OMG! War at Wal-Mart!
#453
Posted 07 July 2006 - 10:58
#454
Posted 07 July 2006 - 15:48
* shoots a potatoe peeler out of an air cannon at C0|V|R4DE for ruining the shelf attack plan I had*
* throws out slipper bombs and waits patiently for something to trigger it*
#455
Posted 07 July 2006 - 15:55
*climbs to top of a isle and starts patroling with skillz*
#456
Posted 07 July 2006 - 16:03
TO THE HEAVENS!!!
* taps into the intercom and plays extremly bad music to demoralize the others ( use your imagination, like Britney Spears or Chicago )*
* rigs Moosy style claymores to the speakers just in case people try to dismantle them*
*flops out other slipper bombs*
#457
Posted 07 July 2006 - 16:30
#458
Posted 07 July 2006 - 16:51
You shall die!
* shoots 30 bbq forks out of a modified toaster at Wolf for his evil deed*
* detonates slipper bombs in pure rage, not caring what they blow up*
#459
Posted 07 July 2006 - 16:52
#461
Posted 07 July 2006 - 17:05
* ignites them with a flaming arrow*
* napalm splatters and covers them both in flaming goodness*
#462
Posted 07 July 2006 - 17:13
#464
Posted 07 July 2006 - 19:15
Insomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:
I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.
#466
Posted 07 July 2006 - 21:27
* Uses his unconcious body for a shield, then realizes nobody is shooting anymore, then just slides him down the aisles*
* gets out the johnson & johnson first aid kit to care for bullet wound*
* lets automated drones secure the area*
#467
Posted 07 July 2006 - 21:35
*TAKE CHIPS AND MOVE AWAY..........ACCOMPLISHED*
*NEMESIS PROGRAM SHUTTING DOWN*
#468
Posted 07 July 2006 - 21:56
* implants program thingy in the brain of a seagull I found in the parking lot*
* unleashes it to do my bidding*
#469
Posted 07 July 2006 - 22:19
*Calls in an orbital strike on the Walmart warzone and destory everyone left inside and destroy the store aswell*
*Heads to another Walmart and starts the next battle there*
Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 07 July 2006 - 22:20.
Insomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:
I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.
#470
Posted 07 July 2006 - 22:29
* takes their possesions since they left*
* puts them in my layaway fortress*
No destroying the Wal-Mart or leaving the Wal-Mart, because that's plain cheap
Edited by Moosy Crisp!, 07 July 2006 - 22:30.
#471
Posted 07 July 2006 - 22:45
Insomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:
I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.
#472
Posted 07 July 2006 - 22:47
* airstrike misses by a mile*
* throws an elderly turtle at Forgotten for not preparing for any and all eventualities*
#473
Posted 07 July 2006 - 22:52
"Don't fuck with me this is a warning"
*Disappears into the Walmart*
Insomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:
I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.
#474
Posted 07 July 2006 - 22:57
* does strafing runs on Forgotten with seagull cannons*
* returns it to base for refueling aka french fries *
#475
Posted 07 July 2006 - 23:25
*Equips two triple barrelled machine guns and blasts the fuck out of your seagull*
"What else you got Moosy?"
Insomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:
I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.
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