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[TheDR]

Would I survive a Nuke?

Enter in your location to see if you are far enough from a city to survive a nuke (not much luck for those who are in a city D:). I will get radiation burns and then die after a few weeks. The worst part is I'm right on the edge from a nuke aimed at Plymouth.

Edited by TheDR, 14 November 2011 - 17:54.

[Dutchygamer]

With standard settings of a city with > 100k and a Tsar Bomba, I get this:
"You're dead!

Congratulations! You never saw it coming. Consider yourself lucky that there was no suffering. Not even the cockroaches survived."

Poor me

[Libains]

Yeah... that nuke aimed at Plymouth wouldn't do me much good...

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Congratulations! You never saw it coming. Consider yourself lucky that there was no suffering. Not even the cockroaches survived.

[Chyros]

Tsar Bomba kills me and everybody else in the Netherlands the amount of bombs you drop, over .

[Wizard]

Who. The. Fuck. Would bomb Gillingham????

[Ghostrider]

Your mother? Ohohohoho.

Even a fatman would probably do me in, as I'm in the heart of a city. A Tsar bomb would wipe out the whole State I'm in.

[Liten]

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You live in the middle of no where or are lucky. The planet isnt looking good though. Get ready for some great skiing in the incoming nuclear winter!!

Hell yes!

[General]

Liten, on 14 November 2011 - 18:47, said:

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You live in the middle of no where or are lucky. The planet isnt looking good though. Get ready for some great skiing in the incoming nuclear winter!!

Hell yes!

If you think Nuclear Winter somewhat may be fun, watch the movie The Road http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0898367/, that will cetainly change your mind

[CJ]

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Alive! but do you want to be?

You live in the middle of no where or are lucky. The planet isnt looking good though. Get ready for some great skiing in the incoming nuclear winter!

I get that with 5 tsar bombas dropped on the nearest 5 big cities with over 100k citiens :o

[Amdrial]

Nope.
"You're alive! ... but not for long.

The heat from the blast has caused head to toe second degree burns.You'll probably die within the coming weeks from radiation sickness." And that, coming from a Fat Boy. I'd probably try to GTFO after that baby impacts, but hey, I could just try and chill out and enjoy my last days on Earth whilst MAD is occurring (Mutually Assured Destruction).

Anything up from Castle Bravo will kill me.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

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Alive! but do you want to be?

You live in the middle of no where or are lucky. The planet isnt looking good though. Get ready for some great skiing in the incoming nuclear winter!

Didn't really need to do the test to figure that one out.

[Destiny]

My bomb isn't put in the center of the country, so I can even survive Castle Bravo from where I'm living...die soon, though.



But I'm just a FEW METERS out of the maximum range of a non-centered Minuteman range and survive !

...I can survive a non-centered Tsar Bomba too, but die soon as well. :|

Edited by Destiny, 14 November 2011 - 22:15.

[Sgt. Nuker]

Alive!.....But do I want to be?

Apparently this is the case from Fatman to Tsar Bomba. Looks like I better take up snowboarding lessons then. >___>

[Alias]

Sydney is so huge that I survive Tsar Bomba.

[Libains]

Wizard, on 14 November 2011 - 18:20, said:

Who. The. Fuck. Would bomb Gillingham????

Oh brilliant. Hole of a place, used to support the team until they got horribly shit

[Warbz]

You're alive! ... but not for long.

The heat from the blast has caused head to toe third degree burns. It would have been better to have been vaporized. You'll probably die within the day.

I live on the edge of Cardiff. :(

[Krieger22]

Can survive anything up to a Peacekeeper on Kuala Lumpur without any health effects (except cabin fever I suppose). Can survive a Minuteman with first-degree burns and a good chance of having multiple cancers at the same time. Nothing beyond that, but at least there's the consolation of having a bunch of useless politicians for company.

[Wizard]

AJ, on 14 November 2011 - 23:27, said:

Wizard, on 14 November 2011 - 18:20, said:

Who. The. Fuck. Would bomb Gillingham????

Oh brilliant. Hole of a place, used to support the team until they got horribly shit

I am not saying it shouldn't be be. But in terms of global nuclear warfare, I can't see it being high up on the list of places to total. Well, unless anyone who is pressing the button has ever been there that is....

[ΓΛPTΘΓ]

Wizard, on 15 November 2011 - 08:49, said:

AJ, on 14 November 2011 - 23:27, said:

Wizard, on 14 November 2011 - 18:20, said:

Who. The. Fuck. Would bomb Gillingham????

Oh brilliant. Hole of a place, used to support the team until they got horribly shit

I am not saying it shouldn't be be. But in terms of global nuclear warfare, I can't see it being high up on the list of places to total. Well, unless anyone who is pressing the button has ever been there that is....

Gillingham is near a shipyard and a military academy? Or maybe they wanna bomb that awesome bakery store at the highstreet?

[Krieger22]

ΓΛPTΘΓ, on 15 November 2011 - 09:25, said:

Wizard, on 15 November 2011 - 08:49, said:

AJ, on 14 November 2011 - 23:27, said:

Wizard, on 14 November 2011 - 18:20, said:

Who. The. Fuck. Would bomb Gillingham????

Oh brilliant. Hole of a place, used to support the team until they got horribly shit

I am not saying it shouldn't be be. But in terms of global nuclear warfare, I can't see it being high up on the list of places to total. Well, unless anyone who is pressing the button has ever been there that is....

Gillingham is near a shipyard and a military academy? Or maybe they wanna bomb that awesome bakery store at the highstreet?

Maybe to terrorize the population in general.

[Slye_Fox]

Fatman 19 kiloton: Alive
Peacekeeper 350 kiloton: Alive
Minuteman 1 megaton: Alive & Lifespan Suffered
Castle Bravo 15 megatons: Alive... but not for long
Tsaar Bomb 50 megatons: Alive... but not for long
Dinosaur killing meteor: Never saw it coming (I don;t see how I didn't)

[Nid]

All of them: You never saw it coming.

This kinda sucks.

[Kaido]

Hmm, I will survive on everything except the Dinosaur end meteor.
But then the Russians will come again and take over the land

[Wizard]

Nid, on 15 November 2011 - 12:45, said:

All of them: You never saw it coming.

This kinda sucks.

Anti-Proliferation Treaty FTW

[Libains]

Nid, on 15 November 2011 - 12:45, said:

All of them: You never saw it coming.

This kinda sucks.

Welcome to Plymouth, nuclear warhead magnet

Also, there is nothing good about Gillingham. At all. The only reason it'd be nuked would be because someone was trying to do us all a favour. Same applies to the entirety of Scotland