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[Red_Leader]

*Grabs a Chain Saw*
*Runs After Nexus*

[nexus1689]

ur a pile of dust u dont exsist but if u want to then ok. Red leader runs into the plasma fence carnage wired up and is fried so badly he is returned to dust muhahahaha

Edited by nexus1689, 15 September 2005 - 00:27.

[renegade]

(carnage changed wallmart into a star wars battlefield now) *activates his invisibility device and walks in and sees everyone getting sliced up by a jedi*

[PUTITIGRINGO]

My vengeance......

*PUTITI GRABS AXE, CUT HIS NECK, NEXUS IS DECAPITATED*

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[Illandiel]

I FART AND IT SPLITS THE ATOM, LEAVEING GRINGO AND NEXUS BURNT AS HELL!!! NUCLEAR FART YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Edited by Illandiel, 15 September 2005 - 01:53.

[PUTITIGRINGO]

HOW STINK!!

*PUTITI STABS WITH STICK TO Illandiel´s ASS, EXPLODES*

Ahhh, que apesta, pues todo esta bien...erm.

[Illandiel]

Worm like parasites crall through my body, and it freaks gringo and nexus out to where there souls run out of there bodys!!!

[renegade]

*walks in with high tech armor and a jetpack* *proceeds to beat illandiel to a bloody pulp*

Edited by renegade, 15 September 2005 - 02:43.

[nexus1689]

nexuses soul comes back having been trained by the first jedi then returns to his body and nexus proceeds to help renegade bet the s**t out of illiandeil and putitigringo

[Carnage King]

runs over to putitigringo and slices his head off, HA now your the one whos deformed and decapitated

(note: everyone is back alive since i changed walmart into star wars

[PUTITIGRINGO]

My head.... hahaha

*PUTITI´S HEAD IS REGNERATING AND CREATING A BODY*

Two PUTITIGRINGOS hahahaha

*PUTITIGRINGOS DOUBLE ATTACK TO CARNAGE KING, OUCH!, ZAP!, ECK! ..... FINISH HIM LIKE MORTAL KOMBAT, TWO PUTITIS GRAB HEAD AND LEGS IS RIPPING, BOOOM!!! RIPPED!! PUTITIS ARE WIN, FATALITY 1*

[nexus1689]

runs over as a super jedi and sices puttitgringo into many peices then sets them on fire and the puts them in a bag in an olympic size pool then freezes it then builds a helix and airlifts putitigringo to the antartic then uses a particle cannon to melt a hole ten miles deep in the ice that is filled with melted ice then drops the frozen olympic sized ice cube (with loads and loads of concrete attached) into the hole where it sinks and the ice refreezes and putititgringo will lie until antartica moves up into warmer regions and melts......in 30 million years

[PUTITIGRINGO]

Damn! I going to Build a Time Machine!!

[nexus1689]

well that sucks the human race has become so advanced that htey do not need to speak anymore and putitigringo cannot make contact (also they declare him a demon come back from the stupid ages after the first bush war where the world was almost wiped out ) so they vaporize him better than we ever could

im sorry putiti i like to be thourough no offense to u whatsoever

Edited by nexus1689, 16 September 2005 - 04:25.

[retry_1]

flies in in an x wing and says im back boyz used duble black lightsabers to help my alies carnage and nexus uses force choke on ilandel and snaps his neck muhahahahahahaha

[renegade]

*flys above the battle with his jetpack* *calls for reinforcement bounty hunters and begins attacking putitigringo while my squad of allies help*

[Iamnotamoose]

*jups in* Whoo, time to use my cheesey force powers!!
*Takes out his lightsaber*

[Jazz Man]

*Teleports In*

*Turns the Battlezone back into a Wal-Mart*

*Teleports Out*

(( This isn't Me Attacking.. don't Change the battlezone, it's wal mart and wal mart it will stay. now if you excuse me.. im gonna go back to plotting doom.. ))

[Iamnotamoose]

*is still standing there with his lightsaber*

Oi, this aint Tatooine!!

[Carnage King]

:off topic: Jazz man, i dont mean that i turned wal mart into a star wars place, i mean, that its still wall mart but all weapons inside and stuff are star wars stuff

[renegade]

Jazz Man, on Sep 17 2005, 06:30 AM, said:

*Teleports In*

*Turns the Battlezone back into a Wal-Mart*

*Teleports Out*

(( This isn't Me Attacking.. don't Change the battlezone, it's wal mart and wal mart it will stay. now if you excuse me.. im gonna go back to plotting doom.. ))

your such a goody two shoes! *ties jazz man up and begins burning him with my flamethrower* muahahaha *flys back and shoots a rocket at him* *jazz man is now on the floor burning and dead* now you have to wait to respawn!

must....resist.....urge.....TO THROW BANANNAS AT JAZZ MANS CORPSE! *throws up to 4 banannas at his face and stuffs the last one in his mouth* WHEE AHAHAHA! BLAHAHA! *runs off like a psychopath with arms waveing around like a terrorist* (remember this is spammy yummy discussion try to add a little stupidity! )

Edited by renegade, 17 September 2005 - 11:27.

[Jazz Man]

*Teleports back in*

Oh ok :-D

Fires a rocket at Renegade, Fires a Chicken at Renegade.. Smashs his Skull in with watermellons, Puts a pipe bomb in his ass and explodes.. Kicks his smashed in brain, Grabs a Can of STFU and throws it at him, Grabs a cup of sTFU and throws it at him and half of his damaged corps desolves.. Has the G-man from half life come in and pistol whip his blown off ass a few times, Puts an 0wned Sign in his mouth.

*Teleports out*

[Iamnotamoose]

*is still standing there with his lightsaber*
WTF is going on...

*is hungry and uses force powers to grab some food*

[cookies]

DARTH VADER the master of the sith walks in and analites all of you with just the power of the darkside. hehe

[nexus1689]

then nexus says u killed padame and darth vader runs off crying his eyes out like a little girl and then nexus walks up to cookie and slaps him for trying to start another war then walks up to jazz man and puts an I NEED TO BE OWNED SIGN on his back then steps back....

Edited by nexus1689, 17 September 2005 - 23:41.