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[Wizard]

T-H-I-S I-S ..........


W-I-N-R-A-R

[Ion Cannon!]

This is good. Spam I approve of? I can hardly believe it myself, keep them coming.

[Pav:3d]

Epic thread :O:O:O

[CodeCat]

Høbbsey, on 23 May 2009, 3:59, said:

AFTER REALIZING HIS PEACEFUL EFFORTS ON EARTH WERE A FAILURE, CODECAT CALLED UPON HIS MANY FOLLOWERS AND HEADED TO MARS TO EVENTUALLY ESTABLISH A TRUE "RED" PLANET.

TO THIS DAY THE UISR HAS A GROWING POPULATION AND PRODUCES MANY OF ITS UNIVERSE RENOWNED "MARS BARS".

MARS BARS - TASTE THE REVOLUTION!

Epic win.

[Hobbesy]

AFTER A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT INVOLVING NUCLEAR WASTE, KITTENS, AND SEVERAL DEEP MINE SHAFTS, DR. STRANGELOVE WAS FORCED TO TRANSFER HIS CONSCIOUS TO A MACHINE MUCH LIKE SCOPE HAD BEFORE HIM. HOWEVER THERE WAS A MISTAKE DURING THE TRANSFER, AND STRANGELOVE WAS LEFT THINKING HE WAS RICHARD NIXON IN A GIANT METAL SUIT ARMED TO THE BRIM WITH LASERS AND OTHER ASSORTED CANDIES WEAPONS.

WHAT FOLLOWED THIS ERROR WAS AN EXTENSIVE AND BLOODY CAMPAIGN TO RETAKE WASHINGTON D.C. AND TO PURGE THE WORLD OF COMMUNISM.

UNFORTUNATELY WHAT STRANGELOVE DIDN'T COUNT ON WAS THE FACT THAT AMERICA WAS NOW A DICTATORSHIP, AND HE WAS LEFT AS A RUNNING GAG MUCH LIKE RON PAUL.

STRANGELOVE WENT INSANE AFTER LEARNING THIS, AND WENT ON A DESTRUCTIVE RAMPAGE THAT ENDED UP DESTROYING THE WORLD'S APPLE FARMS BECAUSE THEY WERE "RED LIKE COMMUNISM".

Edited by Høbbsey, 23 May 2009 - 16:17.

[Brad]

Win, epic.


I liked the Dauth one better D:

Thanks to the powers of backspace I found it, but I won't post it, I won't steal your thunder

Edited by Brad, 23 May 2009 - 16:17.

[Hobbesy]

AFTER GAINING CONTROL OF THE BRITISH GOVERMENT IN 2040, INSOMNIAC SAID "FUCK YOU ALL YOU FUCKING CUNTS!" AND STRANGLED THE ENTIRE PARLIAMENT TO DEATH. JUST AS WIZARD WOULD AFTER HIM, HE SOUGHT TO MAKE "STUPIDITY" AND "BEING A CUNT" A VERY SERIOUS OFFENSE THAT HE WOULD FIX PERSONALLY. AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF HARD WORK, HE HAD REDUCED CHAV LEVELS TO THAT OF THE 1800s AND FORCED BRITAIN'S NATIONAL IQ LEVEL BACK TO BEING THE HIGHEST IN THE WORLD. THIS WAS ALL OKAY, BUT INSOMNIAC WASN'T HAPPY.

HE INVADED THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, BUT TO HIS HORROR THE LEVEL OF STUPIDITY IN AMERICA WAS ABLE TO FORCE HIM BACK TO HIS OWN COUNTRY.

MANY STRATEGISTS CLAIM THAT INSOMNIAC'S FAILED INVASION LIED IN HIS LACK OF FIREARMS TO BRING CAUSING HIM TO BE FORCED OUT BY THE HIP-HOP GANGSTAS AND REDNECKS THAT PROWL EVERY AREA OF THE UNITED STATES.

SOME SAY HE IS PLANNING A NEW WAR, BUT WITH STRANGLING DEVICES THAT REACH THREE TIMES THE LENGTH OF HIS OWN HANDS.

Edited by Høbbsey, 23 May 2009 - 16:27.

[Rich19]

Vote Hobbsey for president.

[Jazzie Spurs]

What about me?
Epic stuff, I loled hard at Strangelove.

[BeefJeRKy]

LET THE CREATIVE JUICES FLOW

[Liten]

I Need More of This Epicness

[Foxhound]

Keep going. This is very amusing.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Scope, on 23 May 2009, 18:19, said:

LET THE CREATIVE JUICES FLOW

[DerKrieger]

Funny stuff here!

[Dr. Strangelove]

Høbbsey, on 23 May 2009, 16:05, said:

AFTER A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT INVOLVING NUCLEAR WASTE, KITTENS, AND SEVERAL DEEP MINE SHAFTS, DR. STRANGELOVE WAS FORCED TO TRANSFER HIS CONSCIOUS TO A MACHINE MUCH LIKE SCOPE HAD BEFORE HIM. HOWEVER THERE WAS A MISTAKE DURING THE TRANSFER, AND STRANGELOVE WAS LEFT THINKING HE WAS RICHARD NIXON IN A GIANT METAL SUIT ARMED TO THE BRIM WITH LASERS AND OTHER ASSORTED CANDIES WEAPONS.

WHAT FOLLOWED THIS ERROR WAS AN EXTENSIVE AND BLOODY CAMPAIGN TO RETAKE WASHINGTON D.C. AND TO PURGE THE WORLD OF COMMUNISM.

UNFORTUNATELY WHAT STRANGELOVE DIDN'T COUNT ON WAS THE FACT THAT AMERICA WAS NOW A DICTATORSHIP, AND HE WAS LEFT AS A RUNNING GAG MUCH LIKE RON PAUL.

STRANGELOVE WENT INSANE AFTER LEARNING THIS, AND WENT ON A DESTRUCTIVE RAMPAGE THAT ENDED UP DESTROYING THE WORLD'S APPLE FARMS BECAUSE THEY WERE "RED LIKE COMMUNISM".

Better dead than red!




AFTER SAID RAMPAGE, STRANGELOVE PROCEEDED TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT, INITIALLY FALTERING BUT AFTER NAMING ZOMBIE REAGAN/GOLDWATER HYBRID HIS RUNNING MATE, SWIFTLY CAPTURED 99% OF THE ROBOT AND HARD RIGHT VOTE.

100 DAYS AFTER BECOMING AMERICA'S 98TH 1ST( THE EXISTENCE ADMINISTRATIONS BEFORE HIM WERE DEEMED "COMMIE MUTANT TRAITOR LIES") PRESIDENT AND ATTEMPTING TO COMPLETELY REWRITE ITS CONSTITUTION, HE BROKE HIS CAMPAIGN PROMISE NOT TO GO ON A NUCLEAR RAMPAGE, KILLING BILLIONS WITH HIS SPINAL MOUNTED DOOMSDAY DEVICES BEFORE HE WAS BROUGHT DOWN AND HIS FUSELAGE PLACED AS A STATUE IN THE MIDDLE OF DC.

THE PENTAGON LATER DECIDED, AS A COST CUTTING MEASURE, TO CENTRALIZE ALL OF THE STRATEGIC AND ALIEN WEAPONS COMMAND UNDER THE ENORMOUS STATUESQUE HULK, WHERE SECURITY WOULD BE PROVIDED FOR FREE BY THE MASSIVE HERDS OF RVS FILLED WITH REDNECKS AND ENGINEERS ARMED TO THE BRIM WITH PERSONAL TACTICAL NUCLEAR WEAPONS(RULED PROTECTED UNDER THE SECOND AMENDMENT) AND REAGUNS MAKING THEIR YEARLY PILGRIMAGE TO THE SITE.

THOUGH NOT BEFORE UPLOADING HIMSELF ONTO THE INTERNET AND BECOMING A FIGUREHEAD CROSS BETWEEN SKYNET AND AMERICA'S PATRON SAINT OF PARANOID MCCARTHYIST OBJECTIVISM.

Edited by Dr. Strangelove, 23 May 2009 - 20:20.

[Hobbesy]

THEN A BUNCH OF IDIOTS THOUGHT THEY COULD RUIN HOBBESY'S JOKE WHILE HE WAS AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND.

WHAT FOLLOWED WAS A BLOOD BATH AS HE BAYONETED THEM AND BLEW THEIR MUTILATED REMAINS TO KINGDOM COME WITH MOLOTOV COCKTAILS.

THEN WIZARD CHARRED THE REMAINS WITH A PLASMA KANNON, AND ATE THE DUST FOR HE WAS AN INSANE HOBBIT WEARING A POWER SUIT.

Edited by Høbbsey, 25 May 2009 - 17:34.

[BeefJeRKy]

HE RETURNS!

[Rich19]

HE IS RISEN!

[Hobbesy]

Oh please, it's not like I'm god or something.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Høbbsey, on 25 May 2009, 18:43, said:

Oh please, it's not like I'm god or something.

YE WILL BE WORSHIPED AND YE WILL SIT THERE AND ENJOY IT!

[NergiZed]

I find this entire thread strangely amusing.

Please continue with this riff raff.

[Wizard]

DERAILING THIS THREAD IS FOR PUSSIES

[Nid]

IN THE FUTURE.
NIDMEISTER DOESN'T EXIST.
THE END.

[BeefJeRKy]

WILL THEY BEEN AOTHER UPDATS?

[Crazykenny]

Lolz0r and epic-win. You should add all popular/active forum members in there