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[Pav:3d]

http://omegle.com/

edit: a random convo of epic bullshit i just had:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hai der
Stranger: hello!
You: so, hows things?
Stranger: i'm fine, where r u from?
You: buzbelistan
You: u?
Stranger: from holland
Stranger: where's buzbelistan?
You: its just south of pakistan
Stranger: ok, i didn't know it
Stranger: do you know holland?
You: most people dont know it, its very small. yes I do
Stranger: are you male / female?
You: Im male, most females are illegal due to laws
Stranger: ok, i'm male too
Stranger: what's your age?
You: im 26, u?
Stranger: 30
Stranger: aren't women allowed to chat in your country?
You: they are, but its severly limited
You: they can only talk to a few people a week
You: there have been many riots due to it
Stranger: ok, we don't know that here in holland..
You: there isnt much media coverage unfourtunatley, no-one seems to know much about my country at all
Stranger: women are free to do what they want here
You: really? how is that like?
You: are they allowed to use public restrooms? (i think you say)
Stranger: what's a public restroom?
You: a place where men (and I think woman too) can go to urinate and deficate
Stranger: toilet?
You: yes thats what the west calls it
Stranger: yeah sure they can
Stranger: not in buzbelistan?
You: not without a liscence. They are not allowed to apply for it unless they are married
Stranger: it's very strange for us to hear that!
You: we are a very different nation
You: the first computers arrived only about a decade ago here
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what time is it there right now?
You: its 3:45
You: AM
You: I have to leave for work in about 5 minutes
Stranger: in the night?
You: yes, everyone in my village rises at 3am, in time for morning prayer and then we go to workings until around 9pm
Stranger: and you're living in pakistan?
You: no I live in buzbelistan, a small island just off the coast of south pakistan
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i can't find it
You: very little is known about us
Stranger: what's your name?
You: akrin mahmed, you?
You: we are also known as this by the way: http://en.wikipedia....hit_Shah_Island
Stranger: Bram
You: nice to meet you bram
Stranger: nice to meet you too
Stranger: looking for pictures of your country right now
You: I forgot its known as bhit shah island to the west. Around here we call it buzbelistan
Stranger: looks nice :-)
You: thank you
You: well I have to go to work now, many blessings to you

Edited by Pav3d, 22 September 2009 - 19:21.

[Warbz]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi...
You: hi?
You: You are a bot?
Stranger: whats your name??
Stranger: of course no...
You: I'm Warbzy
You: do they give you a name?
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[Sgt. Nuker]

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Stranger: hi...
You: Why gnats?
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[Pav:3d]

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FAANTASTIC PRODUCT FOR YOU.
You: awesome, sell it to me baby
Stranger: GOT STAINS? GOT ENEMIES? WELL THEN THE STAIN FIGHTING COLT .45 I HAVE HERE IS THE PRODUCT FOR YOU.
Stranger: AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
You: omg, what?
Stranger: I'M GOING TO THROW IN 6 PLASTIC HANGERS IN. FOR FREE!!!
You: holy shit, are you kidding me?
Stranger: ALL THIS IS FOR A LOW LOW PRICE OF ONLY 6 PAYMENTS OF 29.95 A MONTH.
You: when can i start paying?
Stranger: AND THATS NOT IT!!!
You: its not? you cant be serious
Stranger: DO YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU SLIP IN THE SHOWER AND BREAK YOUR ARM? WELL I HAVE A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM RIGHT HERE.
Stranger: JESSICA, SHOW US WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT.
You: i hate it when that shit happens!
Stranger: well ok, billy. what we have here is a shower rug made of shark skin, to prevent slipping.
Stranger: TELL US HOW IT WORKS, JESSICA!
You: yeah tell us!
Stranger: well billy, the fibers in the shark skin grip the bottoms of your feet and hold you firm to the shower floor. it's water proof too!
Stranger: HOLY HELL JESSICA. DO YOU THINK I COULD SELL THIS WONDERFUL PRODUCT TO AMERICA FOR ANY LESS THAN OVER 9000 DOLLARS?
Stranger: not a chance, richard.
Stranger: WELL I WILL TELL YOU WHAT JESSICA. I AM GOING TO THROW THIS IN, FOR FREE. YES I SAID FOR FREE.
You: omg, you guys!
Stranger: HOW CAN I DO THIS YOU ASK? WELL I'LL TELL YO-ajkhdsfjahsdf;ahsdf
You: tell me, im about to explode with anticipation
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[Brad]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WOAH
Stranger: are you by chance a horny girl with a webcam?
You: LOOK OUT
You: GOOD GOD
You: ITS COMMING RIGHT AT ME
You: AHHHHHHHHH
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[Hobbesy]

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Stranger: gay or bi?
You: Bestiality
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edited by Høbbesy, 22 September 2009 - 21:52.

[Ghostrider]

Pav3d, on 22 Sep 2009, 16:14, said:

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FAANTASTIC PRODUCT FOR YOU.
You: awesome, sell it to me baby
Stranger: GOT STAINS? GOT ENEMIES? WELL THEN THE STAIN FIGHTING COLT .45 I HAVE HERE IS THE PRODUCT FOR YOU.
Stranger: AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
You: omg, what?
Stranger: I'M GOING TO THROW IN 6 PLASTIC HANGERS IN. FOR FREE!!!
You: holy shit, are you kidding me?
Stranger: ALL THIS IS FOR A LOW LOW PRICE OF ONLY 6 PAYMENTS OF 29.95 A MONTH.
You: when can i start paying?
Stranger: AND THATS NOT IT!!!
You: its not? you cant be serious
Stranger: DO YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU SLIP IN THE SHOWER AND BREAK YOUR ARM? WELL I HAVE A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM RIGHT HERE.
Stranger: JESSICA, SHOW US WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT.
You: i hate it when that shit happens!
Stranger: well ok, billy. what we have here is a shower rug made of shark skin, to prevent slipping.
Stranger: TELL US HOW IT WORKS, JESSICA!
You: yeah tell us!
Stranger: well billy, the fibers in the shark skin grip the bottoms of your feet and hold you firm to the shower floor. it's water proof too!
Stranger: HOLY HELL JESSICA. DO YOU THINK I COULD SELL THIS WONDERFUL PRODUCT TO AMERICA FOR ANY LESS THAN OVER 9000 DOLLARS?
Stranger: not a chance, richard.
Stranger: WELL I WILL TELL YOU WHAT JESSICA. I AM GOING TO THROW THIS IN, FOR FREE. YES I SAID FOR FREE.
You: omg, you guys!
Stranger: HOW CAN I DO THIS YOU ASK? WELL I'LL TELL YO-ajkhdsfjahsdf;ahsdf
You: tell me, im about to explode with anticipation
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahaha, I laughed hard. Gonna give this link a try.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Whoa.
Stranger: what
You: Where the heck did you come from.
Stranger: whats up man
Stranger: give me five
You: I only have 2 fingers
You: I type with my face
You: and if I'm hapy
You: I kiss the spacebar
You: when I'm angry
Stranger: ola ne diyrsen
You: I smash it with my head
Stranger: bi susu
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: ok
You: >_>
Stranger: whats r name
You: Semore
You: Semore Butze
You: Butze pronounced "buts"
Stranger: whre r u from
Stranger: semore
You: Candyland.
You: You know of Candyland?
Stranger: no
Stranger:
You: Pity.
Stranger: do u know istanbul
You: Hmm
Stranger: ı m from turkey
You: Is that near chicken?
Stranger: do u know turkey
You: yes I love turkey
You: I eat it almost daily.
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: how old r u
You: Meh, probably like 30
Stranger: girl/boy
You: I am... OH GOD THEY'RE HERE.

Edited by Ghostrider, 22 September 2009 - 22:02.

[Hobbesy]

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Stranger: 24 male italy
You: 12 m russia
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[Rich19]

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: M/F?
You: yep
Stranger: Oh cool.
Stranger: HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!?!?!!
You: ...
You: are you from FS?
Stranger: My name is Nicholas.
You: I am spartacus
Stranger: I am Nicholas Cage.]
You: BEES?
Stranger: OH GOD NOT MY EYES. NOT MY EYES.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Own up, which one of you was it?

EDIT - Also, epicly long conversation incoming:

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: whats up
You: nm
You: wait
You: oh crap
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what?
You: I accidentally the whole bottle
Stranger: huh?
You: FFFF-
You: ok seriously this isn't good
Stranger: you accidentally the whole bottle? that makes no sense
You: what? yes it does
Stranger: no it doesnt
You: does too
Stranger: i accidentally the whole bottle
Stranger: makes no sense
Stranger: i think you missed a word
You: what's there to not understand?
You: I had this bottle
You: but I accidentally the whole thing
Stranger: accidentally what??
You: the bottle!
You: the whole bottle!
Stranger: omg
Stranger: do you speak english properly
Stranger: it makes no sense
Stranger: there is no verb in your sentence
You: I can't see where you're having the trouble
You:
Stranger: theres no verb!!!
Stranger: i is not a verb neither is accidentally neither is the neither is whole neither is thing
Stranger: to make a sentence
Stranger: you need a verb
Stranger: i is a pronoun
Stranger: accidentally adverb
Stranger: the is a preposition
Stranger: whole is an adjective
Stranger: thing is a noun
Stranger: no verb
Stranger: now try to fix your sentence
You: ok
You: err
You: I accidentally the entire bottle?
Stranger: omg
Stranger: what did you do to the bottle
You: well
You: I had this bottle with me while I'm sitting here
Stranger: did you spill it?
Stranger: drop it?
Stranger: drank it?
You: but then I was typing to you and I accidentally the whole thing
Stranger: holy shit
Stranger: where are you from?
You: it's an island south of pakistan
Stranger: ok well that sentence makes no sense
You: most people haven't heard of it
Stranger: i accidentally the whole thing
You: what about you?
Stranger: makes no sense
Stranger: im from canada
Stranger: look
You: do you have bottles in canada?
Stranger: yes
You: do you think you have surgeons who could help me?
Stranger: with what
You: the fact that I accicidentally this whole bottle
You: it's really painful
Stranger: ok define bottle for me
Stranger: im not getting something here
Stranger: youre not making any fucking sense
You: http://www.adamdorma...ster_bottle.jpg
Stranger: ok
You: picture of bottle
Stranger: a bottle
Stranger: gotcha
Stranger: now
Stranger: PUT A FUCKING VERB IN YOUR SENTENCE YOU DUMBSHIT
You: well now you're just being rude
Stranger: its not my fault
Stranger: you dont know how to speak english properly
You: it's hard to concentrate on english when you accidentally a whole bottle
Stranger: do you know what a verb is
You: yes
Stranger: define it to me
You: it's like a "doing" word
Stranger: its an action
Stranger: ok
Stranger: now look at this
You: for example "George runs to sweeded"
You: sweeden*
Stranger: i accidentally a whole bottle
Stranger: where is the verb in that sentence
You: I accidentally the whole bottle
Stranger: tell me which of those words is the verb
You: accidentally the whole bottle
Stranger: its one word
Stranger: A SINGLE WORD
Stranger: acidentally is an adverb
Stranger: the is a preposition
Stranger: whole is an adjective
Stranger: bottle is a noun
Stranger: I DO NOT SEE A VERB
You:
Stranger: thats what i thought
Stranger: you mothefucker go back to school fucking dumbshit

Edited by Rich19, 22 September 2009 - 22:11.

[TheDR]

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Howdy!
Stranger: hii
Stranger: where are you from
You: I'm from the land of tight trousers!
Stranger: whatt
You: Well you may think that, but i know its true in some parts of the fastest place in the west!
Stranger: ı dnt understand anythıng
You: Five thousand dollars, its all you have to pay to be entered into the SUPER SUPER prize draw, its just crazy!
Stranger: are you crazy
You: Thats what my wife said, untill that sad night when i got my gun fro... nevermind about that, its the crazy prize draw you need to be intrested in!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ghostrider]

Ahhh hahahaha, I love this website!

[Nid]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: We're no strangers to love
You: You know the rules and so do I
You: A full commitments what Im thinking of
Stranger: Heeeeello! Brazil? =)
You: You wouldnt get this from any other guy
You: I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
You: Gotta make you understand
You: Never gonna let you down
You: Never gonna run around and desert you
You: Never gonna make you cry
You: Never gonna say goodbye
You: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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[Rich19]

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Stranger: i lyk da tumblr
You: really?
You: me too!
Stranger: rly
Stranger: sweeeet :]
You: you know what else I lyk
Stranger: whats that
You: TYPING OUT YOUR FUCKING WORDS PROPERLY
Stranger: OK

[Pav:3d]

its bloody addictive, ive been on it for hours just having random chats

[Hobbesy]

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Stranger: here is Türkiye
You: Male/67/North Korea
You: Prefers Great leader
Stranger: 67?
Stranger: realy?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yeah
You: SHUTUP CAPITALIST PIG
Stranger: sure
You: I am the Great Leader
Stranger: i am alien
You: My nuclear missiles are going to rape your puny American ass
Stranger: idiot
Stranger: i am not american
You: SILENCE AMERICAN PIG
Stranger: i am not a-m-e-r-i-c-a-n!!!!!!!!!
You: AMERICAN CAPITALIST
Stranger: haha
You: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5...g_il_2009_2.jpg
You: This is my photo
Stranger: Allah'ım sana geliyorum!
You: BEWARE
Stranger: i dont care your photo'
Stranger: !
You: I AM THE GREAT LEADER
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[TheDR]

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i like the 69, what's your favorite position?
You: 6
You: i'm not a very social person...
Stranger: haha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fun with trolls

[Rich19]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: A WILD GEODUDE APPEARED!
You: ASH SENT OUT PIKACHU!
Stranger: GEODUDE UED DIG
Stranger: USED*
You: PIKACHU USED DOUBLE TEAM!
Stranger: GEODUDE USEDROCK THROW
You: PIKACHU FAINTED!
You: ASH SENT OUT SQUIRTLE!
Stranger: IT RAN AWAY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Nid]

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Stranger: hey
You: Hey there
You: where are you from?
Stranger: a sl
You: 21/m/philadelphia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ghostrider]

Rich19, on 22 Sep 2009, 17:52, said:

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: whats up
You: nm
You: wait
You: oh crap
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what?
You: I accidentally the whole bottle
Stranger: huh?
You: FFFF-
You: ok seriously this isn't good
Stranger: you accidentally the whole bottle? that makes no sense
You: what? yes it does
Stranger: no it doesnt
You: does too
Stranger: i accidentally the whole bottle
Stranger: makes no sense
Stranger: i think you missed a word
You: what's there to not understand?
You: I had this bottle
You: but I accidentally the whole thing
Stranger: accidentally what??
You: the bottle!
You: the whole bottle!
Stranger: omg
Stranger: do you speak english properly
Stranger: it makes no sense
Stranger: there is no verb in your sentence
You: I can't see where you're having the trouble
You:
Stranger: theres no verb!!!
Stranger: i is not a verb neither is accidentally neither is the neither is whole neither is thing
Stranger: to make a sentence
Stranger: you need a verb
Stranger: i is a pronoun
Stranger: accidentally adverb
Stranger: the is a preposition
Stranger: whole is an adjective
Stranger: thing is a noun
Stranger: no verb
Stranger: now try to fix your sentence
You: ok
You: err
You: I accidentally the entire bottle?
Stranger: omg
Stranger: what did you do to the bottle
You: well
You: I had this bottle with me while I'm sitting here
Stranger: did you spill it?
Stranger: drop it?
Stranger: drank it?
You: but then I was typing to you and I accidentally the whole thing
Stranger: holy shit
Stranger: where are you from?
You: it's an island south of pakistan
Stranger: ok well that sentence makes no sense
You: most people haven't heard of it
Stranger: i accidentally the whole thing
You: what about you?
Stranger: makes no sense
Stranger: im from canada
Stranger: look
You: do you have bottles in canada?
Stranger: yes
You: do you think you have surgeons who could help me?
Stranger: with what
You: the fact that I accicidentally this whole bottle
You: it's really painful
Stranger: ok define bottle for me
Stranger: im not getting something here
Stranger: youre not making any fucking sense
You: http://www.adamdorma...ster_bottle.jpg
Stranger: ok
You: picture of bottle
Stranger: a bottle
Stranger: gotcha
Stranger: now
Stranger: PUT A FUCKING VERB IN YOUR SENTENCE YOU DUMBSHIT
You: well now you're just being rude
Stranger: its not my fault
Stranger: you dont know how to speak english properly
You: it's hard to concentrate on english when you accidentally a whole bottle
Stranger: do you know what a verb is
You: yes
Stranger: define it to me
You: it's like a "doing" word
Stranger: its an action
Stranger: ok
Stranger: now look at this
You: for example "George runs to sweeded"
You: sweeden*
Stranger: i accidentally a whole bottle
Stranger: where is the verb in that sentence
You: I accidentally the whole bottle
Stranger: tell me which of those words is the verb
You: accidentally the whole bottle
Stranger: its one word
Stranger: A SINGLE WORD
Stranger: acidentally is an adverb
Stranger: the is a preposition
Stranger: whole is an adjective
Stranger: bottle is a noun
Stranger: I DO NOT SEE A VERB
You:
Stranger: thats what i thought
Stranger: you mothefucker go back to school fucking dumbshit

I roflmao'd.

Edited by Ghostrider, 22 September 2009 - 22:54.

[Nid]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
You: hmm
You: empty
You: nobody here will catch me singing.
You: but I dont like singing
You: maybe I'll list the first 151 pokemon
You: #001: Bulbasaur
You: #002: Ivysaur
You: #003: Venusaur
You: #004: Charmander
You: #005: Charmeleon
You: #006: Charizard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello?
You: Helloooooooooo?
You: Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooo?
You: We're no strangers to love
You: You know the rules and so do I
You: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You: You wouldn't get this from any other guy
You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
You: Gotta make you understand
You: Never gonna give you up
You: Never gonna let you down
You: Never gonna run around and desert you
You: Never gonna make you cry
You: Never gonna say goodbye
You: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You: We've know each other for so long
You: Your heart's been aching
You: But you're too shy to say it
You: Inside we both know what's been going on
You: We know the game and we're gonna play it
You: And if you ask me how I'm feeling
You: Don't tell me you're too blind to see
You: Never gonna give you up
You: Never gonna let you down
You: Never gonna run around and desert you
You: Never gonna make you cry
You: Never gonna say goodbye
You: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You: give you up. give you up
You: give you up, give you up
You: never gonna give
You: never gonna give, give you up
You: never gonna give
You: never gonna give, give you up
You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
You: Gotta make you understand
You: Never gonna give you up
You: Never gonna let you down
You: Never gonna run around and desert you
You: Never gonna make you cry
You: Never gonna say goodbye
You: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You: Oh I give up.
You: You are a closed book young man.
You: A CLOSED BOOK.
You have disconnected.

Edited by Nidmeister, 22 September 2009 - 23:00.

[TheDR]

What would happen if i was a crazy mafia guy...

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi. I'm looking 4 a conversation!
You: Don't be sweet with me... sweetheart!
You: We all know who you are, your Jacky the Snitch and you told the cops about my racket!
Stranger: Oh honey I'm not a snitch. I'm a bitch..lol
You: I don't care about your games, i want to know who killed Frank!
Stranger: Little jay the gay
You: The bastard!
Stranger: I know. Kill him stud
You: Are you sure, you'd better be sure on your life!
Stranger: Oh baby I'm sure. He told me last nite @ the club
You: The problem is were not friends, its just that no one likes you apart from the pigs in city hall!
Stranger: Where u @ big thing?
You: I don't trust you Jacky!
You: I know its a set up!
You: Are you working for the cops!
Stranger: I promise baby cakes. I'm just fucking the guys n justice dept 4 u.. 2 clear your name
You: I doubt it Jacky, its just another one of your lies!
You: Now close those flaps you call lips and listen!
You: I need the truth and i need it now!
Stranger: Oh baby. Baby. I lie but never 2 u. Don't u know I love u.
You: Jacky, we all know you like the upside down sponge cake, but its not that I'm interested in, at all!
You: I need the Truth!
Stranger: Lol.. I only like the full wiinerschnitzel. Every once & a while the taco. I only luv u!
Stranger: Oh baby don't b mad
You: Fucking hell Jacky i don't swing that way, all i need is the information you have, if you don't give it me soon i will get my goons to punch it out of you!
Stranger: I told u jay the gay from Bombay did it. I know. His boyfriend told me!
You: Punch you to death man, its not a game, its not anything but your corpse being found at the bottom of the lake!
Stranger: He told me at the club last nite. Remember u sent me down there.
Stranger: Baby u just try. I'll get some fucking Mexican gangstas on your ass so hard. You won't b found mother ducker! Don't fuck with me I am the fuckjn. Mexmafia mother!
You: *Gets out Tommy Gun*
You: Sorry Jacky, your fishfood!
You have disconnected.

[NOPE]

Haha, I remember I used omegle a few months back.. didn't go very well..
I just went back there, though.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: from?
You: Vulcan.
Stranger: where is it
You: It orbits between Mercury and the sun.
You: I was forced to escape when my superiors planned to execute me for treason.
Stranger: oh i saw it yesterday
Stranger: i remembered now
Stranger: i was on the moon
You: I wasn't aware that there were life forms on the moon.
You: Luckily, earthlings have proven to be quite hospitable to me as of my arrival on the planet Earth.
Stranger: i can see u
You: Really?
Stranger: yes
You: I was not aware that Earthlings had such technology.
Stranger: right
You: RICK JAMES BITCH!
You have disconnected.

and later on:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: James?
Stranger: hi
You: hi.
Stranger: f or m
You: Form?
Stranger: chaina
You: I wasn't aware there were forms to fill out to use Omegle.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

also, I laughed my ass off at the "I accidentally the entire bottle" thing. xD

Edited by Lil, 23 September 2009 - 00:11.

[Ghostrider]

The first guy I talked to seemed an awful lot like the second... look closely.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: whats r name
You: Semore
You: Semore Butze
You: Butze pronounced "buts"
Stranger: whre r u from
Stranger: semore
You: Candyland.
You: You know of Candyland?
Stranger: no
Stranger:
You: Pity.
Stranger: do u know istanbul
You: Hmm
Stranger: ı m from turkey
You: Is that near chicken?
Stranger: do u know turkey
You: yes I love turkey
You: I eat it almost daily.
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: how old r u
You: Meh, probably like 30
Stranger: girl/boy
You: I am... OH GOD THEY'RE HERE.
*Disconnected*

About an hour later, I started a new conversation:

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 22 f istanbul
You: Turkey?
Stranger: hı
You: I prefer Chicken.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edited by Ghostrider, 22 September 2009 - 23:43.

[Nid]

Quote

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: VEGETA?
Stranger: What?
You: WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?
Stranger: What?
You: Good god man, you suck at bieng vegeta.
You: Good day.
You have disconnected.

[MR.Kim]

That's so random.