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[amazin]

*Takes flaming bedpost out wearing fire-retardant gloves*

*makes sure the cream is not poisonous or questionable...*

*yummy, cream cake*

*throws sharp cake-dish at next poster*

Edited by Dachamp, 20 May 2006 - 03:33.

[Cozmo]

owww now im blind

*throws hospital bill to next poster*

[Moosy Crisp]

*takes bill and stuffs it into Platypus snout*
*chucks platypus at next poster*

[Short Stuff]

*Saves The Platypus From Nuclear Disaster*
*Removes an active nuclear core and throws it at the next poster*

Edited by Short Stuff, 20 May 2006 - 16:19.

[AllStarZ]

*catches it and eats it*

I AM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! YOUR RADIOACTIVE WASTE CANNOT HARM ME, BECAUSE I AM THE JUGGERNAUT!

*throws bus at the next poster*

[Short Stuff]

*Stops the bus*
I AM MAGNETO BITCH! YOUR METALIC OBJECTS DONT STAND A CHANCE AGAINST ME! BECAUSE I AM MAGNETO!

*throws 3 metal skyscrapers at next poster*

[Foxhound]

*dodges them*
*gets in F-5*
*kamikazes bluntman*
*comes back to life*
*throws razor hat at next poster* (bonus points if you can tell me the movie too)

[Admiralkiller]

*shoots the razor hat with an AK-47*
*makes an tank out of paper, sets it on fire and throws it to the next poster*

[amazin]

*Dodges razor hat, laughs as it chops of the head of david (the statue)*

*throws David's head at next poster*

P.S. 007 is the movie

EDIT: lol, u posted right before me

Edited by Dachamp, 20 May 2006 - 17:19.

[Moosy Crisp]

* carves it out to make soup bowl*
*tastes cream of snail soup, then spits it out at next poster*

[DreadNot]

*watches the soup splat against the floor*
*throws aluminum cans at next poster while laughing hysterically*

Edited by Reaper, 20 May 2006 - 17:34.

[Moosy Crisp]

* takes cans in the face, then laughs maniacally when reaper cleans up baked goat vomit in his microwav*

* Takes Rick James' " UNITY" ring, stamps it into reaper's forehead and tosses him at next poster*

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

*avoids reaper*
*takes ring*
*sells it on ebay*
*buys a bloody chainsaw*
*gives murder weapon to next poster*

[Cozmo]

murders george bush and throws whitehouse at africa witch in turn throws it at next poster.

[Foxhound]

*brings white house back to washington*
*paints it red*
*throws a few lobbyists at next poster*

[Admiralkiller]

*Kills the lobbyists with the almighty motherflakker*
*Tramples the lobbyists*
*Throws a gallon of boiling oil at the next poster*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*jumps on passing Pave Low to avoid boiling oil*

*throws unstable fusion reactor at next poster, because I can*

P.S. Rusty, you were refering to a James Bond movie, the character was Odd Job.

[Foxhound]

yup

*uses chrono trooper to erase reactor from history*
*throws a bloody chainsaw at next poster*

[DreadNot]

*catches chainsaw*
"Thanks!"
*cuts off Rusty's leg*
*throws his leg at next poster*

[Moosy Crisp]

* attaches Rusty's leg to body*
I AM TRIPOD!!!
*throws a flaming sumo wrestler at next poster*

[Foxhound]

*rips leg off Moosy*
*puts back on own body*
*completely disregards flying sumo as it falls far short*
*throws a anime style O RLY owl at next poster*

[AllStarZ]

RustyDroid, on 20 May 2006, 13:10, said:

*throws razor hat at next poster* (bonus points if you can tell me the movie too)
<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Goldfinger to be precise. Anyhoo...

*Pockets O Rly Owl and throws No Wai Owl at the next poster*

[DreadNot]

*hates those things and shoots the owls out of the sky*
"AGH die die die die!!"
*goes into an owling killing frenzy then stops suddenly*
*throws a sharp pencil at the next poster*

[Short Stuff]

*does a 360 degree flip*
*Removes his light saber*
*Does a force throw of his saber at next poster*

[Admiralkiller]

*Pretends to be superman and catches the dam saber with his bare hand.*
*buys a nice little javelin launcher and shoots the next poster with it*