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[Jazz Man]

Jazz Man, on Sep 6 2005, 07:36 PM, said:

(( THIS MEANS YOU CAN'T ATTACK ME CUS IM NOT IN WAL-MART ))

* A Guy walks up to Retry, spanks him and gives him the failure award.

"Idiot"

* Random guy walks away

[retry_1]

has you arested for destroyin walmart

[nexus1689]

he didnt destroy wal mart he just left it

and no ones noticed bill gates but he finally succeds in screwing up the overlords computer and jazz man inside who begins singing "im a little tea cup short and stout" lol and turns around in circles

[renegade]

*grabs a tomato and throws it at nexus*

[Jazz Man]

* I ejected bill gates a long time ago..

[nexus1689]

well u didnt write it or maybe im blind w/e puts up his wicker basket tomato sheild and and gets nerf ball launcher and mows down renegade.

[Carnage King]

Jazz Man, on Sep 7 2005, 05:06 AM, said:

*Ejects Carnage

uses super cool matrix moves to hang onto overlord, then fills the turrets up with nuclear tins and then activates the fire in #seconds sets it to 5, then grabs a quad and bolts back to walmart

Edited by Carnage King, 07 September 2005 - 22:02.

[nexus1689]

(where did hunter and deathstrike go in all of this)

runs to the subway and starts throwing nasty low carb mines out into the aisles and if anyone steps on them they shrink into a skinny little twig and fall over until they can get more food then runs to bakery and flings cookies of death that wizz around the store endlessly WATCH UR HEAD!!!!!!!

[Jazz Man]

*Rebuilds himself ( thanks Carnage ) and continues to watch the carnage from outside the destroyed K-Mart.

[Carnage King]

*makes a clone of himself* then makes clone go up onto roof and snipe jazz man with a sniper gun built out of textas with dart bullets with nuclear radiation, toxin and ink inside, and the darts home onto the persons heart, and it does not affect me and it injects the toxin/nucler radiation/ink into the heart and kills em

[Jazz Man]

*Dart Bounces off Overlord armor and falls to the ground*

What the fuck was that?

(( Are you forgetting im STILL A FUCKING OVERLORD? ))

[nexus1689]

runs to paper towles and finds super gigantic mega rolls of paper towels strips them and puts them together into a javelin missle launcher makes three rounds made of high explosive charges

sneaks up behind jazz mans overlord and quicly fires off the three missles (the third leaving just as the first is a foot from its target.) the overlord blows up into a huge flaming pile of scrap (jazz man get out of the f**king overlord and do something else) then runs inside and jumps as a cookie of death goes wizzing by.

Edited by nexus1689, 09 September 2005 - 04:42.

[Carnage King]

dart sticks into overlord and hits the main control thingy and then it hits the engine, and it is blown into a hundred million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion *GASP* million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion *GASP* million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion pieces which cant be rebuilt

[Jazz Man]

you forgot the mircoscopic peace that was left on the sidewalk! HA HA!

*Nano rebuilt

You want me to do something? Ok

*Opens up his mini nuclear bay, Here ya go!
*Fires 2 mini nukes at Nextus and Carnage and they hit. dead on. and he sees carnages skull roll past his first tread wile Nextus foot lands on his window. EWW! *Turns on wipers and kicks off the foot*
*Closes missle bay*

(( now Fuck off, Im enjoying you guys kill each other ))

[Carnage King]

Jazz man didnt realise that i was still neo and i threw a skulldown there to trick him, somehow gets super strength and catchs mini nuke and throws back at Jazz man's overlord and makes sure that every single piece is gone, and summons a black hole that will only suck in pieces of jazz man's overlord

(Jazz man, gee, enough with the god damn overlord!)

[Jazz Man]

*Deflects missle and sends it to mars.
*Continues to watch the battle.

It's your fault im cybernetically wired to this thing.. so shut the f up.

[nexus1689]

fine sends an undeflecatable emp wave wired with a tesla to fry all the circuts and connections thus freeing jazz man then builds a new cybernetic foot and arm with mini gun rocket nuke and laser attachments with a firewall installed so jazz man cant be a prick and take over my foot or arm (no exceptions) then throws a hard disk into wreckage of overlord so jazz man can move onto something more original.


marsians get mad and send a ray of death at jazz man for the nuke which drills a hole in the earth and loeaves mothing more than a speck of dirt.

Edited by nexus1689, 10 September 2005 - 06:50.

[Carnage King]

looks down huge hole, ooo, i see la- uh oh!!!!!!!

that beam of death hit the core of the earth, watchout, magma is coming up

[nexus1689]

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hey look im back at wal mart.

Edited by nexus1689, 10 September 2005 - 20:03.

[Carnage King]

runs inside with nexus and links electricity cords together and it makes a huge electric shield, puts it over walmart so it doesnt get hit by the magma

[nexus1689]

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M everything settles down the magma cools and there is a hard 6 mile thick crust of magma with a diamond layer (meaning no one can escape) over anmd surrounding the wal mart what little supplies and weapons we will have to use for the rest of our lives btw jazz man is stuck in the magma inside a hard disk with no metal what so ever around him everyone heres a muffled damn it from inside the magma. then nexus runs to secure the grocery secti0on with carnage king thus making sure no one but them has acess to food muhahahahahahahahhahahaahhaha

[Carnage King]

uses electronic cables to make a plasma storm , something that fires a ball of electricity and will electric shock anyone near it with 999999999999999999999 volts

[nexus1689]

hmm theres no one left in the wal mart but me and carnage king this sucks makes a diamond drill bit and drills out of the the wal mart to china and gos home cuase every one stopped posting in wal mart

[retry_1]

cuts nexus off at his frond door
"thought you would never see me again huh?"slices

a pice of pie and says "would you like some"while taking a bite into his slice

muhahahaha ive totaly thrown this topic off

[nexus1689]

yes i would love a slice of pie would u like to come in for some tea and crumpets or a coke or some milk maybe how bout a game of shock wave. (helping throw the topic off)