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[Sgt. Nuker]

*Tells Ailestrike he robbed the wrong house*

*Orders Carrow and Boom to target Aile's Bradley*

*Keeps pedal mashed*

[SonicBoom]

*loads HE rocket*
*lines up sights*
*thinks for a second*
*takes out HE rocket*
*loads nuclear rocket*
*tells Nuker to floor it*
*lines up sights and pulls the trigger*

[Sgt. Nuker]

"Err........it's been floored the whole time"

*Looks for a hill crest*

*Shifts into 5th*

*Tells Boom to chuck the kegs out of the bed*

*Sees crest a half mile away*

*mutters "this is gonna be closer than I had hoped"*

[Alias]

*Falls asleep at the wheel*

[SonicBoom]

*does what Nuker says*
*points and laughs at Alias*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Gets to crest and keeps it floored*

Tells everyone to keep hanging on*

[Soul]

*Hangs on for my life*

[Searge]

*Lies in a Garbage can at the bottom of a hill*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Wonders about mysterious garbage can*

*keeps driving*

[Jordan]

*Drives a Technical alongside Major Nuker*

*Jumps into the Humvee, as the Technical's rear axle falls out due to poor manufacturing*

*Watches as the Technical spins out and collides into Alias's car, sending the technical gunner and Alias flying through the air*

*Hooks the garbage can with Damage XL inside with a spear gun, and drags it along behind the humvee*

*Grabs a RPG*

[Searge]

*Hanging around in a garbage can that's being dragged by Major Nuker's Humvee*

[Sic]

*Appears inside Nuker's hummer*
"WTF?"
*Pulls out rad suit and gun*

[Dauth]

*waits for Nuker to run out of gas*

*Fills up Nuker's Hummer*

*Gets in Range Rover sport*

*Guns engine and waits*

[Warbz]

*enters thread*
....
*exits thread before danger approaches*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*thanks Dauth for fuel and keeps 'er floored*

*notices Jordan has an RPG*

"I do believe I've become quit popular"

*watches as Jordan races off in a Range Rover*

*tells Sic he has no need for a RAD suit.....yet*

[Jordan]

*Finds the lost Combat Quad with double RPG's*

*Catches back up, and jumps into a large communications tower*

*Tower collapses on top of Alchemist before he can exit the thread*

*Continues down the road*

[Moosy Crisp]

* constructs an airship made entirely out of owls *
No Jimi Hendrix, you cannot borrow my toaster.
* flys owlship into Nuker's Vee*
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

[Foxhound]

*Drops Ion Cannon beacon on Moosy*

[Searge]

*Pops up from the garbage can that's still being dragged by major nukers humvee*
*shoots with a heavy MG at everything that moves (Except the humvee and its passengers)*

[Sic]

*Loads rad gun and deploys nuclear core*
"It's ready comrade Nuker!"

[LCPL Carrow]

*Lays down covering fire for Sic, riddling anything that moves with the .50cal*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*notices we're 6 miles away from ground zero*

"I think it's okay to stop...it was just a tactical nuke"

*stops Hummer and tells everyone it's time to get out*

*Hops in Nuke Ovie*

"C'mon guys, RIDE CHANGE!!!"

[Searge]

*Gets out of Garbage can and hops in Nuker's Ovie*

Edited by Damage XL, 01 February 2007 - 14:47.

[LCPL Carrow]

*Mans loader station on nuke ovie's starboard gun*

[Dauth]

*Finds nuke ovie*

*Jumps in*

*does differential calculus*