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[moab_there_butt]

just a warning this gets dirty

ok simple topic, lets hear your best pick up lines to get the girl's attention. here are a few of my better ones...

What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!

What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

If you were a cookie, I wouldn't leave a crumb.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If you were ice cream, I wouldn't waste a single lick.

Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

Do you believe in the "hereafter?" Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

I had a bad dream; can I sleep in your bed?

Man: Hey, can I take a picture of you?
Woman: Why?
Man: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly button.

That's a great looking dress. Can you take it off so I can get a better look at it?

I’d like to wear you like a pair of glasses... one leg behind each ear.

You've got three seconds, then I'm going to hit on you.

If you were a football, I'd love to touch you down.

I heard your ankles were having a party. Why don't you invite your pants down?

Are you a commander in the army? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

I got the F,C,K, all I need is U.


ok lets here yours lol

Edited by moab_there_butt, 30 January 2006 - 23:04.

[Kris]

(this is not dirty )
Man:Gah im blind!
Woman:why?
Man:Im blinded by yer beauty


moab those are teh most hillarious thing i readed since i was in six grade

[moab_there_butt]

lol, thats good, here is a new one i got.

if I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

[Prophet of the Pimps]

Hey if don't want me to buy you a drink then at least let me fix your laptop.

[moab_there_butt]

can i put my popsickl in your frige?

[Kris]

moab_there_butt, on 1 Feb 2006, 22:26, said:

can i put my popsickl in your frige?
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i understanded that :asshole:

[BillyChaka]

Guy:"Does your dad steal things?"
Woman:"Why?"
Guy:"Because i'm wondering who stole the stars...
and put them in your eyes"

[Prophet of the Pimps]

Damn thats cheezy.

[Waris]

Fly away my space rocket
You no need put money in my pocket
The door is closed I just locked it
I put my port plug in your socket

**zlad!**
http://www.molvania....o_medium_2.html

[SoulReaver]

I don't have pickup lines, I just get them drunk and then carry on with the magic.

[moab_there_butt]

I've just moved you to the top of my to-do list.

[BillyChaka]

Dude, what!? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[Prophet of the Pimps]

meaning he wants to do her tonight.

[BillyChaka]

Soulreavers a chick?

[Cloaked25]

Lmao nice one Billy. I don't need a pickup line. I just stand there and they drop to their knees in the presence of my glory. Or not.

[Short Stuff]

* Your Name Must Be Daisy Because I Want To Plant You Right Here!

* Just Call Me Milk, I'll Do Your Body Good

* I May Not Be Fred Flintstone But I'll Make Your Bed Rock

* I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

* That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

* I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

* If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

* Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

* If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

* Baby, you must be tired cuz you have been running through my mind all night!!

* Are We At An Airport Because My Heart Just Took Off

* If You Were In The Dictionary You Would Be Under Fine Print

[BillyChaka]

Yeah, this is the thread I was talking about

[AllStarZ]

No pickup line can help me. I'm that ugly.

[BillyChaka]

Kuh! You don't have to tell me twice!

(BUUUURNED!! :chainer: )

[Hobbesy]

I got milk do you need some?
That or Got milk?

Edited by tictac, 23 April 2006 - 03:18.

[Sgt. Nuker]

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Somebody call the cops, because this girl just stole my heart.


Here's a couple from everyone's favorite pervert, Quagmire:

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "u" and "I" together.

You must be a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you.


I know they're cheesy, that's why I never use a pickup line. I never have to. The ladies don't seem to like me, yet I have a bunch of girls who are my friends.


My best,

Nuker

[Short Stuff]

Same here man Same here...The girl i like is my friend...but she wont go out with me....Its complicated....But all these really hot girls always dis me behind my back and in my face too....Yet i have so many friends who are girls it confuses me...Ahh My Brain hurt!!

[Waris]

hey kid

im a computer

stop all the downloading

no computer

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