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#976 Soul

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 19:29

Ah thank man.
*Goes to Kebab hut and eats some kebabs*
That was good, I think I'll nap now.
*Goes to furnitre departmert and lays on a bed and naps*
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#977 Cadyshack

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 00:28

*Stops staring at the chaos*
*Exits Wal-mart*
*Crosses street to Target*

#978 Psychedelic Rabbit

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 13:22

*Takes the kebab spear thingy and takes some bites of it*
Time to get home
*Walks towards the door*
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#979 nova

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Posted 12 November 2006 - 20:42

run intoi walmart runs back out hijacks a car and starts to runover every thing goese to hunting isle and grabs every thing thuogh car windo and blasts every thing to H@@L

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Posted 12 November 2006 - 20:51

*Stops midway in my peacefully walk, and throws the rest of the kebab spear into Novas tire*
Don't try running over me when i have a kebab-spear
*Walks away with a joy full grin*
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#981 nova

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Posted 12 November 2006 - 21:07

gets a huge suit case loads hunting gear into it takes it to a huge dozer loadse it in attaches 2

cars 2 suvs and a semi makes dozertrain gose to milatary base and buys a tank attaches it to
doser train gose to nuclear power plant gets rad proof suit encases it in armour gets urainum darts and tank shells gose to petsmart shots rad darts at animals making an army of mutants for mee drives to kmart buldozes it with army in back and gose to walmart witch is too big to get bulldozed drives in and makespykadalic rabit int a mutant in my army and then blows more stuff to H@@L

#982 Psychedelic Rabbit

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Posted 12 November 2006 - 21:27

But i'm wise even in mutant form, and sets up your 'whatever-it-is-called' thing' on meltdown, making it kill yourself and YOUR MOM!!!

PS. My name is Psychedelic Rabbit not spykadalic, thank you

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#983 nova

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Posted 12 November 2006 - 21:34

but yor plan back fires i have nano bots in my system and i imeditly re generate and make a nother dozer train this time with out urainam and round up my surviving mutants but this time my dozer train hase no cars but 5 raveng tanks and the dozer is pulled by a USA_Howitzer X280 with ans a more hiteck ravenge chais wit a big @$$ canon

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 00:40

:P
Wow this thread has really...

W/e
*Hijacks Nova's Ravager and jumps out before ramming it to the wall instantly crushing it*
*runs towards the maintanace area and shuts down lights again*

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#985 nova

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 00:39

*bump*

#986 Short Stuff

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Posted 26 November 2006 - 04:55

Makes wal-mart go bankrupt, then buys it... Fills walmart with anything known in the universe, then Uses a lightsaber, and bow caster, Meshes them together, then uses it to kill everyone in the store, except retry, and the staff and admins...Then locks the door, walks to the back of the store, and waits while he drinks paint thinner...and alcholol, decides not to light it on fire after looking at bunny's sig.
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#987 Alias

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Posted 26 November 2006 - 04:58

*Woolworths buys out Walmart*

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#988 Nexolate

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Posted 26 November 2006 - 09:14

*Runs in and drops a SLSB (Squad Leader Spawn Beacon) behind a shelf.*
*Runs off into the Mall carrying his Baur H-AR, watching for any projectiles.*
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#989 nova

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Posted 12 February 2007 - 14:26

buys walmart and turns it into a mall counsuming the one its in and puts in multi story buildings goes to food court and eats cheese piza stick things

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Posted 12 February 2007 - 19:37

*Yells "YO, I'M WAWKIN' 'ERE, SO GET OUTTA DA WAY, CAPICHE?"*
*Builds an impenetrable fortress out of Legos and watches the carnage*
*Builds a massive Lego billboard that says "WTF R U GYS TYIN 2 SPLL??????"*
*Hears a Home Depot commercial and thinks about how much fun a Home Depot war would be*
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#991 nova

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Posted 12 February 2007 - 19:50

builds home deopoet in the jumbo near-walmart

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Posted 12 February 2007 - 21:22

*creates a monopoly over cheese pizza stick thingies*

*drives price up to $500 per stick, but makes them the healthiest and tastiest food known to man*

*builds lego battering ram*

*blasts through a wall of LCPL Carrow's fortress*

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#993 nova

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Posted 12 February 2007 - 22:52

buys jordan out then eats more and tells him we can be co-manegers

#994 omega

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Posted 13 February 2007 - 14:29

blows up the kebab hut

#995 nova

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 00:36

throws omega into tank cannon loads knife around him and shrres him

#996 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 00:55

* hijacks Power Wheels from toy department*
* grabs 30 bags of live goldfish from pet department*
* constructs auto cannon from plumbing supplies and other stuffs, using shotgun shells and goldfish for ammo*
* barrages the lego fortress with autocannon*

#997 omega

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 00:57

says well im only shreeded i must save those gold fish

#998 Foxhound

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Posted 16 February 2007 - 22:41

*Grabs some beer and a lighter and makes molotov cocktails*
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#999 Jordan

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Posted 16 February 2007 - 23:28

*builds a giant Lego Railgun*

*blows Moosy Crisp and his power wheels to pieces*

*attacks the styrofoam peanut fortress*
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#1000 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 05 March 2007 - 21:20

*Watches all this unfold from the security room monitors*

(w00t, 1,000th post!!)
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