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[Moosy Crisp]

* SEAGULL BOMBS *
FLY MY MINIONS FLY!!!
* hordes of seagulls kamikaze into people, detoning the C4 strapped to their bodies*
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
* lets loose the cloned, mutated Gila monsters *

[Sgt. Nuker]

*slinks into hardware aisle and grabs several nail guns and countless drum magazines (of nails)*

*rigs CO2 tanks to nail guns*

*rigs nail guns for AA fire (uses duct tape to hold down safety)*

*hands a couple to Forgotten and instructs on how to use, and keeps a couple for my self*

*opens hailstorm on "mind-controlled" seagulls*

[Soul]

"I had to ask oh well this will just make things more interesting"
"Ok Nuker I've set them up but I want to kill some of them my way"
*Does some strange movements*
"Now I am ready to PARTY!!!"
*Starts running while shooting Moosy's gulls*
*Throws a buch of ninja stars at Moosy's gulls*
"Moosy this is alot of fun what else you got?"

Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 08 July 2006 - 20:21.

[Moosy Crisp]

You forgot the mutated Gila monsters that are clamped onto your jugular vein at the moment.
* makes the lizards wiggle and shake violently*
* throws homemade hydrogen bombs weighted with fishing sinkers at Forgotten and Nuker*
* ignites them with flame arrows*

[retry_1]

moosy you say leaving the store is cheap, you just lit off 2 hydrogen bombs in the store you dumbass
*moves on to target*
*blows uyp target*
*moves on to sam's club*

[Moosy Crisp]

I neglected to tell you that these hydrogen bombs are home-made, as in using Liquid Plumr and Aluminum Foil, which creates Hydrogen gas that you can trap in a balloon ( not even joking ). So nanner nanner boo boo!
* takes all of Wolf's stuff and promptly trades it for more usefull stuff*
*Sends a few messages to certain people ( you know who you are ), asking for reinforcement*

Edited by Moosy Crisp!, 08 July 2006 - 17:23.

[retry_1]

hur you want to take my stuff eh? too bad i pw your ass at kung fu so even if i run out of bullets i can own you
*laughs as mossuy tries to take a squirt gun from a manikin shoots moosy 15 times with real bullets*
"stand up from that biznich*
*throws a knife at a random manikin*
*knife goes in right between the eyes*
*wals over and pulls out knife*
*thinks about calling electrobomb to kick moosy's ass*

[Moosy Crisp]

Electrobomb was pwned quite a long time ago. I doubt he will make an appearance at all. But can you deal with THIS!
* throws Oxy Clean in Wolf's eyes, kicks him in the teeth, and takes his wallet*
Picasso, Picasso, for my bunghole!
* rides away to my base on a cheap-ass Huffy bicycle*

[retry_1]

im wering infared sunglasses/huds yiou niny oxy clean doesnt efect me *throws knife poping moosy's tire*

[Moosy Crisp]

Thank goodness I don't care if I run on flats. Oh, and that wasn't Oxy Clean, I lied. Have you ever heard of cyanide? If so, tough shit. Since you are kinda breathing it in at the moment, I will offer you an antidote, for a truce, of course. Unless you want to wither away and die, and then have me steal your possesions...
* Hands out written agreement, waiting for signature*

Edited by Moosy Crisp!, 08 July 2006 - 17:41.

[Sgt. Nuker]

YOU CAN'T PICK UP CYANIDE FROM WAL-MART!!!!!

YOU'RE FIRED!!!! (sorry for the all caps)

[Moosy Crisp]

It was made from several items I found in Wal-Mart, and several other items that were discarded from other people.
* clamps several clothespins to Nuker's Nose*
YOU'VE BEEN SCHNOZZED!

[Sgt. Nuker]

*that wasn't me you "schnozzed", it was your mother!!*

*watches as Moosy's mother pwns him again and again*

[Soul]

*Gets really pissed off and rips off Moosy's clamper thing hurting myself in the process*
"Alittle pain is a small price to pay"
*Me and Moosy get into a crazy ass battle the blood from my wounds made from Moosy's clamper thing going down my face*
*The battle is causing mad damage to the store*

[Moosy Crisp]

Yes the schnozzinator works wonders! And that wasn't my mother that was destroyed, that was your life savings! Muahahahaha!
* Rips off chunks of drywall and chews it, for no reason whatsoever*
Drywall sure does suck
* Seagulls go haywire and attack everything including me*
Knock it off, you butthole
* backhands seagulls*
*Holds a Seagull Smacking Contest*
The prize: The key to the storage/ inventory room, and another mystery key.....

[Sgt. Nuker]

*takes a fish from the frozen food aisle and bludgeons three seagulls with a Mackerel (Monty Python style)*

*hears seagull "dive bombing" from behind*

*grabs beak with one hand (whilst still slapping the other three seagulls with a Mackerel), throws the other seagull to the floor and slaps it with a metal gaunlet "I accept".*

[Moosy Crisp]

The seagulls went down 25%, so more help is needed!
* Catches one and ties fishing line around it's neck *
* uses it to bash other seagulss *
Anyone who joins in gets a complimentary " I kill Seagulls " Cap!
* swacks other seagulls with a waffle iron*

[Soul]

*Equips two Kunai's*
"YYYAAAAA!!!!!"
*Goes ninja on the seagulls*
*Starts killing gulls by slicing them up*

Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 08 July 2006 - 22:19.

[Moosy Crisp]

* Gets out homemade flamethrower made from modified pressure washer *
*starts seagulls on fire*
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
* the smell of burnt feathers is in the air *

[retry_1]

*fills air with lead* sebvralseaguls fakl to the floor
*passes out gasmasks and puts one on"
*opens canister of mustard gas*
*all remaning sguls fall to the ground exceped for 1 with 3 eyes and a steel beak"
"oh shit"

[Soul]

"Shit it must be a demon bird I got it"
*Fire's an enchatted arrow at it*
"Nailed him"
*Bird is vaporized*

[Moosy Crisp]

* inhales vapors *
Gnarly!
* throws potatoes through window screens *
french cut potaters
* slams a gallon of Windex, Latex paint and certain unkown barbituates*

[Soul]

"Dude I think those vapors are tripping you out"
*Watchs as Moosy does random things*

[Moosy Crisp]

* rides around on shopping cart *
DON'T YOU POINT THAT GUN AT ME, GRANDMA!!!!!
* puts on winter coat and eats marshmallows*
I'm so cold......

[Soul]

"Yup he's tripping out alright"
*Goes and eats a tub of ice cream*
"AH BRAIN FREEZE!"