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[Moosy Crisp]

* solidifies*
Oh noes, the the brig is packed full of remote detonation explosives
* triggers explosives*
* ship blows up*

[Sgt. Nuker]

The ship does not blow up because you were thrown off the ship in a SuperVac.

*continues to sail away firing the "triple guns" at random*

[Alias]

*snores*

[Lucid]

*goes to mens department and gets Axe and a light to make the ultimate flamethrower then melts *take that!*evil laugh*bye*runs ito his indestructable shelter to recover from wounds*is there a doctor in the house*laughs nevously*i promise i won't melt you.*crosses fingers*

[Soul]

"I know some first aid but if you try to melt me I'll kill you 100,000,000 times to the tenth power got it good"
"Now let's see"
*helps sock monkey and fixes him up good as new then leaves*
"That should do it later"

Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 20 July 2006 - 18:55.

[Hobbesy]

Takes lighter to Axe and makes smelly flamethrower.
Shoots flamethrower at Forgotten Soul.
Catches rack of tires on fire and sends another flaming tire barrage.

Edited by tictac, 20 July 2006 - 17:59.

[Soul]

"Ah what did I just tell you come here you little basterd!"
*Chases tictac down finnaly gets him*
"I warned you but you had to do the stupidist thing ever which is piss me off!"
*Kills tictac 100,000,000 times to the tenth power and then sends him into complete obivion*
"With my new demonic powers my temper is alot shorter then it has ever been before"

Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 20 July 2006 - 18:59.

[Hobbesy]

Presses respawn button. While Forgotten Soul is nailed by flaming tires.

Edited by tictac, 20 July 2006 - 19:03.

[Soul]

*Gets free easily*
"Ha"
*Continues beating the hell out of tictac*
"Maybe if you said your sorry I'll stop"

[DreadNot]

*kicks Forgotten_Soul off of tictac, then kicks tictac*
*throws random objects at random people*

[Hobbesy]

Forgotten_Soul, on 20 Jul 2006, 14:07, said:

*Gets free easily*
"Ha"
*Continues beating the hell out of tictac*
"Maybe if you said your sorry I'll stop"

Umm.... sorry Forgotten Soul.
Steals reapers sythe and cuts his head off.

Edited by tictac, 20 July 2006 - 19:27.

[Soul]

"There was that so hard"
*Walks away to somewere*

[Moosy Crisp]

* climbs up on ship*
* pours kerosene on deck*
* jumps off*
* chucks a lit tire on deck*
* ship is ablaze*

[Soul]

*Just starts running for no reason all over the place for the fun of it*

[DreadNot]

tictac, on 20 Jul 2006, 14:26, said:

Umm.... sorry Forgotten Soul.
Steals reapers sythe and cuts his head off.

"No one steals my scythe!"
*takes tictac's soul and destroys it*
*takes back scythe*

Edited by Grim Reaper, 20 July 2006 - 22:16.

[Hobbesy]

Wonders how he did all that without a head.
Shoves a chair from Mcdonalds down reapers throat without a soul.

[DreadNot]

*eats the chair and swallows*
"mwaahahahahahaaha"
*trips Forgotten_Soul*

[MOABMAN]

i have returned from bf2:sir mod darn, thats just too much fun.
grim reapor gets rammed with my new and imporved battering ram.
*smash "clean-up on asile 3"*
new paintable explosive comes in blue,red, and create-a-color. only $19.95 anti-metal version for $23.95 comes in white only. free samples.

[Soul]

*Falls over from reaper tripping me and I smash though 5 aisles then through the wall into the backroom*
"Ouch my fucking head"
*Passes out from crash upside down*

Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 21 July 2006 - 02:25.

[Alias]

*snores*

[Hobbesy]

Slaps Omega to wake him up.

[Lucid]

*goes up to everyone and bitch-slaps them*
disembodied voice:"HUMILATION''
"take that bitches"
*bitchslaps omega again to wake him up*
"Wake up ass-fag"

[Moosy Crisp]

Nobody bitch slaps me and walks away with a fully functional body!
* cuts off Sock Monkey's fingers with a cigar cutter, then sears the stubs with a cigarette lighter*
* chops off his nose with a hatchet*
* slices his rib cage down the sternum and puts in a 2x4 to let the organs, blood and whatever else he has in his body drain out*
* strings him up from the Wal-Mart tree*

[Lucid]

*presses Ctrl+Alt+Delete to completely rester back to where the gun cabnet was locked than breaks out the MP-5*
whos the Bitch now Bitch?
*shoots everyone in the head than teabags them.*

*presses Ctrl+Alt+Delete to completely rester back to where the gun cabnet was locked than breaks out the MP-5*
whos the Bitch now Bitch?
*shoots everyone in the head than teabags them.*

*presses Ctrl+Alt+Delete to completely rester back to where the gun cabnet was locked than breaks out the MP-5*
whos the Bitch now Bitch?
*shoots everyone in the head than teabags them.*

*presses Ctrl+Alt+Delete to completely rester back to where the gun cabnet was locked than breaks out the MP-5*
whos the Bitch now Bitch?
*shoots everyone in the head than teabags them.*

*presses Ctrl+Alt+Delete to completely rester back to where the gun cabnet was locked than breaks out the MP-5*
whos the Bitch now Bitch?
*shoots everyone in the head than teabags them.*

sorry my comp lagged out and i pressed the reply button five times.










ps.sorry for the double post

[Hobbesy]

Kills SockMonkey again before he presses it. Calls in an airstrike on him for using my sig. (naw its ok if you use it)

Edited by Tic-Tac 1098, 21 July 2006 - 19:57.