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A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
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You do me and I owe you one.

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What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
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Edited by prophet of the pimps, 22 April 2006 - 14:48.

How corny.

Quite

They may be corny, but they make you think. You youngin's won't fully appreciate them until you hit puberty.

Some are more tasteful then others Prophet, but overall they are quite funny.


My best,

Major Nuker

Don't get me wrong. I understood them all but some are pretty crappy.

Never said you "didn't understand them." Just said you wouldn't fully appreciate them.

yea...yea...your...right...Ill delete it...retry was the only one to see it muhahaha!

And who's to say I didn't hit puberty, seeing as I did. The sexual jokes I personally find distasteful. Unless they are really good, I find them to not be too great ever.

I thought they where funny.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

(for the ladies) Show me your tootsie roll.

I went up-stairs once when you're supposed to be asleep. But what I saw is that you're kneeling beside your bed. At first I thought you were doing something......bad, but then I heard you praying. So I began to go down stairs. And suddenly, I heard a gasp...."