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OMG! War at Wal-Mart!

Soul's Photo Soul 07 Nov 2006

Ah thank man.
*Goes to Kebab hut and eats some kebabs*
That was good, I think I'll nap now.
*Goes to furnitre departmert and lays on a bed and naps*
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Cadyshack's Photo Cadyshack 08 Nov 2006

*Stops staring at the chaos*
*Exits Wal-mart*
*Crosses street to Target*
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Psychedelic Rabbit's Photo Psychedelic Rabbit 08 Nov 2006

*Takes the kebab spear thingy and takes some bites of it*
Time to get home
*Walks towards the door*
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nova's Photo nova 12 Nov 2006

run intoi walmart runs back out hijacks a car and starts to runover every thing goese to hunting isle and grabs every thing thuogh car windo and blasts every thing to H@@L
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Psychedelic Rabbit's Photo Psychedelic Rabbit 12 Nov 2006

*Stops midway in my peacefully walk, and throws the rest of the kebab spear into Novas tire*
Don't try running over me when i have a kebab-spear
*Walks away with a joy full grin*
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nova's Photo nova 12 Nov 2006

gets a huge suit case loads hunting gear into it takes it to a huge dozer loadse it in attaches 2

cars 2 suvs and a semi makes dozertrain gose to milatary base and buys a tank attaches it to
doser train gose to nuclear power plant gets rad proof suit encases it in armour gets urainum darts and tank shells gose to petsmart shots rad darts at animals making an army of mutants for mee drives to kmart buldozes it with army in back and gose to walmart witch is too big to get bulldozed drives in and makespykadalic rabit int a mutant in my army and then blows more stuff to H@@L
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Psychedelic Rabbit's Photo Psychedelic Rabbit 12 Nov 2006

But i'm wise even in mutant form, and sets up your 'whatever-it-is-called' thing' on meltdown, making it kill yourself and YOUR MOM!!!

PS. My name is Psychedelic Rabbit not spykadalic, thank you
Edited by Psychedelic Rabbit, 12 November 2006 - 21:27.
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nova's Photo nova 12 Nov 2006

but yor plan back fires i have nano bots in my system and i imeditly re generate and make a nother dozer train this time with out urainam and round up my surviving mutants but this time my dozer train hase no cars but 5 raveng tanks and the dozer is pulled by a USA_Howitzer X280 with ans a more hiteck ravenge chais wit a big @$$ canon
Edited by nova, 12 November 2006 - 21:35.
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Comr4de's Photo Comr4de 13 Nov 2006

:P
Wow this thread has really...

W/e
*Hijacks Nova's Ravager and jumps out before ramming it to the wall instantly crushing it*
*runs towards the maintanace area and shuts down lights again*
Edited by C0|V|R4DE, 13 November 2006 - 00:41.
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nova's Photo nova 14 Nov 2006

*bump*
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Short Stuff's Photo Short Stuff 26 Nov 2006

Makes wal-mart go bankrupt, then buys it... Fills walmart with anything known in the universe, then Uses a lightsaber, and bow caster, Meshes them together, then uses it to kill everyone in the store, except retry, and the staff and admins...Then locks the door, walks to the back of the store, and waits while he drinks paint thinner...and alcholol, decides not to light it on fire after looking at bunny's sig.
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Alias's Photo Alias 26 Nov 2006

*Woolworths buys out Walmart*
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Nexolate's Photo Nexolate 26 Nov 2006

*Runs in and drops a SLSB (Squad Leader Spawn Beacon) behind a shelf.*
*Runs off into the Mall carrying his Baur H-AR, watching for any projectiles.*
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nova's Photo nova 12 Feb 2007

buys walmart and turns it into a mall counsuming the one its in and puts in multi story buildings goes to food court and eats cheese piza stick things
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LCPL Carrow's Photo LCPL Carrow 12 Feb 2007

*Yells "YO, I'M WAWKIN' 'ERE, SO GET OUTTA DA WAY, CAPICHE?"*
*Builds an impenetrable fortress out of Legos and watches the carnage*
*Builds a massive Lego billboard that says "WTF R U GYS TYIN 2 SPLL??????"*
*Hears a Home Depot commercial and thinks about how much fun a Home Depot war would be*
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nova's Photo nova 12 Feb 2007

builds home deopoet in the jumbo near-walmart
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Jordan's Photo Jordan 12 Feb 2007

*creates a monopoly over cheese pizza stick thingies*

*drives price up to $500 per stick, but makes them the healthiest and tastiest food known to man*

*builds lego battering ram*

*blasts through a wall of LCPL Carrow's fortress*
Edited by Jordan, 12 February 2007 - 21:23.
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nova's Photo nova 12 Feb 2007

buys jordan out then eats more and tells him we can be co-manegers
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omega's Photo omega 13 Feb 2007

blows up the kebab hut
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nova's Photo nova 14 Feb 2007

throws omega into tank cannon loads knife around him and shrres him
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Moosy Crisp's Photo Moosy Crisp 14 Feb 2007

* hijacks Power Wheels from toy department*
* grabs 30 bags of live goldfish from pet department*
* constructs auto cannon from plumbing supplies and other stuffs, using shotgun shells and goldfish for ammo*
* barrages the lego fortress with autocannon*
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omega's Photo omega 14 Feb 2007

says well im only shreeded i must save those gold fish
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Foxhound's Photo Foxhound 16 Feb 2007

*Grabs some beer and a lighter and makes molotov cocktails*
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Jordan's Photo Jordan 16 Feb 2007

*builds a giant Lego Railgun*

*blows Moosy Crisp and his power wheels to pieces*

*attacks the styrofoam peanut fortress*
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Sgt. Nuker's Photo Sgt. Nuker 05 Mar 2007

*Watches all this unfold from the security room monitors*

(w00t, 1,000th post!!)
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