Chuck Norris
#1
Posted 22 June 2009 - 17:09
Chuck norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land
Chuck norris once shot down a plane by looking at it and saying "bang"
Chuck norris won a staring contest with the sun
There is no evolution. just a list of animals chuck norris lets live.
when god said "let there be light" chuck norris said "say please".
u guys hav any faves?
#2
Posted 25 June 2009 - 20:03
Edited by General Wesley, 25 June 2009 - 20:03.
#4
Posted 25 June 2009 - 20:42
#5
Posted 29 June 2009 - 08:04
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
god wanted to create the earth in 12 days Chuck Norris gave him 7.
Chuck Norris took the locky on once and the locky was never found again along with some admins
I question the general assumption that i am inherently deficient in the area of grammar and sentence structure
#6
Posted 29 June 2009 - 20:32
/bordom
#9
Posted 29 June 2009 - 20:44
WNxMastrefubu, on 22 Jun 2009, 19:09, said:
Chuck norris won a staring contest with the sun
There is no evolution. just a list of animals chuck norris lets live.
Even though I over hear so much jokes about him, those are funny to me
Just come to my mind one, don't know if its made since there is so much around :
Chuck Norris said: let there be light, and there was light
its actually proves something
Edited by Turian, 29 June 2009 - 20:53.
#10
Posted 29 June 2009 - 20:57
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#12
Posted 03 July 2009 - 07:40
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#13
Posted 03 July 2009 - 11:35
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole damn barn falls down.
Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris got a speeding ticket, from a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris chose his name before he was born.
Chuck Norris knows every Anonymous posters.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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#15
Posted 04 July 2009 - 18:02
When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake he doesn't get wet. The lake gets Chuck Norris'd.
It never rains on Chuck Norris' parade
#17
Posted 04 July 2009 - 18:33
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris can kill two rocks with one bird.
#18
Posted 07 July 2009 - 17:57
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
#19
Posted 07 July 2009 - 18:01
#21
Posted 07 July 2009 - 19:19
#22
Posted 07 July 2009 - 19:38
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.
Edited by Sobek, 07 July 2009 - 19:39.
#24
Posted 09 July 2009 - 01:46
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