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[Hobbesy]

THIS IS A HOLD UP SYD, WE'RE TAKING ALL YOUR SPAM!

Edited by Hobbesy, 02 November 2009 - 00:27.

[Libains]

INDEED IT FUCKING IS. NOBODY MOVE OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BLOODY BRAINS OUT!

[Hobbesy]

WE'RE THA' AZUL BROTHERS, AND THIS IS OUR SUB-FORUM NOW!

[Rich19]

*Takes cover behind LPTPW*

[Hobbesy]

FORK OVER THE SPAM OR I'LL STICK MY GUN WHERE THE SUN DON'T BLOODY SHINE!

[Rich19]

*Takes pot shot at Hobbesy*

[Hobbesy]

*Blows out Rich's brains with a shotgun*

THE AZUL BROTHERS DON'T MESS AROUND!

[Rich19]

*Dislikes this turn of events*

[Pav:3d]

*faint sound of sniper bullets ripping through the Azul Brothers skulls*

Its all over, back to your LPTPW's people

[Hobbesy]

YOU CAN'T KILL THE AZUL BROTHERS! TEN BROTHERS WILL TAKE THE PLACE OF ONE DEAD BROTHER!

Edited by Hobbesy, 02 November 2009 - 00:07.

[Libains]

*Stands casually behind Pav and BLOWS YOUR BLOODY BRAINS OUT.*

YOU DON'T MESS WITH US YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A SHARPSHOOTER. NEXT TIME THIS HAPPENS, WE EXECUTE A THREAD!

[Hobbesy]

WE'LL STOP THIS MADNESS THE MOMENT YOU MEET OUR DEMANDS!

Edited by Hobbesy, 02 November 2009 - 00:05.

[Nid]

*gets on desk and plays misirlou on guitar while all of this goes on*

[Brad]

Hey guys, my name is Danny Roman.
I can help you get out of this if you let me.

[Libains]

My name is AJ. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. I've told you my name: that's the Who. The Where could most readily be described as a prison cell. But there's a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell and being in prison. The What is easy: recently I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. That's also the When. As for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can. Which leaves us only with the How; and therein, as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub.

[Nid]

*pulls away head and neck of guitar to reveal a SMG embedded into the guitar*
GET THE FUCK DOWN WHILE MY COLLEAGUES TAKE YOUR FUCKING SPAM.
WE DONT WANT MORE PEOPLE TO END UP LIKE THAT GENT OVER THERE! *Points at Rich*

[Hobbesy]

Now Nidmeister has a machine gun. Ho ho ho.

Edited by Hobbesy, 02 November 2009 - 00:14.

[Rich19]

Nidmeister, on 2 Nov 2009, 0:12, said:

*pulls away head and neck of guitar to reveal a SMG embedded into the guitar*
GET THE FUCK DOWN WHILE MY COLLEAGUES TAKE YOUR FUCKING SPAM.
WE DONT WANT MORE PEOPLE TO END UP LIKE THAT GENT OVER THERE! *Points at Rich*

He's not wrong, you know.

[Brad]

AJ, on 2 Nov 2009, 0:11, said:

My name is AJ. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. I've told you my name: that's the Who. The Where could most readily be described as a prison cell. But there's a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell and being in prison. The What is easy: recently I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. That's also the When. As for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can. Which leaves us only with the How; and therein, as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub.

I understand your situation my friend, but I can't let this happen. If you come out now you will hardly get a scentence, a year max. So do the smart thing, because NO, YOU ARE NOT ROBBING THIS GODDAMNED BANK.

[Hobbesy]

Do you really want to play the hero Brad? We can set an example if you want it to act like a simple child and be uncooperative. *Motions to AJ*

Edited by Hobbesy, 02 November 2009 - 00:19.

[Brad]

Try it boy-o. I'm not a soft pussie. I'm the goddamned negotiater and I'm stopping this.

[Hobbesy]

Fine, if it has to be that way. AJ, would you be so kind?

[Rich19]

*Bleeds on Hobbesy*

[Brad]

Listen. You don't seem to understand.
We can settle this, but it involves you letting those hostages go, punk.

[Hobbesy]

Oh dear, it appears one of the Halloween threads has been locked. What a shame.

Edited by Hobbesy, 02 November 2009 - 00:25.