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[Prophet of the Pimps]

A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Goes-in-tight!

What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like?
Depends...

What's "68"?
You do me and I owe you one.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Gagged!

What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A tearjerker.

Have you heard about the new supersensitive condoms?
They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman.

Define "Egghead "
What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.

What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!

Edited by prophet of the pimps, 22 April 2006 - 14:48.

[BillyChaka]

How corny.

[Whitey]

Quite

[Sgt. Nuker]

They may be corny, but they make you think. You youngin's won't fully appreciate them until you hit puberty.

Some are more tasteful then others Prophet, but overall they are quite funny.


My best,

Major Nuker

[Whitey]

Don't get me wrong. I understood them all but some are pretty crappy.

[Sgt. Nuker]

Never said you "didn't understand them." Just said you wouldn't fully appreciate them.

[Short Stuff]

yea...yea...your...right...Ill delete it...retry was the only one to see it muhahaha!

[Whitey]

And who's to say I didn't hit puberty, seeing as I did. The sexual jokes I personally find distasteful. Unless they are really good, I find them to not be too great ever.

[Mister Hellbound]

I thought they where funny.

[Sgt. Nuker]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

(for the ladies) Show me your tootsie roll.

[Baal-Zebub]

I went up-stairs once when you're supposed to be asleep. But what I saw is that you're kneeling beside your bed. At first I thought you were doing something......bad, but then I heard you praying. So I began to go down stairs. And suddenly, I heard a gasp...."