124 replies to this topic

[Hobbesy]

Ion Cannon!, on 27 Jul 2009, 22:09, said:

Start a petition to increase the average IQ in the UK. We ship chavs and other useless human beings over to the US for slave labour and the like or as food for pets and in return intelligent individuals are shipped from the US to the UK.

I'll cook bacon bratwurst for you if you let me come too.

Edited by Høbbesy, 29 July 2009 - 00:50.

[Libains]

You guys can't cook bacon like us Brits can We need another redeeming feature to let you come with Nooka

[Hobbesy]

I'm good at making bombs.

(You can just blow up the chavs).

Edited by Høbbesy, 29 July 2009 - 00:50.

[Libains]

Bring those guns of yours for when we're on Safari, hunting those chavs down, and you have a deal.

[Hobbesy]

Would you prefer the Mosin Nagant or the AR-15?

[Libains]

We;re going to need them all, and lots of ammo, considering the number of chavs in this country atm.

[Hobbesy]

That's what grenade launchers are for.

Of course, I kind of prefer gasoline mixed with extruded polystyrene foam which can be thrown from a bottle while on fire.

Edited by Høbbesy, 29 July 2009 - 00:57.

[Libains]

And landmines. However, we need to cripple/wound them rather than kill them - they're more valuable as slave labour than as a landfill

[Hobbesy]

We can turn the dead ones into a cheap source of fuel for cars.

[Libains]

We can use them to make a bridge between the UK and the US. We may have just solved the economic recession, the chav problem, and how to get Nooka to the UK. All we had to do was a little bit of genocide.

[TheDR]

AJ, on 29 Jul 2009, 1:56, said:

And landmines. However, we need to cripple/wound them rather than kill them - they're more valuable as slave labour than as a landfill

I disagree, they make excellent fire fuel

[Sgt. Nuker]

^ Gotta love being an "honourary" Brit.

[Hobbesy]

AJ, on 28 Jul 2009, 20:00, said:

We can use them to make a bridge between the UK and the US. We may have just solved the economic recession, the chav problem, and how to get Nooka to the UK. All we had to do was a little bit of genocide.

Wouldn't the bridge start to rot?

Edited by Høbbesy, 29 July 2009 - 01:06.

[Libains]

TheDR, on 29 Jul 2009, 2:02, said:

AJ, on 29 Jul 2009, 1:56, said:

And landmines. However, we need to cripple/wound them rather than kill them - they're more valuable as slave labour than as a landfill

I disagree, they make excellent fire fuel

True, fat burns very well

And the bridge would rot, but we would tarmac over their bodies to keep them preserved forever until they rise in a million years to kill us all

[Sgt. Nuker]

Well, even if the bridge is built sans tarmac, I could cross it. A body is more solid than water, so I could cross.

[Alias]

And so this thread descends into discrimination...

What would happen if you replaced 'chavs' with 'Jews'? Oh what's that Hitler, you want more slave camps?
Even if you are joking, it's offensive and distasteful.

Edited by Alias, 29 July 2009 - 01:11.

[Hobbesy]

Oh, it wasn't that bad.

Edited by Høbbesy, 29 July 2009 - 01:13.

[Sgt. Nuker]

Satire, do you understand it? Apparently not, because that's all this thread is.

[Pav:3d]

I knew Alias the crusader of justice would eventually get his hands on this thread

[Libains]

Pav3d, on 29 Jul 2009, 2:19, said:

I knew Alias the crusader of justice would eventually get his hands on this thread

We could harness all of the energy he uses on crusades, and use it to propel Nooka across the Atlantic Ocean in an electric plane

[Sgt. Nuker]

I guess we should keep this thread going then. Wouldn't want to run out of juice in the middle of the Pacific.

[Libains]

Warboss Nooka, on 29 Jul 2009, 2:26, said:

I guess we should keep this thread going then. Wouldn't want to run out of juice in the middle of the Pacific.

Round the world trip on the back of this then?

[Alias]

Warboss Nooka, on 29 Jul 2009, 11:16, said:

Satire, do you understand it? Apparently not, because that's all this thread is.

I do understand it, but if I just happened to start a thread called "Ways to get all the Jews out of Germany", even if it was a satirical thread I'm sure it'd get locked in an instant. All "this thread is" is just a pointless +1 thread.

Edited by Alias, 29 July 2009 - 01:29.

[Sgt. Nuker]

I thought a little sight-seeing would be in order. I figured I'm not footing the bill, so why not?

Edited by Warboss Nooka, 29 July 2009 - 01:29.

[Libains]

Alias, on 29 Jul 2009, 2:28, said:

Warboss Nooka, on 29 Jul 2009, 11:16, said:

Satire, do you understand it? Apparently not, because that's all this thread is.

I do understand it, but if I just happened to start a thread called "Ways to get all the Jews out of Germany", even if it was a satirical thread I'm sure it'd get locked in an instant. All "this thread is" is just a pointless +1 thread.

Every thread is technically a +1 thread. It's pointless when you have no focal point. As long as this thread focuses around the topic title, it's not pointless, as long as the topic title is reasonable. Neither is it particularly offensive, as we're not discriminating, we're being satirical regards an issue that most Britons will have feelings on. We're not Nazis, and you sure as hell are not the jury at the Nuremberg Trials.

Edited by AJ, 29 July 2009 - 01:38.