage! *The Air Raid sirens in the RPN wail and guns begin to blaze at the Raptors*

*Two raptors roll in opposite directions and dodge an incoming hail of bullets in between them*

*The Kashtans begin firing more intensively and the Raptors all spread out*

Raptor: *Flies straight at the Flagship of the RPN while a hail of buttons approach, and shoots of it's left wing* I'm hit, I'm hit! *The Raptor spins out of control and crashes into another Raptor to the lower right*

Kashtan: *Fires at a Raptor which begins turning away from the Kashtan, but the bullets lead and destroys the Raptor*

Raptor: *Does a aileron roll, flying straight towards the RPN's flagship*

Kashtan: *Fires at the Raptor, slowly turning on it's base*

Raptor: *Gets hit in the nose and engine intakes, then spins out of control and instead crashes into the bottom of the superstructure, and a massive explosion occurs, as all the Kashtans cease firing*

Raptor: Mojo 2 is down, repeat, Mojo 2 is down!

*Kremlin*
Conscript: Comrade Leader, the American Raptors have damaged the flagship's superstructure in Vilyuchinsk. The navy cannot set sail from Vilyuchinsk.

Comr4de: Most unfortunate. But we have other fleets. I think I must come to launch them *Presses a button, and three mike stands slowly rises out of the hole beside the table, and he turns it on the first one*

*The Soviet Russian fleet in Egypt begins moving out*

Comr4de: *Turns on the second mike*

*A Russian fleet from a snowy area launches*

*USA Press Conference*
FBI Agent: Mister President, we're detecting huge naval movements from across the globe.

President Dugan: My god...that maniac's really gonna do it. May god help us all.

[Hobbesy]

GLA! GLA! GLA!

Edited by Høbbsey, 13 April 2009 - 10:59.

[Chyros]

Høbbsey, on 13 Apr 2009, 12:51, said:

!

Wheee! *yoinks*

[Nid]

You cannot crush our army.

[Mathias]

[Soul]

***WARNING! AN UNKNOWN WEAPON HAS BEEN DETECTED!***

[The_Hunter]

A very sneaky weapon.

[Stinger]

I see there are cheap spin offs of in circulation.

Accept no imitations.

[Destiny]

So...arm with a Stinger Missile Launcher!

[Jazzie Spurs]

*Starts to turtle*

[E.V.E.]

We got some ... very unconventional Weapons ...

- E.V.E.