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[CodeCat]

*Gets a tennis racket and hits the egg, splattering it all over his face...*

Boy, I sure have egg on my face...

*Shouts 'ELJGSCBD!!!' at the next poster*

[Foxhound]

*wonders what "ELJGSCBD!!!" means*
*throws dictionary at next poster*

[elcidcampeon]

(Returns b/c bluntman is crazy and possibly evil)
(grabs dictionary, speed reads through it, and burns it... it was classified info!)
(squirts 6.0M HCl at next person)

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

*catches the acid snd mix it with surfuric acid*
*thows acid to elcidcampeon*
*misses but gets a chainsaw and chops elcidcampeon to tiny chunks*
*cans it and throws it at next poster*

[amazin]

*becomes a cannibal and eats chunks of elcidcampeon*

*throws cannibalistic monkey at next poster*

[Moosy Crisp]

* Mutilates monkey with a pickaxe*
* Ghetto stomps its face*
* throws boiling gasoline in the face of next poster*

[amazin]

*Guards face with a pot*

*drops french fries in pot, lets them cook*

*Throws gasoline-cooked french fries at next poster*

[Moosy Crisp]

* Eats them and barfs them out in the face of George Bush*
Bitch!
* Throws a Marmoset infected with Dysentery at next poster*

[DreadNot]

*runs from the infected marmoset*
"sheet sheet!"
*throws a remote control for a TV at next poster*

[amazin]

*laughs as Moosy Crisp dies of gasoline poisoning*

*shoots marmoset*

*throws an ion strike beacon at next poster*

[DreadNot]

*catches it, activates it, then throws it to next poster and runs like hell*

[elcidcampeon]

(explodes out of Dachamp's stomach)
(takes a 12-gauge and shoots Bluntman multiple times in the head to make sure the crazy rabid lunatic riseth no more!... peace be upon the land...

as if...)

(takes a grenade, pulls the pin, cooks it for a sec, then chucks at next poster and runs and hides)

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

*im too evil for hell*
*comes back with more powers i have fire*
*burns elcidcampeon until ashes come out*
*scathers ashes in every galaxy*
*takes grenade and eats it for a fire refil*
*throws a NOD nuke beacon*

[killua]

/me catches the Possum. (haveno idea what so ever it is for so I just pass it on to codecat. he always knows what things are.)

i take a look around. I see some ghosts. allot of blood and then I deside to start cleaning the place up. Now where is that broom........

ah what the hell. I trow my FAQ at the next person who enters. Maybe he/she will be able to awnser me where the broom is

[Foxhound]

*cannot answer, walks away*
*throws a mad rabbit-squirrel at next poster*

[TehKiller]

*catches the rabitt-squirrel*
*kills it and cuts the rabbit foot*
*throws the rabbit foot to the next poster*

[AllStarZ]

Rabbit-Squirrel? You cross-breeded them? You monster!

*Shoots at Rabbit-Squirrel with AK*

Hm... a ghost seems to be haunting me.
THIS CALLS FOR THE GHOSTBUSTERS!

*80's Retro Music plays in the background*

*Throws ZZ Top at the next poster*

[TehKiller]

*takes the ZZ top CD*
*burns it*
*throws the copy to the next poster*

[ultra1437]

*copy hits face*
"WTF?"
*throws a "?" at next poster* (question mark)

[elcidcampeon]

(isn't affected by actions done by idiots; thus, anything bluntman does is moot and ineffective)

(takes ? and turns it around: ¿)
(throws ¿ to next poster.)

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

takes ¿ and uses as a ice pick
kills elcidcampeon with it
throws a bloody ice pick

[Moosy Crisp]

*uses it to unclog toilet*
* hurls activated thermite in the face of the next poster*

Thermite can burn through carbon steel and burns underwater. Bitch.

[Foxhound]

AllStar, the mad rabbit-squirrel line refers to a movie I saw recently

*dodges ice pick*
*throws smoke grenade at next poster*

[retry_1]

catches nade, takes it to the hospital and covers the vip with it...poster
throws a wabbit [smalltext]with a bomb in it[/smalltext]with a note saying "ill be your pet bitch!" at the next poster

Edited by retry_1, 25 May 2006 - 23:44.