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[Alie]

*is prone ontop of an asile of chips aiming a sniper rifle*
*shoots the fire extinguisher and it explodes in nuk gen's hands*
*rolls over and falls to the ground*

[Alias]

*Snores a bit more*

[Nuke General]

I take out my concealled uzi and spray you with gunfire :minigunner: . I continue to batter major nuker in the head with a lead pipe

Edited by Nuke General, 13 July 2006 - 03:27.

[Alie]

*leaves wal-mart due to people god-modding*

[AllStarZ]

*comes back to store*

*shoots The Grim Reaper and kills him*

*goes back to the mattress store.

[Nuke General]

All Hail AllStarZ, the saivour

[Soul]

"You forgot one thing you can't kill the Reaper cause he's immortal"

[Alie]

*comes back *

*walks around aimlessly trying to get hit*

[Alias]

*Continues minding his business by snoring*

[Nuke General]

Can't you see I'm still beating Major Nuker?? :boxe: "Leave Me Alone!" *Yells at ailestrike saying he dosen't have time for hitting you*

[Netshark the Shockwave Shark]

Leaps out of the aquarium, ambushes the Nuke General, tries to bite him into bits while dragging him back to the depths of the murky aquarium were the dead crabs lie...

[Alie]

* throws a un cooked steak tied with a bottle of beer into the aquarium*

[Netshark the Shockwave Shark]

Devours the steak and beer, gets into a drunken rage, and bersekly massacres Nuke General who is stuck in the aquarium. (Sharks eat anything even trash, so why did you think that would work fool? 4E@R MY SHARKY WRATH!)

[Alie]

(i was expecting a drunken rage XD, )

*throws a puppy from the pet department into the aquarium*
*walks away while listening to an MP3 player he looted from the electronis department*

[retry_1]

*is still unoticed in the shadows*
*peers through infared scope watching that whorios godmoder get pwnt*
*walks over to the aquariam and gives netshark a beef shank*
'good job matey"
*creeps back into the darkness*

[Netshark the Shockwave Shark]

Leaps out of the aquarium, covered with Puppy Fur and Radiation, Knocking Down AilesStriker on the way with Tail Fin, and struggles into the dark sanctuary where Crimson Wolf lies...

[DreadNot]

*kicks Crimson Wolf out of the darkness*
"Find your own!"
*Throws a knife into the aquarium section and watches the tank where netshark's shark is flop around on the ground.*

[retry_1]

hey ive been in the darkness longer than joo foo
*whips out m4 and "opens" a few bags of potato chips*
*remembers what mom sent me here to get*
*grabs can of pringles and walks out of wallmart*

[Netshark the Shockwave Shark]

''I came here for a unlimited supply of food. And nothing can stop a hungry shark from getting it's meal.''

Uses his flopping attack on the grim reaper, and bites of his bony hand.

[Nuke General]

I finally get out of the aquirum and harpoon that pice of shit known as netshark

I surgically remove grim's hand form netsharks stomach and return it to him

And your the god modder crimson wolf!

Edited by Nuke General, 13 July 2006 - 15:01.

[Alie]

*noticess that nuke general's right arm, left leg and nose have been severed*
"ok...."
*sets n-jammers that drill deep under wal-mart and stop all nuclear weapons from going off inside the store*

[Netshark the Shockwave Shark]

Struggles to the first aid section, knocks down the shelf, and swims in the pool of pain reliever and bandages.

After that, struggles to the fresh flower section and swim down the drain where the excess water goes.

[retry_1]

Nuke General, on 13 Jul 2006, 10:51, said:

I finally get out of the pool and harpoon that pice of shit known as netshark

I surgically remove grim's hand form netsharks stomach and return it to him

And your the god modder crimson wolf!

no im not i just havent pissed off people enough to get my sory ass killed.......
and gen netshark ate you your dead

[Nuke General]

You froget I have the gift of self revival

And that bite from netshark was soft, hes a teddy bear

[retry_1]

mortaly wounds nuke general so he canot move but isnt dead so he canot revive himself....
kiss my ass hippie