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[Stinger]

Suggest ideas that will never go into Shockwave. The lamer the better.

I'll get the ball rolling, shall I?

Black Hawk helicopters that can drop (stealthed) Navy Seals into water for covert ops. Seals can blow up enemy ships with C4 charges, similar damage to Tank Hunter TNT.

Burning Barricade for General Deathstrike. Creates choke points and burns units that venture too close.

Circus Cannon for General Juhziz. Fires Terrorists for airswimming action. Can be upgraded with autoloader.

[Whitey]

a lego tank

[Foxhound]

damn, you beat me. thank you for crediting the idea though! let the stupidity begin!!!

Superhack
All Chinese sides
5 Star Generals point
Allows hackers to carry laptops which turn into giant nuclear missile launchers and fire them at anything, anywhere, with no timer. Missiles cannot be shot down, and are twice as good as normal nukes!

stuff like that works best

Edited by RustyDroid, 17 May 2006 - 00:27.

[AllStarZ]

An Abrams Tank

[Whitey]

an AllStarz Tank

[AllStarZ]

You shitting me man? I bet that'll be in by 0.95 .

[Whitey]

An AH-64 Apache
a Challenger 2

[Stinger]

Prostitute for Dr. Thrax.

Infects Rangers with STIs.

Edited by Stinger Missile Site, 17 May 2006 - 00:38.

[Whitey]

Sniper for bob

[Foxhound]

Sniper for China
Satellite crash for Granger: Causes a satellite to burn through the atmosphere and crashes into the target area with devastating results. Can be upgraded with nuke.

[Stinger]

Thief for USA: Siphons gas out of enemy vehicles, paralysing them.

[Foxhound]

lol gas thief

Mad scientist for GLA
CATS for GLA: Attacks without warning, then talks AYB style.

[Stinger]

Television Studio for General Deathstrike, comes with that ROFLocopter that was suggested before by some loon.


Leaflet Drop for USA. No, wait...

Dog for Dr. Thrax. Shits on the entrance to barracks, demoralising and reducing the fighting effectiveness of enemy troops by 90%.

[MLRS]

Dot for Sw gen. Free, builds instantly Flies to enemy cvommand centre at 100000000000000000000000000000000 mph and can't be stopped. When it gets there, it causes a nuclear antimatter explosion the size of the map that automatically makes you win because it dosen't harm you.
Everyone else is dead. Is the size of a speck and blows instantly as soon as it gets there. Build at command centre at beginning of game.

Edited by Guynumber7, 17 May 2006 - 01:26.

[Whitey]

The Blue Guard for the leang general, they have BLUE uniforms :O

[spiderspag]

Ganja bomb for stealth gen.
It goes off, and within a couple of minutes, noone else can see shit!

[Hobbesy]

A super monkey that pees on enemy soilders making them burst into flames from embarrassment!

[AllStarZ]

A n00b basher. It has a special ability that when activated, instantly bashes and kills all n00bs in a game.

[Rumpullpus]

a buildble burger king building that hides a ridiculously huge cannon that can fire gilled burgers at US troops causeing them get rush and eat them and get really fat haha.
this causes the troops to slow down alot and cant fire there guns because there fingers are too fat to get to the trigger. the buliding also has lots of random beeping sounds that lure the enemy inside and then theres a large button thats red and the troops have a uncontrolable urge to press it and when they do......
EVERYTHING EXPLODES HEHE.
o man i can go on forever with stupid ideas

[spiderspag]

Jared.
He is invulnerable to burger king burgers.

[Rayburn]

Uber-Jarmen Kell for GLA Stealth
Snipes Airplanes and can shoot down an incoming Nuke-Missile/SCUD-Storm.
If he shoots at an incoming Particle-Beam, the bullet will reflect the beam into the enemy base where it destroys everything

[The_Hunter]

new tech building p0rn shop
once captured all infantry will automaticly heal and get a moral boost

[Comr4de]

The_Hunter, on 17 May 2006, 06:01, said:

new tech building p0rn shop
once captured all infantry will automaticly heal and get a moral boost
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Dammit!


Ice Cream truck that shoots the driver out of the vehicle.

[Alias]

A coffee cup...

[Hobbesy]

Jermies!