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[Moosy Crisp]

* gargles with A-1 steack sauce( yeah, it's that important)*
* crashes Geo Metro into Nuker's Ovie*
Dammit.
* kicks out ovie taillights*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*turns to everyone "did you feel somethin?"*

*Orders traffic lights to be fired upon*

*Rolls straight through intersection*

*Bangs a hard right turn*

*Roars down rural street*

"Boys, fire at anything that moves"

[SonicBoom]

*wakes up in and abandoned humvie*
"Damit, not again!!!"
*wonders where everyone went*
*pulls out sat-link device*
*finds where all the action is via satalite*
*notices a path of destruction*
"WTF happened here?"
*gets in drivers seat of humvie*
*drives around looking for everyone*

[Soul]

*Radio's Sonic were we are*

*Activates special becon on Sonic's GPS so he can catch up to us*

*Aims Mini-Nuke Missile Launcher with an evil sadistic look on my face*

*I then ask Major Nuker"Just tell me what to shoot Major sir."*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Tells Forgotten to quiet that sat link device*

"We'll leave a path of destruction wide enough for him to follow"

*Tells Forgotten to NOT fire the mini nuke.........again*

*Slows Ovie down to a crawl.....so more damage can be done*

Edited by Major Nuker, 02 February 2007 - 04:40.

[LCPL Carrow]

*"UP!!!"*
*gun fires*
*reloads*
*"UP!!!"*
*gun fires*
*reloads*
*"UP!!!"*

[Soul]

"Ok"

*Puts away Mini-Nuke Missile Launcher and deactivates becon*

*Mounts a gattling cannon on nuker's ovie and begins to operate it*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*congratulate Carrow on quick loading*

*pushes levers farther forward*

Let's blow this popsicle stand

*romps through people's backyards*

[Foxhound]

*Notices nuclear missile launching in the distance from his B-52*
*Radios "Umm...Hey kids, congratulations. You qualify as a nuclear threat."*
*Runs. Quickly.*

Edited by Foxhound, 02 February 2007 - 06:30.

[Dauth]

*gets nuker to stop*

*fiddles with gearbox*

*gives nuker another 10mph*

*fits attachment to collect depleted fuel for small arms muntions*

*uses ebay to buy 2 gatt guns and starts feeding in depleted rounds*

*finds that sodding B52 and rips it out of the sky*

*gets nuker to go psycho by feeding him blue smarties*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Pushes levers to full extent and drives like a man possessed through houses, yards, a school house or two *

*Thanks Dauth for smarties (me likey blue ones ^^ )*

*Tells Dauth.....there's still a nuke in the sky*

*Listens to wonderful hum of gats*

*Thinks to self "My nuke ovie has been converted into a nuke Emperor*

[Dauth]

*hmm nuke in sky, empy on ground going fast*

*nuker go faster*

*rigs up a net between both barrels*

*speech that if we do this no1 will know and if we fail no one will care*

*tells Nuker to catch the nuke*

*locks turret and turns on internal air purifier and supply*

*sits back and watches show*

[Searge]

*Opens a small box*

*Takes a portable Railgun out of the box*

*Tells Nuker to go to the rich people's houses so that I can practice my targeting on those nice porche's they have there*

Edited by Damage XL, 02 February 2007 - 15:30.

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Tells Damage "NO", because I like Porsches ^^*

*Tells Dauth to reinforce the net as the rate of fall has exceeded the maximum rate to which the current net is rated*

*Says "I'm giving 'er all she's got"*

*Makes a valiant effort to catch the nuke*

*Notices a small red button labeled "Use only in emergency*

*Notifies crew that we'll either blow up OR go faster than something this big should ever go*

*Presses said button*

*Hangs on for dear life*

[Searge]

*asks Nuker if he knows other things that I can use to test my new portable Railgun on*

*Hangs on for sort of dear life to*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Tells Damaga to blow the shi- outta Hondas, and anything that is a Honda*

*Looks at speedometer and notices it says 90 mph*

*Looks at Dauth and asks "Is it supposed to go this fast?"*

[Dauth]

*Err mabye, only after the blue button has been hit so we start juicing the cooling or your radiator will blow*

*picks lock on turret*

*Opens tank climbs out on front*

*dances to saturday night fever on the right barrel*

*dances to the macerenna on the left*

*re-enforces net with Nuker inc. TM, tactical nuke catcher*

*Tells Damage to wipe those badly made German penis extensions off the map, Audis are better*

*climbs back inside*

*locks turret and puts away lock picks*

*goes back to seat*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Reminds Dauth this tank's fusion powered but pushes blue button anyway*

*Over rides Dauth's command to blow up Porsches, stick to the Hondas and BMW's*

*Tells Dauth "locking the turret" doesn't mean actually locking it (It just means make it so the turret turns with the tank, not independently)*

[LCPL Carrow]

*Admires Dauth for dancing on the barrels at 90 miles an hour*
*cocks .45 and threatens to shoot anyone who so much as scratches a BMW*
*Puts the "time is running out" song from RA2 on the Propaganda tower. After all, Gentlemen, it's a nuclear device*
*Goes to MOPP-5 NBC protection*
*lowcrawls on narrow catwalk in the very bottom of the tank in the storage area, gets a point-defence laser from his pack, hands it to Dauth and says, "install this"*

Edited by LCPL Carrow, 02 February 2007 - 19:48.

[Dauth]

*puts on tech support cap*

*Asks Nuker if he leave the hatch unlocked on a tank doing 90 mph?*

*reminds nuker all moving parts get too hot*

*puts gatt on prius alert*

*installs pdl*

*asks Carrow for an adapter for US tech to Chinese tank*

[Searge]

*Sets Railgun on High Focus beam, making it shoot through everything*

*Fires at A parked honda*

(beam goes through Honda and the BMW thats parked behind it and the porche that was behind the BMW and the audi that was parked behind the Porche)

*watches the 4 cars go skyhigh*

*puts Railgun back in box*

Edited by Damage XL, 02 February 2007 - 20:10.

[Jordan]

*Drives a fully-salvaged Basilisk in front of the Nuke Overlord*

*Fires Tungsten shell, boring a giant hole through the overlord, causing the overloaded nuclear reactors to explode and send the overlord flying 500 feet in the air*

*Uses ECM wave to send the tactical nuke into the nuke overlord*

*Nuke obliterates the rest of the overlord and crew*

*THAT WAS MY PORSCHE!*

[Dauth]

*In the style of the T1000 re-forms*

*That was my pride and joy of a tank*

*Finds the tungsten shell*

*uses shell to pefrom major surgery on the basilisk*

*kicks ass and chews bubble gum*

[Soul]

*Calls for a Battlalion of 10 tanks of Major Nuker's choice to follow us and that there now under Major Nuker's orders from now on*

*Continues operating the Gattling Cannon I monuted on Major Nuker's now Nuclear Emperor Overlord*

[Jordan]

*Sends a variety of Demo General and Toxin General bomb trucks to attack the tanks*

*5 Bomb Trucks get crushed, causing 5 tanks to fly in the air, and start a chain reaction engulfing all 10 tanks*

*Everything is obliterated*

*Drives away in a Quad Cannon*