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THIS IS A HOLD UP SYD, WE'RE TAKING ALL YOUR SPAM!


Edited by Hobbesy, 02 November 2009 - 00:27.

INDEED IT FUCKING IS. NOBODY MOVE OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BLOODY BRAINS OUT!

WE'RE THA' AZUL BROTHERS, AND THIS IS OUR SUB-FORUM NOW!

*Takes cover behind LPTPW*

FORK OVER THE SPAM OR I'LL STICK MY GUN WHERE THE SUN DON'T BLOODY SHINE!

*Takes pot shot at Hobbesy*

*Blows out Rich's brains with a shotgun*

THE AZUL BROTHERS DON'T MESS AROUND!

*Dislikes this turn of events*

*faint sound of sniper bullets ripping through the Azul Brothers skulls*

Its all over, back to your LPTPW's people

YOU CAN'T KILL THE AZUL BROTHERS! TEN BROTHERS WILL TAKE THE PLACE OF ONE DEAD BROTHER!
Edited by Hobbesy, 02 November 2009 - 00:07.

*Stands casually behind Pav and BLOWS YOUR BLOODY BRAINS OUT.*

YOU DON'T MESS WITH US YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A SHARPSHOOTER. NEXT TIME THIS HAPPENS, WE EXECUTE A THREAD!

WE'LL STOP THIS MADNESS THE MOMENT YOU MEET OUR DEMANDS!
Edited by Hobbesy, 02 November 2009 - 00:05.

*gets on desk and plays misirlou on guitar while all of this goes on*

Hey guys, my name is Danny Roman.
I can help you get out of this if you let me.

My name is AJ. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. I've told you my name: that's the Who. The Where could most readily be described as a prison cell. But there's a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell and being in prison. The What is easy: recently I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. That's also the When. As for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can. Which leaves us only with the How; and therein, as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub.

*pulls away head and neck of guitar to reveal a SMG embedded into the guitar*
GET THE FUCK DOWN WHILE MY COLLEAGUES TAKE YOUR FUCKING SPAM.
WE DONT WANT MORE PEOPLE TO END UP LIKE THAT GENT OVER THERE! *Points at Rich*

Now Nidmeister has a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
Edited by Hobbesy, 02 November 2009 - 00:14.

Nidmeister, on 2 Nov 2009, 0:12, said:

He's not wrong, you know.

AJ, on 2 Nov 2009, 0:11, said:

I understand your situation my friend, but I can't let this happen. If you come out now you will hardly get a scentence, a year max. So do the smart thing, because NO, YOU ARE NOT ROBBING THIS GODDAMNED BANK.

Do you really want to play the hero Brad? We can set an example if you want it to act like a simple child and be uncooperative. *Motions to AJ*
Edited by Hobbesy, 02 November 2009 - 00:19.

Try it boy-o. I'm not a soft pussie. I'm the goddamned negotiater and I'm stopping this.

Fine, if it has to be that way. AJ, would you be so kind?

*Bleeds on Hobbesy*

Listen. You don't seem to understand.
We can settle this, but it involves you letting those hostages go, punk.

Oh dear, it appears one of the Halloween threads has been locked. What a shame.
Edited by Hobbesy, 02 November 2009 - 00:25.