What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Goes-in-tight!
What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like?
Depends...
What's "68"?
You do me and I owe you one.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Gagged!
What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A tearjerker.
Have you heard about the new supersensitive condoms?
They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman.
Define "Egghead "
What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
Edited by prophet of the pimps, 22 April 2006 - 14:48.