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[Comr4de]

*finally gets into full consiousness and sees No-Skillz, immediatly bolts towards the shelves and tackles them, knocking the shelfs down taking anyone who was on top or around them*

[Nexolate]

*Wobbles a bit from C0|V|R4DE's tackle and quickly side-flips onto another row of shelves, safe from C0|V|R4DE's domino effect on the shelves.*

[Alias]

*Gets that Rusty chainsaw out of the hardware section and goes on a rampage*

[Moosy Crisp]

* chuckles as everybody gets a chainsaw, but they neglect to fill them up with fuel*
* shoots a potatoe peeler out of an air cannon at C0|V|R4DE for ruining the shelf attack plan I had*
* throws out slipper bombs and waits patiently for something to trigger it*

[retry_1]

*goes all swat raid style on the isles killing 15 inocent shoppers with my m4 and 3 with a sa-80 i found*
*climbs to top of a isle and starts patroling with skillz*

[Moosy Crisp]

* detonates slipper bomb, sending the shelves flying and anyone on them fly into the pet care department*
TO THE HEAVENS!!!
* taps into the intercom and plays extremly bad music to demoralize the others ( use your imagination, like Britney Spears or Chicago )*
* rigs Moosy style claymores to the speakers just in case people try to dismantle them*
*flops out other slipper bombs*

[retry_1]

gets pissed and shoots the speakers sending claymore balls flying twards moosey

[Moosy Crisp]

* good thing they bounced off, but NO! They broke the only slushie machine left!*
You shall die!
* shoots 30 bbq forks out of a modified toaster at Wolf for his evil deed*
* detonates slipper bombs in pure rage, not caring what they blow up*

[retry_1]

shoots all the flying objects outa the sky

[Nexolate]

*Pulls out my Assault Rifle and joins Wolf shooting down the flying plastic cutlery.*

[Moosy Crisp]

* lobs napalm bricks out of air cannon at Wolf and Skillz*
* ignites them with a flaming arrow*
* napalm splatters and covers them both in flaming goodness*

[retry_1]

laughs as my flame retardnt suit works, shoots moosy in the foot

[Nexolate]

*Climbs up after back-flipping over the napalm goo.*
*Pulls out Katana and jumps down to attack Moosy.*

[Soul]

*Takes off flaming jacket and runs away looking for something*

[Foxhound]

*gets crushed by the shelf dominos*

[Moosy Crisp]

* shoots No Skillz in the face with bean bags out of a 12 gauge*
* Uses his unconcious body for a shield, then realizes nobody is shooting anymore, then just slides him down the aisles*
* gets out the johnson & johnson first aid kit to care for bullet wound*
* lets automated drones secure the area*

[Sic]

*KILL S.T.A.R.S. Members.........FUCK IT THERE ARE NONE!*
*TAKE CHIPS AND MOVE AWAY..........ACCOMPLISHED*
*NEMESIS PROGRAM SHUTTING DOWN*

[Moosy Crisp]

* steals the nemesis program and replaces with Windows 95*
* implants program thingy in the brain of a seagull I found in the parking lot*
* unleashes it to do my bidding*

[Soul]

*Has Nuker, Foxhound, No-Skillz, and Wolf leave the store*
*Calls in an orbital strike on the Walmart warzone and destory everyone left inside and destroy the store aswell*
*Heads to another Walmart and starts the next battle there*

Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 07 July 2006 - 22:20.

[Moosy Crisp]

* chuckles as he accidentally airstrikes his home, which was disguised as Wal-Mart*
* takes their possesions since they left*
* puts them in my layaway fortress*

No destroying the Wal-Mart or leaving the Wal-Mart, because that's plain cheap

Edited by Moosy Crisp!, 07 July 2006 - 22:30.

[Soul]

*Calls in a massive airstrike at Moosy*

[Moosy Crisp]

* messes with the radio frequencies with a baby monitor*
* airstrike misses by a mile*
* throws an elderly turtle at Forgotten for not preparing for any and all eventualities*

[Soul]

*Used substitutionjitsu an appears behind Moosy*
"Don't fuck with me this is a warning"
*Disappears into the Walmart*

[Moosy Crisp]

* activates brain controlled seagull*
* does strafing runs on Forgotten with seagull cannons*
* returns it to base for refueling aka french fries *

[Soul]

"Oh now it's on"
*Equips two triple barrelled machine guns and blasts the fuck out of your seagull*
"What else you got Moosy?"