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OMG! War at Wal-Mart!


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#951 Crazykenny

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Posted 02 November 2006 - 20:16

Chases CO|V|R4DE and helps him emptying the electronic section :D

Edited by CrAzYkEnNy, 02 November 2006 - 20:17.

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#952 Nuke General

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Posted 02 November 2006 - 20:36

I thought you could narcomance in SYD, anyway, all of the stuff you stole wasn't ever made Y2K compatible so hahahaha
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#953 Foxhound

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Posted 02 November 2006 - 23:52

*grabs a chainsaw and shotgun, waiting for the inevitable zombie outbreak*
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#954 retry_1

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Posted 03 November 2006 - 01:13

*does the same*
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#955 SonicBoom

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Posted 03 November 2006 - 05:58

*turns into a zombie and bites nuke genereal, thus starting the inevitable zombie outbreak*

#956 Kris

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Posted 03 November 2006 - 06:12

*shoves SonicBoom in teh Anti-zombie department, grabs some bottles and fills it with gas (from the gas department :D) and lights it, throws the walmart made molotov at SonicBoom*







#957 Flying Tigers

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Posted 03 November 2006 - 06:41

picking up a kitchen knife and throw it to sonic boom
Go Go Go!
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TIGERS ON ROUTE!

Einstein had said it
"I don't know with what World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"

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#958 SonicBoom

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Posted 03 November 2006 - 12:45

*is a lit up zombie with a kitchen knife in his chest*

#959 Kris

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Posted 03 November 2006 - 14:35

*makes an walmart made flamethrower out of an insect sprayer, a cigar lighter and some gas, aims flamethrower and burns SonicBoom*

..............

*grabs some "explosive" stuff from teh hardware and throws some walmart made grenades at SonicBoom*







#960 SonicBoom

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Posted 03 November 2006 - 19:44

*Infects the core of walmart and becomes walmart itself.*

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#961 Cadyshack

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Posted 04 November 2006 - 03:52

*Enters Wal-Mart and is confused* *Looks at the Target across the street*

#962 Jean-Luc Picard

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Posted 04 November 2006 - 22:58

Grabs tank of gas and supper soakker as well as handy zippo lighter and some tape... Burns down al your faces and NOES burns down deli section.
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#963 Mathias

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Posted 05 November 2006 - 00:38

*Beats up Picard with a wheel lock*

*Goes outside and starts TP'ing Walmart*
Lifes a shit.. deal w/ it..its impossible to have a good day wow fuck this gay earth much??
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#964 Alias

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Posted 05 November 2006 - 01:01

*Goes to the gardening section and 'borrows' a hose*

*Hoses down Cycerin*

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#965 Nuke General

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Posted 05 November 2006 - 01:59

runs around walmart as a zomibe killing everyone, espically grue, Someone CURE me!
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#966 retry_1

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Posted 05 November 2006 - 02:24

*starts egging cars in the parking lot*
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#967 Flying Tigers

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Posted 05 November 2006 - 03:43

taking a penicilin from pharmacy section and heal nuke general
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#968 Soul

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Posted 05 November 2006 - 05:24

View PostNuke General, on 4 Nov 2006, 20:59, said:

Someone CURE me!

Since you asked so nicely.
Throws potion at Nuke General and cures him.
Throws potions at everyone who got zombifed and cures them.
Now for Sonicboom.
Pulls out Linear Rifle and blows Sonicboom's head clean off.
Well my job is done for the time being.
Leaves Wal-Mart and gets in my 4X4 truck and drives away.
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#969 domisgod

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Posted 05 November 2006 - 06:34

*Walks into walmart to find madness and proceeds to cry in the corner eating food of the floor that have been left there during ensuing madness, puddle of tears on floor cause retry_1 and Forgotten Soul to slip and impail themselves on kitchen knives which just "happen" to be there, ooooooh those meschevious little monkeys that I can only see running around the store!*
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#970 Soul

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Posted 05 November 2006 - 20:36

Fucken knifes impailing me.
*Takes out knifes and walks away with blood dripping on the floor from my wounds*
I feel dizzy maybe I've lost alittle to much blood.
*Passes out on the floor from losing to much blood*
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#971 Psychedelic Rabbit

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Posted 05 November 2006 - 22:55

Walking in

What a mess
pulls out joint, starts cleanning up all dead boddies and trow them in garbagecan

Walking to pharmacy takes the blue pill, and is gone.
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#972 Amdrial

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Posted 05 November 2006 - 23:13

Follows the Rabbit using another pill

Shoots the Rabbit and Laughs maniacally.
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#973 Psychedelic Rabbit

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Posted 06 November 2006 - 12:28

But you can't shoot me, you don't have a gun.

PS. don't do drugs, it's bad for your health
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#974 Soul

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Posted 06 November 2006 - 19:34

*Wakes up several hours later in a dazze*
Ah fuck I feel like shit, Better get some food.
*Goes and talks to Retry*
Hey man can you help me out I'm really hungery, do you know were I can get some food?
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#975 Psychedelic Rabbit

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 14:36

*Walks over to Forgotten Soul*
There is a kebab hut just around the corner
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