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[BeefJeRKy]

Pav:3d, on 27 Sep 2010, 2:59, said:

288. Your ammunition is infinite yet what is used to cool your gun isnt (Mass Effect 2, seriously can someone explain this one to me? )

the codex does a nice job of explaining the infinite ammo bit. i guess they used because they are in a way "universal"

[Zhao]

289. Killing certain people cause them to rage.

[n5p29]

Aaron, on 29 Sep 2010, 18:19, said:

289. Winning against certain people cause them to rage.

fix'd?

[-=ViCtOr=-]

290. When ever your spaceships blows up you would have no visable damage and it will look like your doing some weird dance, and the other guy who was with you in the spaceship disapeart!

[deltaepsilon]

291. High trained spec ops soldiers have to rely on superior officers to open doors.

[R3ven]

292. Shooting up certain drugs can give us the ability to shoot lightning.

[-=ViCtOr=-]

293. you can enter a airfield fully armed and you can give a speech without anybody freakin out.

[Generalcamo]

294. Technicians are OP in A Path Beyond becuase they have nothing but a weak pistol and cannot kill buildings
295. Mobile Radar Jammer? Useless unless you are doing a humiliation runover.

[Pav:3d]

296. Bullets will never, EVER have realistic damage. A head will still be attached to a body after a point blank shotgun round.

[Generalcamo]

297. A nuclear demolition truck will kill your friendlies if the enemy detonates it. While if YOU detonate it, it will not.

Edited by Grand Kapitan Camo, 18 October 2010 - 23:24.

[Pandut]

298: Smacking something with a wrench makes it build faster and/or upgrades it.
299: Sandwiches cure any injury.
300: It takes several bullets from a gun to kill someone, but one poke with a tiny knife will kill them dead instantly.

[Areze]

Firewood and a bag of pebbles can always be used to build a cathedral. Always.

[Wizard]

301: The reinforcement of troops in the field is both simple and instantaneous

[Generalcamo]

302: A GDI orca will always happen to come along, get shot down by SAM Sites, and crash into the Nod Obelisk.
303: A GDI A-10 will always come after you blow up the SAMs, and get shot down by another SAM that you cannot reach.
304: An Ion Cannon will fire after that.
305: YOU CANNOT KILL THE MESSIAH.

[TheDR]

306: To think with portals.

[n5p29]

307: there must be some faggot fans of any games.

[GuardianTempest]

308: No exceptions.

[Generalcamo]

309: If the game seems good, it will be cancelled due to "not meeting production standards"
310: If the game is bad, it will be released with bad ratings, but EA will get there money.

[-=ViCtOr=-]

311: cellphones who can spawn heli's and cars in front of you are really handy!!!
312: if you spawn a car above the water it floats above the water untill something touches it.
313: people called Roman are F***** annoying
314: Gay Tony has a shemale as "girl/boy friend thingy"
315: The Swing of Doom is awesome
316: You can survive some über high falls
317: falling from a 1 storie building can kill you
318: police is stupid
319: explosive shotgun shells are explosive
320: In Liberty City stands the statue of happiness

[GuardianTempest]

321: You can walk though a hail of projectiles coming at you as long as it doesn't touch your hitbox heart.
322: Everytime you get hurt, you get a free high-explosive.
323: Looking cute is a must.
(9): You don't have to be intelligent to be the strongest.
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324: Whenever talking to someone of a different language, you automatically know by heart what he/she is saying, even jaguars.
325: Thumbs up after something stupid happens is a must.
326: Cool guys don't look at the explosions.
327: Unless you didn't make them.
328: You can be over 100 years old and still kick ass.
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329: If you're going to be defeated, pulling on the internet cord will save your stats.