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[retry_1]

*relizes this is geting out of hand and hitys ttotal reset button wiitch resets everything back to the way it was the time deathstrike locked the gun place the first time grabs banquet frozen dinners and places in microwave to prepare for heatseaking wepons of any kind*

[killua]

Killua walks into the wal mart to get some computer hardware. He sees deathstrike standing with the axe and the hunter ducking the axe. And he thinks.







*Just look at that maried couple.*

[retry_1]

:rofll: relizes there is fresh meat to mess with and throughs into a flight sim and hops into a king raptor flight sim and shoots him down so he gets ejected from flight simulator

[renegade]

*stops chaseing moab with the chainsaw and goes affter retry1*

[killua]

I survived the raptor and I take it down with my amd64 3200+. I look at retry_1 and I begin to walk to the door of the exit. Once I get there I see my truck standing all alone.
I activate the truck using VOIP with the password zfg592. *truck says: Hello Killua, can I please join that battle with my defenses?*
I offcorse awnser yes. Then the truck starts to drive into the walmart building. Running over retry_1 and then it launces it defenses. More then 12000000 Volts are going trough retry_1's body.

Killua jumps into the truck and fires his EMP. And then he drives straigt for the computer hardware and starts to load all those parts into the truck.




P.S.
for te people who dont believe this is possible.... I am working on a computer program that is voice activated that I can build into any vehicle so that the computer can react on my commands. And I think I am at 1% of the building. The plans lies here already. I only need the time to make it. It would be possible for that computer to drive solo to my location. And it will have a defense helicopter with infra red and heat cammera for security of car juglers. It will also have allot of defenses, AND IT CAN DRIVE ALL BY ITSELF so I can do a nap or play a game while my computer is driving the car for me.

And before I hear any BS. This is possible. Almost all cars/trucks have cables inside them for power. So ther are also cables to controll the brakes, clutch, gas. So If i create a program that can use around 16 camera's I can let my truck drive by itself. And offcorse a helicopter can fly all by itself. I only have to implement something that will recognize the images sent back from the webcams. And something to controll all the tings. And a voice command module.
ATM I am building a car pc that will go into my car once I have my driving license.

[BlackPhoenix]

i then walked through into the store and looked at the blood soaked floor and screamed!! looked around then found a penny sweet. and then stuffed it up renegade's nose

then run off screaming!!

[killua]

Killua sees BlackPhoenix running towards the exit and desides that he needs a haircut. So killua fires up a lawnmower and trows it at BlackPhoenix.

No that is what I call a haircut

[BlackPhoenix]

then i bring in my cute little pink poodle of doom (has a little pink bow on it) and unlesh it on killua. it then starts to dribble on him and licks him of course

[killua]

Offcorse. The poodle is female so as soon as she sees me she falls in love with me. I order her to stand down. And i look realy angry at BlackPhoenix I decide that he should die for letting his poodle fall in love with me.

I call the gang members :rocket:

A soon as they arrive they start robbing all the food products and other things. Letting only my truck unharmed since they know it has verry tough defenses. And there we are. No more things to trow no more things to get. And half of the forum members dead. Mano ie mano.

So what I do at that time. Is start my truck and I just run over BlackPhoenix

[BlackPhoenix]

and by the power of the dead i was bought back alive agian, but thirsty for brains.
killua's mufufufufu. as i crawed towards killua i notice the raw meats section and then woddled over there. then ran towards killua screaming

[renegade]

*uses my l33t assassin skillz and a cloaking device (makes me invisible) and hunts down killua*

Edited by renegade, 30 September 2005 - 17:06.

[BlackPhoenix]

then i BlackPhoenix notices renegade disapering throw a bag of flour in the air and a white ghost appared. i lepted towards renegade and pulled off his arm. then started to wave it wildly in the air shouting CHEESE FISH !!!

[renegade]

*grabs his toy knife and stabs blackphoenix and stuffs a teddy bear in his mouth then runs out of wallmart and hijacks a car and drives to my lab and builds a robotic replacement arm*

Edited by renegade, 30 September 2005 - 17:38.

[killua]

Killua is still busy loading up his truck and then he decides to go home and unload all the computer stuff and then he start to build the UDM
He hacks into the radio station that is playing music at wal mart and says.

Message for the death and the survivors.

Killua will be back.

[renegade]

*affter the robotic arm is equiped i get in my car and drive to killuas street then i get out and activate my cloaking device and ring his doorbell then hide in the bushes and switch my robotic arms hand to gun mode...*

Edited by renegade, 30 September 2005 - 17:45.

[killua]

Unfortunatly for renegade I have some extra security at home. GHE GHE GHE.

infra red detectors sound the alarm. And i activate my electronic fence. I pretend i aint home and I see that he wants to leave. He walks into the electronic fence and I can see him. His cloke is broken.

I start to laugh like dr evil and I press my doom button. 500 hungry dogs are running at renegade. Biting him allot. After 4 minutes I come out of my house with my good old security box. I open it next to the almost dead renegade and I revive him. Then I say. Not at my home. It hurts the image of my house. Only in the supermarket. So I send him home with his arm. And I hope I will see him the next day in the wal mart.

edit: if something is in pieces you cant revive it.

Edited by killua, 30 September 2005 - 21:27.

[retry_1]

*starts a new topic*

[nexus1689]

Builds a fully integrated mech suit and crashses through killuas fence un harmed the uses a built in gattling gun to mow down those pesky dogs the takes my arm and crashes it htrough killuas roof and says sucks for ur image dont it the picks up killua and rokects him(or her) into space to never be seen again (have fun floating around the moon with ur box)

Edited by nexus1689, 01 October 2005 - 02:28.

[renegade]

*killua didnt know i activated my shield though so im unharmed and walk up to him punching him in the face then i decide to watch nexus and killua fight*

Edited by renegade, 01 October 2005 - 08:43.

[killua]

Unfortunatly you have all been tricked. You guys attacked my neighbor who i gave the same technology :drunk:

[nexus1689]

um im looking right at u sorry then shoots a grappling hook up to killua and grabs her and yanks her back towards earth then i send a emp and an electrical shock through the cord stunning killua and making her euipment useless. thats gonna be a long fall killua nexus says as she enters the atmosphere

and thanks for all that help renegade

Edited by nexus1689, 01 October 2005 - 17:18.

[killua]

nexus1689, on Oct 1 2005, 05:18 PM, said:

um im looking right at u sorry then shoots a grappling hook up to killua and grabs her and yanks her back towards earth then i send a emp and an electrical shock through the cord stunning killua and making her euipment useless. thats gonna be a long fall killua nexus says as she enters the atmosphere

and thanks for all that help renegade

lucky enough I aint a girl ghe ghe ghe.

I am an assasin. So killing me wont be that easy. I will just activate my truck . So the same story starts again. I drive over nexus1689 and leave him behind to go to the wallmart again. Once there i see that everything is destroyed so I leave to my new hideout somewhere in the dutch. As soon as ANY one can name the village I mean then you are welcome to destruct me. ELSE NOT. there is no possible way to track me down or what so ever. So good luck with finding me. I will give a little hint. It is in the center of the netherlands. It has 1 church and 2 bars. and 2 snack bars. It also bears the name of a girl.

[moab_there_butt]

*sneeks into toy department and lays down bare traps and a few cookies on top of the traps.*

muhahaha who can resist a cookie?!?!

*finds a toy doll and eats the doll*

coooookiee.....

*slowly goes into the boys bathroom and locks bathroom door*

now that im alone in my secret layer! what eveil will i conjer up next?!?!

[nexus1689]

hmm nukes every square inch of the netherlands so much for hiding then pulls a spare netherlands out of his pocket and replants it just without killua

[Carnage King]

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wow...
yay..
wow, this is really fun...
yeah right....
walks over to retry_1 and everybody else, flicks their noses and walks away...

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