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[Dauth]

*finds Jordan's Quad, rips of turret*

*Gives jordan a cookie*

*Finds my Morgan Aero 8*

*cruises up Autobahn*

[Jordan]

*Chases after Dauth in a laser humvee*

*Blows off the rear of the car with a laser charge*

*Continues further down the autobahn*

[Soul]

*Gets out on Nuker's tank*

*Gets in my special car and goes after Jordan*

[Warbz]

*drives down autobahn*

*sees jordan and forgotten soul on the other side going the other way*

*waves*

*wasnt seen*

Edited by Alchemist, 02 February 2007 - 22:15.

[Jordan]

*Sets hydraulic suspension to overload*

*Bounces onto the other highway where alchemist is driving*

*Fires a potato into the exhaust pipe, causing alchemist's car to explode*

*Bounces back to the other highway, accidentally dropping the muffler*

*Forgotten_Soul's car hits the muffler like a giant speed bump and flies off the autobahn*

[Warbz]

*car explodes*

*alchemist is launched into the air*

*falls back to earth*

*lands on jordans cars roof*

[Searge]

*walks up to the autobahn with my box in one hand*

*stops besides highway*

*opens box and takes out portable Railgun*

*sets Railgun to fire multiple beams after eachother*

*fires Railgun at Jordans car, making him and Alchemist go skyhigh*

*waves at them as they disappear into space*

*puts portable railgun back into box*

*walks away from the autobahn with the box under my arm*

Edited by Damage XL, 02 February 2007 - 22:34.

[Jordan]

*bails out of the technical before it gets too high*

*parachutes down*

*watches the technical gunner fall on top of Damage XL*

*drives down the autobahn in a combat cycle*

[Dauth]

*gets angry*

*gets more angry*

*finds Jordan and gives him cookie surgery until he looks like the model Jordan*

*Gets in shockwave banned uber unit*

*starts secereting tanks for my friends*

*re builds Nukers Empy*

*watches family guy*

[Jordan]

*Turns Dauth into a cookie using a cookie blob launcher*

*Feeds the cookie Dauth to a hungry person*

*Fires a cruise missile at a random target besides at myself*

[Soul]

*Activates my car's flight mode*

*Continues to chase Jordan*

*Fires missiles at Jordan*

*Missiles hit Jordan's vehicle making it blow up*

[Jordan]

*Um, I didn't have a vehicle right now*

*Gets into a new humvee*

*Fires tractor beam at Forgotten_Soul, puts him into a cannon, and fires him into a large concrete wall*

[Searge]

*Shoots at Jordan with this little Thingy*
*watches how Jordan gets PWND by my little cannon*

Edited by Damage XL, 02 February 2007 - 23:31.

[Sgt. Nuker]

"That's IT!!"

*parks Emperor, hops out, and gets in Black Shark helicopter*

*checks ammo boxes and fuel level*

*refills ammo and fuel (pours in highest octane jet fuel known to man)*

*Whoever touched that Porsche is DEAD!!*

*Hovers over Autobahn*

*Fires twin chainguns*

*Lays down chaingun fire like a maniacal madman*

*Makes hard left and flies over forest*

[Moosy Crisp]

* gets in a forklift*
* enters the autobahn, going a breakneck speed of 22 mph*
HULAHULAHULAHULAHULAHULAHULAHULAHULAHULAHULAHULA!
* catches up to Black Shark*
Oh lordy! Huck honey, get down from there!

[Foxhound]

*Crashes in B-52*

*Dies*

*Gets melted by the nuke*

x.x

[Alias]

*GETS TO ZE CHOPPAH*

[Jordan]

*Drives into Moosy Crisp's forklift with a technical, and ejects from the raising platform*

*Flies into Alias*

*Watches as the 5000th technical gunner flies into the black shark*

*Salvages a new rpg from the destroyed B52*

[Soul]

*Transforms*

*Rocks into the air and stops*

*Opens wings and shouts out "JORDAN YOU FUCKING TRASHED MY FUCKIN CAR YOU BASTERD!! NOW I'M GOING TO FUCKIN KILL YOU!!" then I fly at high speeds after Jordan*

Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 03 February 2007 - 04:10.

[Moosy Crisp]

* constructs a SCUD out of old toothpicks and wet goat fur*
* launches SCUD at Black Shark*
TO THE HEAVENS LMAO!!!1!!!1!1!!!!!11!
* trips over twig*
Ow...I fell down and hurt my belly! WAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Soul]

*Stops and destroys SCUD before it hits Nuker in the Black Shark*

*I then continue after Jordan*

[Jordan]

*Snipes Forgotten_Soul*

*Flies around in a Nuke Mig*

*Fires 8 tactical nuke missiles at Forgotten_Soul*

[Moosy Crisp]

* launches another SCUD*
Have no clue where that one's going. Your guess is a good as mine. LMAO, Zeuglodon Island...
* kicks Forgotten Soul in the shins*
SHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHA!

[Soul]

"YOU THINK THAT WILL STOP ME PUNK!?"

*Blasts throught nukes*

*Faces Jordan and rip his heart out*

*Goes after Moosy and kills him aswell*

*Destroys second SCUD*

*Disappaers into the shadows*

Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 03 February 2007 - 04:17.

[Moosy Crisp]

* continues to kick Forgotten Soul in the shins*
SHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHA!
* Zeuglodons eat Forgotten Soul's wooden clogs*
Oh lordy!

Edited by Moosy Crisp, 03 February 2007 - 04:18.