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[cookies]

and old lady walks in kicks nexus but end of story

[nexus1689]

then the old lady runs up to cookie and drags him away intending to make sweet love to him down by the fire............(GROSS)


im going to play online right now so i dont have to hear that. Who wants to join me

Edited by nexus1689, 17 September 2005 - 23:44.

[cookies]

or is it?

[cookies]

then...... general alexander plsma tanks roll in

[cookies]

is this end of or hero nexus as the plasma scoops fix on him?

[cookies]

5 seconds

[nexus1689]

stop double posting and if it is at least im not ontop of an old woman then runs to do it urself shop and makes ten comp chips and straps then to the plasam tanks and the switch sides and engulf cookie and the old lady in plasma

[cookies]

nexus has lost the will to survive and drops his weapon

[cookies]

sry

[cookies]

anyways the remaining plasma tanks retreat hehe but it isnt over

Edited by cookies, 17 September 2005 - 23:52.

[cookies]

i was darth vader hehe muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaaha
hhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha oh sry the old lady was my sidekick

[cookies]

oh well anyways do you know how to get a avatar? i really need one and to get this stupid newbie tag off

Edited by cookies, 17 September 2005 - 23:59.

[cookies]

im gonna go play shockwave

[renegade]

Jazz Man, on Sep 17 2005, 09:32 PM, said:

*Teleports back in*

Oh ok :-D

Fires a rocket at Renegade, Fires a Chicken at Renegade.. Smashs his Skull in with watermellons, Puts a pipe bomb in his ass and explodes.. Kicks his smashed in brain, Grabs a Can of STFU and throws it at him, Grabs a cup of sTFU and throws it at him and half of his damaged corps desolves.. Has the G-man from half life come in and pistol whip his blown off ass a few times, Puts an 0wned Sign in his mouth.

*Teleports out*

*respawns* im gonna get you for that! *grabs two ak-47s and a rocket launcher and molotov cocktails and a few frag grenades and a flamethrower and flashbang and ... hmm a lightsabre* *uses force choke to hold jazz man in the air and proceeds to flashbang him so hes blinded and throws 4 molotov cocktails at him and hes set on fire and now i start burning him with my flamethrower and i shoot 2 rockets at him sending him flying and i stick 2 frag grenades up his *** blowing his insides up and 2 in his mouth blowing his stomach up and i shoot him with duel ak-47s and finally slice him into little bits with my lightsabre* *sticks an OWNED sign in his mouth and straps a KICK ME PLEASE! sign on his back and i kick him in the gut while hes on the floor and smash his head open with a watermelon and stick three bananas in his mouth* now for the finish *calls an angry mob of farmers to kick him in the nuts and stab him with pitchforks meanwhile i walk off*

Edited by renegade, 18 September 2005 - 14:15.

[Iamnotamoose]

*His food gets hit*
Damn hippies!!!!!!!!!! Never do that when im eating!!!
*Strats to spray force lightning all over the place (Emperor style )*

[renegade]

*sneaks up behind Vap0riser and whacks him (or her) on the head with a baseball bat kocking him (or her) out cold*

Edited by renegade, 19 September 2005 - 10:04.

[Iamnotamoose]

*Chops the bat in two with his lightsaber before he ges hit*

[nexus1689]

sneaks up behind him and uses force choke to lift him up and chike him then slams him repeatedly against the wall over and over until hes unconsciuos lol i love force choke

[Balougahfitz]

*Smiles and Presses the button that calls in SCHEVENTY FOUR AND A HALF B1 Bombers to bomb t3h hael out of Wal-Mart*

[Jazz Man]

*Teleports in, With Failure man*

Failure man Gives Balougahfitz a huge spanking
And a You Failed: Can't blow up the Wal-Mart Sign

Then Jazz Man Shoots Balougahfitz in the head with a desert eagle.

*Teleports out, With Failure man* (( this means You can't attack me cus you don't know where I am, HARRRRRRRRR!!! ))

[Balougahfitz]

*Instant Respawn* 'HAX!' - Anakin Skywalker

*B1's being bombing campaign*

[Iamnotamoose]

Got something to say about this topic... seeing alot of posts that are like*.... Shoots .... in the head and kills him*

Wouldn't it be more fun to posts things like "... Shoots at ... , aiming for te head" ?
would give you some more "Controll" About whats going to happen to you
*is a roleplay hippie*
Just a sugestion...

[Jazz Man]

*Teleports in with Patroit missle system,

Patriot System console Follows

WARNING, Unknown aircraft in Civ Airspace.
Relaying info to 2 other sties,
Relayed.
Targeting......Set
Locked..
shoot...NOW!

*Patriot Systems shoot off a barrage of missles takeing down the B1's and one of them hits Balougahfitz in the face, The B1's Bomb Cargo explodes on him*

*Teleports out with Patriot system..

Edited by Jazz Man, 22 September 2005 - 20:51.

[Balougahfitz]

Do you travel in time? (woo I'm PUTITIGRINGO) They've already bombed Wal-Mart to nothingness. I'm out. *leaves*

[Jazz Man]

*Teleports in, With Construction Dozer*

Dozer: Lets Build! ^_^

* 2 minutes later a new wal mart pops up

Dozer: That one's done!

*Teleports out,

Dozer: Ill Build anywhere!

*Dozer Teleports out.