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#501 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 08 July 2006 - 23:06

* goes to sleep back at lair *

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Posted 09 July 2006 - 00:07

*wonders where my "I KILL SEAGULLS" cap is, and who won the slapping seagulls contest*
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#503 Soul

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Posted 09 July 2006 - 00:24

*Recovers from my brain freeze and gets up*
"I think we killed all of the seagulls"
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#504 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 09 July 2006 - 17:35

Yes! The seagulls are dead, but the winner will have to claim his prize by climbing up the treacherous bike rack, while fighting of the dreaded Snargwanglers with machetes. Good Luck!
* bashes Wal-Mart greeter's face into a toilet*
Put a sticker on that, asswipe!

#505 Soul

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Posted 09 July 2006 - 18:35

*Fines a freezer and goes into it*
"Alittle longer and......."
*Freezes into a deep sleep*
*Theres a sign on the door saying "Do not disturb or else!"*
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#506 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 09 July 2006 - 18:36

*Riddles freezer with holes from my shotguns, "now that's air conditioning"*

*I fear not what you can "do" to me Forgotten*
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#507 Soul

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Posted 09 July 2006 - 18:37

*Gets wokin up*
"Damn it major can't you read?"
"It says do not disturb"
*Walks away and goes into other freezer*
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

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Posted 09 July 2006 - 18:43

I can read, I just chose not to :) :D

*gets 10 space heaters and puts them in the freezer when Forgotten's asleep*

*turns off freezer to allow space heaters to work with optimum effect.
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Posted 09 July 2006 - 18:47

"Damn it screw this"
*Gets out of freezer walks away*
"Screw you guys I'm going home!"
*Leaves the walmart and goes home*
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#510 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 09 July 2006 - 22:35

* eats leftover popcorn*
This popcorn is stale....
* Starts another battle because I got bored*
* throws sharpened scissors at EVERYTHING *

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Posted 09 July 2006 - 22:52

*dodges scissors*
"Hey I've got an idea..."
*takes a wooden rake handle, takes off the rake parrt so its just a wooden pole*
*welds metal scissors together making a curved blade and attaches it to wooden pole making a scythe*
*starts slashing at nearby objects with razor sharp blade*
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Posted 10 July 2006 - 06:41

*manages to grab a wooden plank from one of the isles and deflects the potato peal, at the same time scissors stick to the wooden board*
*sees Moosy Crisp!*
*places a bat between the isles so Moosy Crisp!'s kart flips over at hardware section where he is crushed by heavy equipment*
*grabs a loud speaker and tries to say something but nothing is made out of it*

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#513 Soul

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Posted 10 July 2006 - 07:23

*Goes back into Walmart and goes to the eletronics department and put in a CD into the biggest soundsystem I could fined with my fav songs on it and starts playing music so load that everyone in the store can hear it*
"Ya now that's what I'm talking about :listen: !"

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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#514 DreadNot

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Posted 10 July 2006 - 14:18

*finds a person at walmart and fights to the death*
*pokes the walmart person and he topples to the ground*
"haha! you're dead!"
*punches all the signs with the Wal Mart smiley face on them*
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#515 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 10 July 2006 - 16:50

* climbs out from underneath junk*
* shoots C0|V|R4DE in the liver with an arrow*
* takes out CD from sound system and eats it*
* creates mustard gas from bleach and ammonia and gasses the Wal-Mart store*

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Posted 10 July 2006 - 17:18

*holds Moosy Crisp! down so he inhales mustard gas*
*throws knives from the weapons department at the smiley face signs*
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#517 Soul

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Posted 10 July 2006 - 20:38

"Ah I was listening to that"
*Walks away and blows up soundsystem with C4*
"If I can't listen to music with the soundsystem then noone can"
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#518 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 10 July 2006 - 23:21

* inhales mustard gas, then comes up with a gnarlier idea*
* invents deadly ketchup gas, then injects it into Reaper's bloodstream*
* continues planning for the dreaded relish gas*

#519 Soul

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Posted 10 July 2006 - 23:30

"Oh Moosy you and your crazy ideas"
*Throws an aheasive gernaide at Comrade And he gets stick to the floor*
"Well I'm board"
*Walks away leaving Comrade still stick in one place cuz of the gernaide*
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#520 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 11 July 2006 - 01:18

* hooks up game systems for a game party*
* hangs Manager from his toenails for disobedience*
This is the last time I'm gonna say it. EAT THE DAMNED TURTLE!!!!!
* slaps manager*

#521 Soul

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Posted 11 July 2006 - 01:45

"Sweet a gaming party so what will we play?"
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#522 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 11 July 2006 - 02:04

video games, of course. Use your imagination, they whole game department is for the taking....

#523 Nuke General

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Posted 12 July 2006 - 01:46

I enter the walmart and see that there is a gaming party that no one invited me to so i get really mad and make a flamethrower out of a blow torch and hairspray and kills all of the people at the party and then begins to play some video games after setting up pop up drones that are anything uber proof. HA

Edited by Nuke General, 12 July 2006 - 01:47.

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Posted 12 July 2006 - 01:48

*Begins his process of endless insomnia due to excessive coffee drinking*
*Walks to the Coke isle*

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#525 DreadNot

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Posted 12 July 2006 - 05:08

View PostMoosy Crisp!, on 10 Jul 2006, 18:21, said:

* inhales mustard gas, then comes up with a gnarlier idea*
* invents deadly ketchup gas, then injects it into Reaper's bloodstream*
* continues planning for the dreaded relish gas*


"You cannot kill the Reaper!"
*'grants' Moosy Crisp! with terrible hand-eye coordination*
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