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Idiots of Modern Warfare 2

Started By General, Mar 31 2011 11:45

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#1 General

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 11:45

ENOUGH!
I am bored from the comments of MW2 players ! I am talking about REAL NOOBS which call SKILLED PLAYERS noob when they killed a few times with same weapon , its like this :

When I use M4A1
OMG M4 Nooobb !

When I use FAMAS
Famas Noob

When I use SCAR-H
OMG SCAR NOOB !

When I use TAR-21
Tar Noob

When I use FAL
FAL noobb!

When I use M16A4
Fking M16 Noob

When I use ACR
Recoilless Noob

When I use F2000
Fthousand NOOB!

When I use AK-47
OMG He only uses AK, NOOBB!!!!111

When I use MP5 + Akimbo
Akimbo Noob!

When I use UMP45 + Akimbo
Fking Akimbo UMP Noobs!

When I use VECTOR
Vectorel Noob !

When I use P90
Pi Noob!!!

When I use Uzi + Akimbo
UZI AKIMBO NOOB!

When I use L86LSW
OMG Sprayer Noob!

When I use RPD
FMJ MG Noob!!!

When I use MG4
MG NOOOB!!

When I use AUG HBAR + Scope
AUG SCOPE NOOB!

When I use M240 + Stopping Power
OMG Hacker with M240

When I use Barret .50cal
.50 CAL Noobb!

When I use Intervention
Intervention Noob !

When I use WA2000
WA Noob

When I use M21 EBR
M21 Noob

When I use PP2000
PP Noob!

When I use G18
OMG G18 Biatches!**** !!******* ***! ***** G18! G18 Noob!!!

When I use M93 Raffica
Raffica Noob!

When I use TMP
TMP Nooobb!

When I use SPAS -12
SPAS Noob

When I use AA - 12
Hah AA-12 Noob

When I use Striker
OMG Noob Striker !!!

When I use Ranger
Ranger Noob

When I use M1014
Shotgun Noob!

When I use Model 1887 + Akimbo
You fking Akimbo Old Shotgun NOOB!

When I use USP .45
USP Noob

When I use .44 Magnum
Magnum Noob

When I use M9
Pistol Noob

When I use Desert Eagle
NOOB! Desert Eagle NOOB!!

When I use AT4-HS
Rocket Noob!

When I use Thumper
Grenadier NOOOB!

When I use Javelin
OMG JAVELIN NOOB!

When I use RPG
RPG NOOB!

When I use Riot Shield
COWARD NOOB!

When I use Grenade Launcher
GL NOOB!!!

When I use C4
OMG C4 Noob

When I use Knife + Commando + Lightweight + Marathon
OMG RUNNER NOOB ! !!!! ! !

When I use Knife + Commando + Lightweight + Ninja
NINJA NOOB!

WTF I WILL USE TO KILL YOU THEN ? :)

#2 Camille

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 11:51

you will kill them with whatever the fuck you want and you will turn off team chat.

problam salved.

Edited by Camille, 31 March 2011 - 11:53.

it's time to wake up

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 12:14

Drop carepackages on them?

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Imagine a group of people who are all blind, deaf and slightly demented and suddenly someone in the crowd asks, "What are we to do?"... The only possible answer is, "Look for a cure". Until you are cured, there is nothing you can do.
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#4 General

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 12:16

View PostSquigPie, on 31 Mar 2011, 14:14, said:

Drop carepackages on them?


IF! I can do that ( which requires a lot of luck % ) and IF someone calls me Carepackage Noob ! Then I will track his IP or hire Agent 47 :)

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 12:30

His last words will probably be: "OMG AGENT 47 NOOB!"

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As long as the dark foundation of our nature, grim in its all-encompassing egoism, mad in its drive to make that egoism into reality, to devour everything and to define everything by itself, as long as that foundation is visible, as long as this truly original sin exists within us, we have no business here and there is no logical answer to our existence.
Imagine a group of people who are all blind, deaf and slightly demented and suddenly someone in the crowd asks, "What are we to do?"... The only possible answer is, "Look for a cure". Until you are cured, there is nothing you can do.
And since you don't believe you are sick, there can be no cure.
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Posted 31 March 2011 - 13:14

View PostGabriel Angelos, on 31 Mar 2011, 12:45, said:

ENOUGH!
I am bored from the comments of MW2 players ! I am talking about REAL NOOBS which call SKILLED PLAYERS noob when they killed a few times with same weapon , its like this :

*every possible weapon combination*

WTF I WILL USE TO KILL YOU THEN ? :)

I would suggest that you should perhaps try and invert the flow of gravity throughout the universe, ultimately producing negative reality fluctuations that hamper and disrupt the enourmous amounts of " mouthy little prick" that appear as both a direct consequence and in corrolation to your proximity to IWNet.

Or you could just answer all accusations with "Your MUM".........

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 13:21

Tis a shame no one has invented a way to chock people through the monitor for being annoying. alternatively you could play a game that doesnt have 14 year olds playing it like BF1942.

I question the general assumption that i am inherently deficient in the area of grammar and sentence structure

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 13:32

View PostMajor Fuckup, on 31 Mar 2011, 14:21, said:

Tis a shame no one has invented a way to chock people through the monitor for being annoying.

*looks at Fapups sig* :)

View PostMajor Fuckup, on 31 Mar 2011, 14:21, said:

alternatively you could play a game that doesnt have 14 year olds playing it like BF1942.

Why should he have to play another game? He likes MW2 game play, just not the retards that play it. In all honesty he needs to mute it.

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 13:55

Kinda reminds me of that old joke:

Stone is OP
Paper is fine

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As long as the dark foundation of our nature, grim in its all-encompassing egoism, mad in its drive to make that egoism into reality, to devour everything and to define everything by itself, as long as that foundation is visible, as long as this truly original sin exists within us, we have no business here and there is no logical answer to our existence.
Imagine a group of people who are all blind, deaf and slightly demented and suddenly someone in the crowd asks, "What are we to do?"... The only possible answer is, "Look for a cure". Until you are cured, there is nothing you can do.
And since you don't believe you are sick, there can be no cure.
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#10 Chyros

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 15:04

Ha, we've heard some other amusing "noob x" combinations as well :) .
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#11 Destiny

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 15:40

Why not run people off cliffs or buildings off instead them?
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#12 General

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 15:56

View PostDestiny, on 31 Mar 2011, 17:40, said:

Why not run people off cliffs or buildings off instead them?


That sir, will require mass amount of hacking power :)

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 16:14

Not really...just need something that can cause a bit of knockback or something.

























...I guess :)
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Posted 31 March 2011 - 16:31

Do the same thing as I do when I'm being accused of using a 'lame' weapon or hacking in TF2: ignore them, and try to target them just a little bit more to annoy them :)
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Posted 31 March 2011 - 16:37

some noob-calling that I've gotten:

UAV-noob
Thermal-noob
heartbeat-noob

oh and one of the favourite things I get called is wallhacker ;) and I don't even cheat :)

Edited by Wanderer, 31 March 2011 - 17:06.

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 16:43

I'm surprised there isn't any 'play MW2 noob'.
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Posted 31 March 2011 - 16:56

Akimbo ump45 noob? I thought doing that would put you at a horrible disadvantage, I used to do that when I was bored :)

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 17:05

View PostPav:3d, on 31 Mar 2011, 17:56, said:

Akimbo ump45 noob? I thought doing that would put you at a horrible disadvantage, I used to do that when I was bored :)


Believe me there is times I just run around and knife the hell out of enemy team entire game without using any other weapon, Akimbo SMGs is pretty cool when used with true perks , and they are annoying idiot players, yea I will not call them as noob anymore, I'll call them as idiots ;)

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 17:35

View PostDestiny, on 31 Mar 2011, 17:43, said:

I'm surprised there isn't any 'play MW2 noob'.

I think that is kinda the point of this topic 8|

View PostWanderer, on 31 Mar 2011, 17:37, said:

oh and one of the favourite things I get called is wallhacker :cool: and I don't even cheat :)

Hmmm 8| I dunno























































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Posted 31 March 2011 - 17:40

I get called a wallhacker after putting a mag of M240-bullets through a wall to kill ONE guy :)

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 17:47

View PostWanderer, on 31 Mar 2011, 19:40, said:

I get called a wallhacker after putting a mag of M240-bullets through a wall to kill ONE guy :)


They don't know about FMJ isn't it ? ;)

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 17:48

Or that the wall with black glass in highrise is a popular camping spot and IF YOU KILL ME I WILL KNOW WHERE YOU ARE

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 22:52

Thank god I used to run my own MW2 server (yeah, some people have dedicated servers on MW2, don't say it's impossible), at least I didn't have to put up with this kind of idiots :)

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I bet I could program an internet

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Posted 02 April 2011 - 23:00

I remember once killing myself and two allies with an emergency care package drop.
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Posted 03 April 2011 - 01:15

View PostWanderer, on 31 Mar 2011, 18:40, said:

I get called a wallhacker after putting a mag of M240-bullets through a wall to kill ONE guy ;P


Meh you should have seen a retarded ban once...playing MW1 on some Hardcore server. It was that map with a dried out river in the middle (cant remember the name right now...Overgrown maybe?) and im using the M249. Some bloke kills me in the attic of a house, I respawn and immediately started barraging the attic with bullets and naturally I managed to kill him. Apparently he didnt like it so he banned me despite the killcam showing me getting killed by him, spawning and killing him
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