
ok simple topic, lets hear your best pick up lines to get the girl's attention. here are a few of my better ones...
What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!
What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
If you were a cookie, I wouldn't leave a crumb.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If you were ice cream, I wouldn't waste a single lick.
Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?
Be unique and different, just say yes.
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
Do you believe in the "hereafter?" Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
I had a bad dream; can I sleep in your bed?
Man: Hey, can I take a picture of you?
Woman: Why?
Man: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly button.
That's a great looking dress. Can you take it off so I can get a better look at it?
I’d like to wear you like a pair of glasses... one leg behind each ear.
You've got three seconds, then I'm going to hit on you.
If you were a football, I'd love to touch you down.
I heard your ankles were having a party. Why don't you invite your pants down?
Are you a commander in the army? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
I got the F,C,K, all I need is U.
ok lets here yours lol



Edited by moab_there_butt, 30 January 2006 - 23:04.