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[Sgt. Nuker]

*Employs Ironside's missle defelction barrier which detonates Javelin before it hits me*

*throws Ork Squiggoth at next poster*

[amazin]

*wonders what the heck an ork squiggoth is*

*runs away anyway*

*throws a cow with a mininuke in it at next poster (if you kill it the nuke will go off, it has a 10 second fuse to go off no matter what)*

Edited by Dachamp, 21 May 2006 - 21:40.

[Moosy Crisp]

* uses anti-mininuke cow gun to deactivate it*
* watches as it backfires*
*snags piece of radioactive cowmeat*
*eats it*
delicious
* chucks 30 menstruating flesh eating goats at next poster*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*uses army of TPAM's avvy tanks to shoot the 30 goats to pieces*

*chucks 40 thieves, Ali Babba's 1000 tales, an armed hand grenade, an Apache helicopter, and the kitchen sink at next poster*

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

*Takes out a fork,paper clip,and paper*
*some how makes a minigun out of it*
*shots everything in mid air*
*throws an overheated minigun*

Edited by Bluntman, 21 May 2006 - 22:09.

[elcidcampeon]

(watches as shoddy minigun disintegrates)
(dons a space marine armor and throws self to next poster)

[Moosy Crisp]

* catches freaky space marine, then realizes it's not a nuclear powered orphan baby*
pshh, screw this
* throw it into Grand Canyon, then throws 17 1/2 Flying spaghetti monsters at next poster*

[Comr4de]

*engulfs all 17 !/2 spaghetti monsters and dies from overeating, funeral bill and service is left to the next poster*

[Judgement]

*buries C0|V|R4DE right after beating the corpse up for the bill*
*burns down the funeral home so as not to pay the bill*
*chucks a smouldering piece of wood at next poster*

[DreadNot]

*catches it and stares then realizes hand is on fire*
"ah ah oh god!"
*puts arm out with opposite side of burning wood*
*throws scythe at next poster*

(other arm is on fire, don't tell me)

[elcidcampeon]

(climbs out of grand canyon)
(gets out of space marine suit)
(makes a ice cream cone laced with 15 different drugs.)
(passes icecream to next poster)

[Foxhound]

*burns ice cream with flamethrower*
*throws a katana at next poster*

[Comr4de]

*katana hits coffin, police stop by and ask questions to the next poster*

[elcidcampeon]

(shrugs in reply, grabs katana, slays all in sight)
(melts shoddy katana into metal and makes a statue of Jack Bauer and throws to next poster)

[Foxhound]

*melts statue of Jack Bauer*
I HATE 24!
*throws molten metal at next poster*

[Moosy Crisp]

* quickly catches molten metal*
* turns them into razor sharp needles*
*stuffs them point- up in next poster's shoes*

[Judgement]

*realizes i have been wlking on needles the whole time*
*takes off shoes*
"Owwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!1!!!!"
*throws shoes at next poster*

[Foxhound]

*starts walking along*
OW! EH! OOH! OW!
* takes out needles, puts boards on shoes, shoves em back in*
woot! now the antilions wont attack me! (hlcomic referrence) OW! OOH! EH! UH!
*collapses due to blood loss*
*throws blood bag at next poster*

[Judgement]

*catches bag and drinks the contents*
*becomes a vampire*
*throws self to next poster*

[elcidcampeon]

*uses stake and hammer to kill Vampire Judgement (how ironic)*
*carves vampire into steaks, burgers, etc and grills them up and hands to next poster*




//note: not a watcher of 24. The jack bauer thing was random.

[Judgement]

*is reborn*
*eats own self*
*throws up on the next poster*

[elcidcampeon]

(collects barf in glad bag... "don't get mad, get glad!")
(washes self many times and purifies self from self-cannibalistic puke)
(dumps putrid puke on next poster)

[DreadNot]

*shrugs "eh ive been through worse"*
*takes a sierra mist can and then cuts it into razor sharp edges and throws them to next poster*

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

*catches the sharp plastic*
*uses my disinegrated minigun parts*
*combines them*
*makes the gun from my avatar*
*shots next poster*

Edited by Bluntman, 23 May 2006 - 01:52.

[DreadNot]

*feels something go through me and looks down*
"ah!"
*hops on one leg and throws other leg at next poster*