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[Hobbesy]

28. STRIP THE FLESH, SALT THE WOUNDS!

Edited by Hobbesy, 19 January 2010 - 00:53.

[ΓΛPTΘΓ]

29. Normal soldiers are perfectly fine shooting a .50Cal standing up and can reload it running.

Edited by ΓΛPΤΘΓ, 19 January 2010 - 00:55.

[Pav:3d]

30. Whatever happens, there will always be bullets

[Wizard]

31. That even if you have the police, FBI and military chasing you in your car, you can always get away from them

[Pav:3d]

32. No matter how much police you kill, there will always be more

[Wizard]

33. That eating pills gets rid of the ghosts

Edited by Wizard, 19 January 2010 - 01:01.

[Pav:3d]

34. If you leave a room with an enemy in it, it will never follow you, or figure out how to open a door

[Libains]

35. Dinosaurs can be brought back to life through 7,495,768 means. And Velociraptors are always the meanest.

Edited by AJ, 19 January 2010 - 01:05.

[Pav:3d]

36. You will always know exactly how long left until a bomb is about to explode, even if you are no where near it

[Hobbesy]

37. You can, however, find out if a bomb is going to explode by how many beeps it's making.

Edited by Hobbesy, 19 January 2010 - 01:08.

[Libains]

38. Don't worry if you die, you will be ressurected in about 15 seconds.

Edited by AJ, 19 January 2010 - 01:08.

[Hobbesy]

39. If you're not playing Arena.

Edited by Hobbesy, 19 January 2010 - 01:09.

[Libains]

40. It is always the fault of the military, or a military-based organisation.

[Pav:3d]

41. Your health is measured out of 100

[Hobbesy]

42. Don't panic!

Edited by Hobbesy, 19 January 2010 - 01:13.

[Libains]

43. Civilians just don't matter.

[Hobbesy]

44. Children? In a war zone? Doesn't happen!

[Pandut]

45. Don't worry! Your health regenerates over time.

[deltaepsilon]

46. That helicopter gunship will conveniently be bingo on fuel after a couple of seconds of largely redundant support.

[Pandut]

47. Propaganda can magically heal your soldiers and repair your tanks.

[Pav:3d]

48. You will never, ever, need to use the toilet

[Whitey]

49: Bullets transcend the laws of physics.

[deltaepsilon]

50. Gordon Freeman never sleeps.

[Destiny]

51. Reticles are drawn into your eyes

Wizard, on 19 Jan 2010, 9:01, said:

33. That eating pills gets rid of the ghosts

This makes me sad.

[Wizard]

52. That when you jump holding a weapon you are able to keep it dead level and fire at the same time